Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amber seems like the perfect person to go into business with. And she can get Puupy to be the coat check girl.

Imagine the fun Puppy would have, rifling through the pockets of the patrons' coats!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Imagine the fun Puppy would have, rifling through the pockets of the patrons' coats!

And she wouldn't need coat checks, she can identify them by smell.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am sure Shawn's miracle sperm can reactivate ovaries and fill them with eggs.  It may be strong enough to grow a whole new uterus.  

DEAD

[Ladystardust]

What is going on? Cameron got a real job. Lindsey got a real job. WHAT AM I WATCHING?

Edited April 8, 2023 by Ladystardust
Job not mob

[goofygirl]

Here we go with the moving sich with Lindsey & Blaine.  They move, they move, they move...  I think it's called " Air BnB"...

[kacesq]

So Blaine’s hair….he’s balding right and trying to hide it?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey loves administering to people she can sell drugs to folks in rehab.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yes. Those harsh Tennessee winters. I'm surprised they can even get the door open for the snowdrifts. 

[Eldemarge]

Blaine could have folded all that clean laundry!!!

DEALBREAKER, LADIES!

[WaltersHair]

Run, kitty. Run!

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And I'm 68 and many, MANY years post menopause. Thank all the gods in the pantheon. Not even Shawn's super sperm could gain any purchase in my dusty, abandoned baby factory.

Coming up on 68, and my dusty ovaries don't even twitch

[Pepper Mostly]

Tell me they're going to the ax throwing bar. PLEASE.

[kacesq]

Paintball is the new axe throwing…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So clearly the show is listed as employment for Blaine.  Otherwise I don't think it's allowed under house arrest. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Paintball is the new axe throwing…

And it’s even better in Turkey.

[goofygirl]

I actually kinda LIKE that Miley is a typical teenager and giving Lindsey some shit attitude.  She deserves it!

[Maybeitsme]

Lindsay says she hasn't worked a full time job with regular hours in a long time and now she's a bitsh, where's that paint gun Blaine?

[LEILANI2]

I liked it better when Shawn was with Destiny and she was always threatening to kick his ass. This story line is boring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anyone involved in an Easter egg hunt this weekend? With the price of eggs, it’s like setting out on a mission of hunting and gathering so you can feed your family for a few days.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh! What a whirlwind!

[LEILANI2]

Lamar is back in prison FYI.  Andrea the mormon's guy.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

"Smells like death and mold". Miley be thankful you have grandparents to live with. That could all be yours.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Anyone involved in an Easter egg hunt this weekend? With the price of eggs, it’s like setting out on a mission of hunting and gathering so you can feed your family for a few days.

Yes, heaven forbid if someone steps on an egg.  I'll trade you that plastic egg with the cash inside for one of those real ones...

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Lamar is back in prison FYI.  Andrea the mormon's guy.

That's too bad.  That was one of the only couples still together.  

[WaltersHair]

Does anyone remember the L'eggs pantyhose craze? My sister still uses them at Easter.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Lamar is back in prison FYI.  Andrea the mormon's guy.

Surprising…

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer and Chance. It’s worse than a train wreck.

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I will bet anyone here a shiny quarter that either Lindsay or Monique is up the spout before the season ends. 

Dammit. You're making me think too much! I'm drinking my fucking breakfast 

[kacesq]

Oh Tayler….your life is so screwed now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance: We had a couple of shots. And I threw $70 into the slot machine.

[Empress1]

“I tracked you.” Is this a thing people do?!

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Lamar is back in prison FYI.  Andrea the mormon's guy.

Oh, no! Say it ain’t so? What charges did he catch? Did Squee Bastard release a statement?

[Ladystardust]

Dear lord, put on a shirt. No one wants to see that.

[LEILANI2]

Turned into a liar....

[Empress1]

This relationship is totally healthy, y’all.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So Blaine’s hair….he’s balding right and trying to hide it?

Indeed 

[kacesq]

Chance is such an asshole. 

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER. Throw him out. Now. 

[LEILANI2]

Chance lost his job..shocker. Good thing he has that powerwashing biz to fall back on.

He's also getting tubby.

[goofygirl]

Auntie, I just a DOZEN confetti eggs at WallyWorld for $1.98!!  Of course you can't EAT them but they're a TON of fun!  Especially at somebody else's yard!

Oh. My. Gaawd.  Doofus Chance is "feeling" like a liar?? He IS A LIAR!!!  TayLer, time to rub those two brain cells together and call the lawyer.  Or call the bankruptcy guy.  Or shit, just call DIAL-A-PRAYER.  You need to catch a clue, dingleberry.

Stress out Chance ain't gonna cut it for you. His theory is"FIGURE OUT A WAY TO PAY THE BILLS!"

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot stand the whiny way Monique talks. 

[kacesq]

Derek’s love language is lying to you but you do you, Monique.

[LEILANI2]

Does Chance know this shirtless scene is giving  Coltee vibes, and that's not flattering.

[OoogleEyes]

"Figure out a way to pay the fucking bills".

Yep. There you are...

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derek and Monique are a featured guest at some nightclub*- saw it on Reddit.  Guess they are making the most of their 15 minutes.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek, who has been nothing but trustworthy in the past, explains to Monique that she just has to trust him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Does Chance know this shirtless scene is giving  Coltee vibes, and that's not flattering.

Oh god, I'm having Coltee flashbacks. If anyone's looking for me I'll be under the bed, whimpering. 

[kacesq]

Oh another AirBNB….

[Ladystardust]

She looks like she's dropping her son off at school.

[Eldemarge]

I think Tayler SHOULD figure out a way to pay the rent and then get rid of the dead weight.  Over here talking about his STRESS, trying to figure out how to pay the bills while he's actually at the bar taking shots and gambling.  STFU you tubby sad motherfucker.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Have you noticed how many shots there are of Monique driving Derek around?  Sharp is having fun...