Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I missed what they're even fighting about.  Too much time at the fake 'studio' I'm presuming.

he didn't answer her calls and didn't look for a job .. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He broke the FAMILY word art. How symbolic, Sharp. I have no doubt that it was Cameron’s acting choice.

[SemiCharmedLife]

These LALers are really kicking the camera crew around tonight, aren't they?  Hopefully they will get their paycheck cut for each unprofessional outburst... or a raise?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

These LALers are really kicking the camera crew around tonight, aren't they?  Hopefully they will get their paycheck cut for each unprofessional outburst... or a raise?

Yeah, it really could go either way.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

1,000 dollar steaks? 

For $1,000 that steak had best fill the gas tank, give me a massage, clean the house, and run the heat for the next two months.

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Not the breaking-something Baby Fit!

He's toddler-sized so the fit fits.

[goofygirl]

No and it's the hokey "Family" plaque thing too!

[Keywestclubkid]

are you serious? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara: It’s not because I’m cheating on you. I’ve just been lying to you. There, better now?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shawn:  I'm not stupid. 

Me:  Yes, yes you are.  You are extremely stupid.

[goofygirl]

I've never seen old Shawn get jelly before!  Hilarious!!

[WaltersHair]

Emotional cheater!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn doesn’t think a father should see his own kid. You know, like his relationships with his first six kids.

[Keywestclubkid]

lets flip this and if this was HIM doing it she would be flipping the fuck out 

[Pepper Mostly]

All this outrage from Shawn, who cheated gleefully on the mother of his SIX children. 

[JenE4]

Why’s Anthony coming around now? There weren’t TV cameras before.

[Keywestclubkid]

this bleeping 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OMG, I am actually agreeing with Shawn. The world is upside down.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn's thinking "I wonder if Kelly would take me back...."

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn's thinking "I wonder if Kelly would take me back...."

She better fucking not!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So maybe Sarah and Shawn aren’t meant for each other after all? Say it ain’t so.

[WaltersHair]

And suddenly Destinee rolls up. I'd pay to see that

[Eldemarge]

Maybe he will try to drown himself in the living room!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I would feel sorry for Shawn but it's Shawn.  Regardless of what Sara does, he's garbage. 

[Maybeitsme]

Sarah is so tiny. Like child size.

I'm not buying this inraged Shawn he's never acted like this before.  Not even with dumpster fire Destinee, has he been talking acting lessons?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn's thinking "I wonder if Kelly would take me back...."

Or Destinie.

[Keywestclubkid]

this isn't about him seeing his daughter its about you lying and hiding this shit and getting off on the fact he still wants you 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn, just a few short weeks ago you spurned Sara's advances so you could game. 

[LEILANI2]

Don't worry bunkies, Shawn has four other inmates as back up if this doesn't work out.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Or Destinie.

Or a new prison girlfriend.

[Ladystardust]

Well, I won't be here next week but I'll be sure to let you all know if I see Brit and Marc in Florida. Or grandma with the tiara. 

[goofygirl]

I'm SHOOK that they have the outdoor swing... OUTSIDE!!!! Whut??

Shawn's SUCH a douchecanoe.  What a moron.

And with that... We are DONE-ZO.  And it was actually hilarious AGAIN! Hope you all have a superb weekend.  See some of you Sunday night!  Hugs!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Or a new prison girlfriend.

Nicole might be available. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Nicole might be available. 

Or Nicole, Jr.

[Pepper Mostly]

Goodnight, bunkies! See you at the casino, or maybe Labor and Delivery. Have a wonderful weekend, I love you all, MWAH!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Bye, Bunkies!  It's been fun.  I have to watch last week's episode so I can see Shawn in the living room tub... Hopefully it won't cause nightmares. 

Have a great week!

[Gobi]

Now, on to adjusting my ankle monitor.

Till next tike.

[Maybeitsme]

Another night with the greats 👍 thanks for the laughs 

Later gaters 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Or Nicole, Jr.

I bet with his super sperm, Shawn could even impregnate Nicolle Jr.!

[LEILANI2]

See ya'll next week or Sunday.  I'm gonna call my neighbor to move my mailbox so that it's in the perimeter of my house arrest. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, how much fun was that? Let the weekend begin. Enjoy your days off (or for the retirees among us, just another day) and refresh and relax and repeat. Back on Sunday for the travesty known as 90 Day Fiancee TOW. Good night, everyone.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Or Nicole, Jr.

Nicole Jr. went off to a Viking funeral, remember?  Maybe Nicole Jr's twin......

[Eldemarge]

Good night, Bunkies!  Thanks for helping me de-stress.  I really needed it today.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Well bunkies, it's another week down.  As always, make sure you check in with your PO on time, and do not remove your ankle monitor.  If you don't heed these warnings, we'll make you listen to all of OG Kam's recording sessions while watching Aris seethe.  Second warning?  That's a week on lock down with Brit and Marcie with no trips to the strip mall bar. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E06: Life After Lockup: The Ring Is Off?

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Derek's big surprise for Monique is threatened by his parole officer; Michael clashes with his manager; Chance lies to Tayler; Cameron's sister lays down the law; Lindsey walks out on Blaine again.

Original air date 2023.03.31

[OoogleEyes]

It's between this and PSYCHO on TCM. 

It's a struggle 

ALSO I'm in the middle of watching GOODFELLAS. 

The struggle is real 

"Bring me a Cuddy water"

Edited April 1, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Keywestclubkid]

pulled myself away from screaming outside a strip mall bar joint to make it here to watch these messes ... lets get this started 

[OoogleEyes]

We should have a GOODFELLAS live tweet here on LAL

They were the OG gangsters 

Edited April 1, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

We should have a GOODFELLAS live tweet here on LAL

 

that is one of my favorite movies EVER

[Gobi]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that is one of my favorite movies EVER

Just got back from some parking lot pugilism, "the ass kicking on the asphalt", and I'm ready to snark!

Edited April 1, 2023 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that is one of my favorite movies EVER

EVER