Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

the bitch from the club last night ... LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Drek’s scalp is making me want to scratch my own head. Ouch.

[Empress1]

Monique ain’t gonna bust a grape. She’s going to talk like she’s bad, but she’s not going anywhere.

[Pepper Mostly]

I devoutly wish that Monique would invest in some makeup that actually matches her skin tone. 

[kacesq]

Oh FFS. Leave the girl alone. Just deal with your unfaithful felon that you seem to think is such a prize.

[Gobi]

"How do know Derek?"

"I'm a production assistant for Sharp, and I was assigned to help cook up a storyline."

[Floatingbison]

Hella Jealous and the Unfaithful Felons

 

I'd go see that band

[goofygirl]

Now Monique is calling this woman "How you know Derek?"  Question: WHO DOES THAT??? Besides Monique?

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is TayLER sitting across the room from Chance, glowering? Girl. Go home and change the locks. 

[OoogleEyes]

These anti-depressant commercials are depressing. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique, you’re fighting with other women over Derek? Really? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Now Monique is calling this woman "How you know Derek?"  Question: WHO DOES THAT??? Besides Monique?

And who would even continue that conversation? Hang up and turn off your phone.

[candall]

Armpit, underboob, thighfold, buttcrack.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Hella Jealous and the Unfaithful Felons

 

I'd go see that band

Unless it was headed by Chance from 3? seasons ago.

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Unless it was headed by Chance from 3? seasons ago.

Chazz.

[Empress1]

I do not do “pick me.” I do not do “choose between me and her.” Pick me wholeheartedly or I am walking. That’s what Tayler and Monique need to do. No surveillance, no calling random women and fighting over him. “Oh word, you belong to the streets? Go back there.” This is dumb.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And who would even continue that conversation? Hang up and turn off your phone.

I had a dude call my phone once and ask why my number was in his bfs phone .. I literally said I have no clue who this is but you need to be asking him these questions and hung up ... lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s TayLer’s fault that he can’t tell her things. Good to know.

[kacesq]

Tayler has made some dumb choices but she’s probably the only one on this show that I feel sorry for…

[Pepper Mostly]

And of course Chance makes it TayLER's fault. I hate him so much. 

[goofygirl]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Monique, you’re fighting with other women over Derek? Really? 

Yes, apparently there is only ONE MAN IN ALL OF CHICAGO that these women can find, and it's DEREK of all people.

TayLER, did I mention what a MORON you are?  AGAIN?

"My friends are forever"...  Really, Chance?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And who would even continue that conversation? Hang up and turn off your phone.

We don’t know what she did, they didn’t show it, but I agree. “[click] [block]”

[Keywestclubkid]

you got a baby mama and thats forever .... lol no truer words have been spoken 

[Empress1]

“I’m not the motherfucker you can control.” He said, on parole. Shut up, Chance.

[Floatingbison]

ABC Afterschool Special:  Chazz, The Nerd Who Wanted to Rock

[Keywestclubkid]

this dude is a fucking DOUCHE 

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance: You're not the boss of me! I'll drink them all! That'll show you!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is TayLER sitting across the room from Chance, glowering? Girl. Go home and change the locks. 

I can't believe it but.....Tayler was smart in not marrying Chance. Cut your losses, girl, and learn how Planned Parenthood offers birth control pills.

[Gobi]

It's easy to see the magnetic attraction Chance has for women.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance will punish them by getting drunk. This is too stupid, even for me.

[Empress1]

Chance is ridiculous.

[Floatingbison]

"they're all doubles."  

Ummm...that's really nothing to be proud of.

[Keywestclubkid]

slurs im not gonna drink this .... LOL this dude is such a dick 

[Pepper Mostly]

"NOBODY TOUCH IT! NOBODY TOUCH IT!!" What is he, 16? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance:  I'm not acting a fool.

Me: For once, he's being honest.  He doesn't need to act a fool.  He is a fool. 

[Floatingbison]

He's got that flushed face/sweaty hair look that signals that's its time to slow your roll

[Pepper Mostly]

Someone call the cops, please. I'd love to Chance get popped. 

[Empress1]

GO HOME TAYLER OH MY GOD

[Keywestclubkid]

did he just giggle that she would be "hella" jealous?? ugh he makes my skin crawl 

[WaltersHair]

Bar bathrooms are so sanitary too.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I had a dude call my phone once and ask why my number was in his bfs phone .. I literally said I have no clue who this is but you need to be asking him these questions and hung up ... lol 

See...these things would  never happen to me because I never answer call from unknown numbers.

Maybe I should rethink because stories 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Bar bathrooms are so sanitary too.

this show loves its bathroom sex tho 

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

See...these things would  never happen to me because I never answer call from unknown numbers.

Maybe I should rethink because stories 

I still to this day have no clue who he or his bf was thats the funny part 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

GO HOME TAYLER OH MY GOD

She too dumb to realize she can leave during filming.  They love a good storming out scene.  Of course, she could also take this to the parking lot and throw some shoes. 

[goofygirl]

Calling the cops on Chance would be too easy. He needs to hit some SHIT first. JMHO.

And the season finale is NEXT WEEK PEEPS!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Another bathroom scene where we aren't exactly sure what is happening.  Didn't we just go there last week with Derek?

[kacesq]

Oh please. If I were the woman on the other end I’d have hung up.

he doesn’t have permission to leave the state. Even though he got permission to come to Chicago.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve gotta work “You coaching these hoes” into a conversation this weekend. Maybe when I meet my son for lunch tomorrow.

[Keywestclubkid]

with NOBODY? didn't he fuck 10 ladies in a week? 

[kacesq]

So all they did was come over and yell? Heartwarming.

[goofygirl]

I see the Godmother's hairdo now.  That IS something!

Monique needs some time for Derek to kiss her ass, she'll be just FINE in about 3..2..1...