Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron is real father material, isn’t he?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, candall said:

Is this the "shocking" part of the The Shocking Season Finale?? 

I was hoping for more along the lines of TayLER beats Chance over the head with his power washer and kills him.

You're savage. I like that in a person. Come sit by me, I have snacks. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Monique you know god dang well you wasn't gonna end nothing 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm still waiting to be shocked.  At my age, I appreciate a good shock.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I wonder what that creepy rich dude that wanted a house full of pregnant ex cons is up to .. I feel like his story got swept away quickly 

Probably because of pending charges. Or he's fled to a non extradition country, one step ahead of the law.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a long history with my beat up Bear Paw house slippers but I don’t want to marry them.

[Ladystardust]

I love this rink! I've only been on the regular oval/circular ones. I like that it's a cute path!

[WaltersHair]

Is this Skate on State? I used to do that in the 90's

[Keywestclubkid]

You better not marry that man

[goofygirl]

Uh oh... Ice skating proposal??  REALLY???  Monique's not even gonna try it.  Good thinking.  Derek has that thing little kids use while learning how to skate!!!  Here we go.  She's looking at him, down on his knees on the ice, and he looks like he's 3 years old.  How ROMANTIC.

[Ladystardust]

Oh my lord. She looks like his mom watching him skate from the sidelines. Especially with that little thing he's holding onto that's for KIDS learning to skate.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Probably because of pending charges. Or he's fled to a non extradition country, one step ahead of the law.

Or his Mother had him 5150'd and he's in the nuthouse, where he belonged.

[Eldemarge]

Is being the cheated-on wife a step up from being the cheated-on girlfriend? I'm not feelin' it.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Well, I'm going to need more booze. 

My eyes are already crossing. Oh dear. I may have miscalculated 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Monique is very mindful that falling while skating wouldn’t be a good thing, thus her decision to stay on the macadam.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Is being the cheated-on wife a step up from being the cheated-on girlfriend? I'm not feelin' it.

something to do with he gave me a ring or something which makes them special 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am just sitting here wondering why Monique can't find makeup to match her skin tone. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Uh oh... Ice skating proposal??  REALLY???  Monique's not even gonna try it.  Good thinking.  Derek has that thing little kids use while learning how to skate!!!  Here we go.  She's looking at him, down on his knees on the ice, and he looks like he's 3 years old.  How ROMANTIC.

That little snowman was too small for Derek.  Imagine if Monique had tried using it.  She would be bent over double.  

It's too bad she didn't want to go ice skating, but she doesn't seem to like doing much with Derek.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I am just sitting here wondering why Monique can't find makeup to match her skin tone. 

cause shes to busy going through tapes of what this man has been doing all day and then scrolling his phone ...

[candall]

Maybe Monique will turn him down!  

'Cuz THAT would be shocking!!!

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Probably because of pending charges. Or he's fled to a non extradition country, one step ahead of the law.

For sure production had enough footage to stop a human trafficking situation before any of these poor women got out of the clink and into his house of horrors for wayward women.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A legit doctor prescribed the pain killers so there’s no way Sara could get addicted. Okay.

[Ladystardust]

I have no sympathy for Sara getting ELECTIVE surgery before her child can even walk.

[Keywestclubkid]

a legit doctor? cause then you can't get addicted 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn seems to be warming to the idea of Sara having new boobs. 

[OoogleEyes]

I know that many of us are of a certain age, BUT did you watch the Carol Burnett special? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A legit doctor prescribed the pain killers so there’s no way Sara could get addicted. Okay.

twinsies 

[goofygirl]

That boob job was outpatient?? How strange.

[Ladystardust]

Oh no. Was her drug of choice heroin? This can end very, very badly. I hope not.

[Keywestclubkid]

why doesnt she live with her other child? im confused 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is just now rethinking his decisions. Marry in haste, repent at leisure, asshole.

[Pepper Mostly]

Twist--Anthony comes in and steals Sara's legit doctor prescribed painkillers. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, goofygirl said:

That boob job was outpatient?? How strange.

That's standard now.  My lumpectomy with reduction was outpatient.   Anything to turn a bed and get another one in. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Shawn washing the baby in the living room pool?

[Ladystardust]

Grandma couldn't have kept the kid overnight?

[Keywestclubkid]

for the most part I got lucky ROFL 

[Gobi]

But did she get her anus bleached?

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That's standard now.  My lumpectomy with reduction was outpatient.   Anything to turn a bed and get another one in. 

Yep, I had a lumpectomy. Outpatient.

[OoogleEyes]

SHAWN is your most stable relationship? Oh 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

But did she get her anus bleached?

That's next week. She's been saving up. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you boobs look bruised ... NO shit Shawn 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why doesnt she live with her other child? im confused 

I think her mom might have custody. She raised her while Sarah was locked up, which was most of her life.

[WaltersHair]

A woman who just had breast enlargement surgery used the phrase "huge weight lifted off my shoulders." Girl, never again

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Yep, I had a lumpectomy. Outpatient.

Gall bladder removal. In at 10AM, out at 4PM.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That's next week. She's been saving up. 

then in 4 easy installments she get the vagina tightning 

[Pepper Mostly]

@Gobi, you've been kinda low key. You OK? Are you cheating on us with other females? Are you coaching hoes? Are you favoritizing other snarkers? 

Edited April 29, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

SHAWN is your most stable relationship? Oh 

She’s said before that Shawn is the best man she’s been with, which is really fucking sad.

[Ladystardust]

You named your kid Rebel. What did you expect?

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog is lying on the couch and snoring.

[Keywestclubkid]

Could they not have had someone else officiate this?