Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I LOVE Insomnia Cookies!

Ditto. We have it in NYC & Philly too, and I think they’re also in upstate NY.

Just now, candall said:

Did we just have an interstitial segment about what Derek and Monique call his dick?

I muted it. NO THANK YOU

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god bathroom break time 

[Maybeitsme]

Well that was pretty gross. Hes right tho Monique is in a trance and will go along with anything he says. It's sad 😔 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

That would be a giggle-producing inside joke. Let us know how it goes...

Don’t get your hopes up too high. I rarely talk to anyone during the course of a week, other than my dog.

[Empress1]

Muting again …

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I LOVE Insomnia Cookies!

We have a similar place in Salem, Goodnight Fatty's. I love cookies but I'm dieting and now I rarely eat them. Because if I have one I'll have ten. 

[Ladystardust]

Anyone do/see/eat anything fun this week?

[Gobi]

Nap time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Because it wasn’t boring enough the first ten times, we have to live through Britt and Marce’s journey yet again.

[LEILANI2]

 Why don't they cover interesting stuff like why the hell they moved to Florida and where is Britt's mom. 

[Ladystardust]

They have a kid named Rebel? That's the most interesting thing about this segment...

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m going to try to work “doggie bone” into a conversation this week.

What was the one from Darcey and Stacey that we were going to try to incorporate? "My whole body was quivering" or some such? 

[Keywestclubkid]

ok how the hell are the affording this house in this neighborhood in FLORIDA?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This child actor son is very insightful. I’m sure he didn’t have anyone coaching him to say this shit.

[Eldemarge]

I had to get some vanilla rice pudding for my cat and I since I do not have cookies.  He is so spoiled.

[WaltersHair]

Looks like new construction too

[kacesq]

Oh Lord no. Not a vow renewal. Please no.

[Keywestclubkid]

how about NOT fighting around the kids ... 

[LEILANI2]

Poor kid he has such sad eyes.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t get your hopes up too high. I rarely talk to anyone during the course of a week, other than my dog.

Well, at least your dog will appreciate your use of "doggie bone!"

[goofygirl]

I'm so proud Marcellino is making toast for Brittney.  This poor child that's having this convo with Marc.  He thinks they need to have another wedding!  Crap-o.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

And there it is. ANOTHER wedding. Yep, that’s where this is all leading to. I’m ashamed that I didn’t see it.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh Lord no. Not a vow renewal. Please no.

the next step after that is always divorce lol 

[SemiCharmedLife]

If Brit and Marc have a vow renewal, I will explode!

[LEILANI2]

How about these people get jobs and we watch them go to work, now that would be something different.  

[Keywestclubkid]

well how nice of you giving at least one man in your life the heads up about who's around 

[Gobi]

They're fighting for Sara's honor, which is more than she ever did.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

the next step after that is always divorce lol 

It's  a  curse

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh Lord no. Not a vow renewal. Please no.

One thing I've learned from  reality TV - vow renewal  = divorce.

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Well, at least your dog will appreciate your use of "doggie bone!"

And now I cannot say, "Who wants a doggy bone?" to the dog when I give him a treat.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I had to get some vanilla rice pudding for my cat and I since I do not have cookies.  He is so spoiled.

You don't have ANY Easter candy left? Nothing?

[WaltersHair]

Meeting in parks is this show's go-to. WHY?

[kacesq]

Way to start out on a good note there, Shawn…

[Empress1]

“He looks old as hell.” DEAD ☠️☠️☠️

[JenE4]

Oh no, isn’t there a reality TV curse—every couple who has a vow renewal (because they were on the brink of divorce anyway) ends up getting divorced?! Then again, this is our chance to get them off this show! Yes, little brace face, splendid idea!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t get your hopes up too high. I rarely talk to anyone during the course of a week, other than my dog.

But your dog would get it! 

[LEILANI2]

OMG you guys, did you see there is a 90 DAY: Couples Therapy, it's coming out soon with Asuelo, Angela and Michael, Ed and Liz.  

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Dude out of the two of you HE didn't just get out of a drug facility calm the fuck down 

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Meeting in parks is this show's go-to. WHY?

They don't have to pay anyone in order to film there.

[kacesq]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

OMG you guys, did you see there is a 90 DAY: Couples Therapy, it's coming out soon with Asuelo, Angela and Michael, Ed and Liz.  

 

I did. If there’s a live chat, I’ll watch. Otherwise I won’t be able to stomach it.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Anyone do/see/eat anything fun this week?

I have no anecdotes because my son and houseguest were at Anime Boston all last weekend so I didn't cook and had no one to play with. But this weekend I'm going to the Vintage Market which should be fun. And will do the Big Cook on Sunday. So far the plan is spinach and feta meatballs, naans, and a steak, mushroom and cheese galette. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

OMG you guys, did you see there is a 90 DAY: Couples Therapy, it's coming out soon with Asuelo, Angela and Michael, Ed and Liz.  

 

All people I never want to see again.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Oh no, isn’t there a reality TV curse—every couple who has a vow renewal (because they were on the brink of divorce anyway) ends up getting divorced?! Then again, this is our chance to get them off this show! Yes, little brace face, splendid idea!

Hey, you're right!!! Now this might work.....

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

You don't have ANY Easter candy left? Nothing?

Oh I have a STASH!  Trust me.  I've had like 4 pieces of candy throughout the day today.  I'm trying to not binge on candy since my Crush is coming in a week.  😁

[Keywestclubkid]

what is going on with home dudes hair? 

[goofygirl]

Anthony wants to KICK SHAWN"S ASS!!!!! I'm in!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn, what the hell difference does it make? It’s none of your business, really.

Edited April 15, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[WaltersHair]

Did Shawn give up on using the Grecian Formula for mustaches?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ten second clean addict boy very much wants to be in his daughter's life now that he can get paid to be on reality TV.  The other 11 years of her life he didn't care.  

If he is sincere in his recovery and spending time with Abby, I'm for it.  But I see the $$$.

[Keywestclubkid]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have no anecdotes because my son and houseguest were at Anime Boston all last weekend so I didn't cook and had no one to play with. But this weekend I'm going to the Vintage Market which should be fun. And will do the Big Cook on Sunday. So far the plan is spinach and feta meatballs, naans, and a steak, mushroom and cheese galette. 

What time is dinner?  I'll just ring the doorbell, K?