Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

He looks vaguely like Charlie Watts, circa 1967

Same hair, for sure.

 

RIP Charlie.

Edited March 25, 2023 by SemiCharmedLife
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[LEILANI2]

1 hour ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Maybe it's just me, but the Blaine and Lindsay drama seems fake, too.  

Very, Blaine doesn't even look like he likes women.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I don’t understand this fight.

It's what happens when Sharpe demands a dramatic storyline. Even Lindsey can't be dumb enough to not see that she loses Blaine forever if he does 19 years in prison.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I tell yuh whut, I hafta figger somthin' out, and my puzzler hurts I'm sayin"

[Eldemarge]

So someone wants to marry MAMA JUNE and I'm still here alone with a cat on Friday nights.

No, no, it's cool.  It's fine!  Everything makes sense!

[LEILANI2]

I would love if the love of my life was seeing 19 years but got house arrest. That's something you would pray for, not be mad about.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I tell yuh whut, I hafta figger somthin' out, and my puzzler hurts I'm sayin"

The closed captioning said; Doh!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Very, Blaine doesn't even look like he likes women.

Just likes drums and beach music.

[goofygirl]

"WAS YOU WITH SOMEONE??? WAS YOU WITH SOMEONE?"  Perfect.  Now we have the picture, Aris.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That Amazon ad made it look like Amazon sold them a dog and shipped it in a crate in a box.  🤯

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

So someone wants to marry MAMA JUNE and I'm still here alone with a cat on Friday nights.

No, no, it's cool.  It's fine!  Everything makes sense!

but look at who it is that wants to marry her.. better to be alone with a cat 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So someone wants to marry MAMA JUNE and I'm still here alone with a cat on Friday nights.

No, no, it's cool.  It's fine!  Everything makes sense!

You're just too particular about who you want to hang with!

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So someone wants to marry MAMA JUNE and I'm still here alone with a cat on Friday nights.

No, no, it's cool.  It's fine!  Everything makes sense!

I'd take your cat x 1000 over the June Crew.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

but look at who it is that wants to marry her.. better to be alone with a cat 

Yes!  Mama June's bar is about as high as the fools on this show.  You, on the other hand, are not insane...

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The closed captioning said; Doh!

I think the closed captioning was set to Jethro Bodine mode.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance will sneak out to the casino while they administer the epidural. He’s feeling lucky.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Just likes drums and beach music.

Skateboarding, chili dogs and Coors Light. 

Edited March 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

well you are also dealing with chance in this pregnancy that would explain a lot of the blood pressure and shit there 

[LEILANI2]

I saved photo for us, available at your local Ross or Walmart.

[Gobi]

I'm thinking the baby will be born with tattoos.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I don't feel too good about Bobbie...she seems high.  Hopefully, I'm wrong.

[goofygirl]

TayLER, honey; you're 27 years old and going to have your 4th child.  You cannot be THAT high risk!

[Keywestclubkid]

get up in there and pull it out? ... Lord baby Jesus 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I'm thinking the baby will be born with tattoos.

Well, it'll save time. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I saved photo for us, available at your local Ross or Walmart.

Should we adopt this look as our official Live Chat outfit?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I saved photo for us, available at your local Ross or Walmart.

does it come with matching sneakers and a notebook for rap lyrics 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I don't feel too good about Bobbie...she seems high.  Hopefully, I'm wrong.

I thought so too. And she took off to score. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Girls bobbies pupils were dilated 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance will sneak out to the casino while they administer the epidural. He’s feeling lucky.

You know who would like that?  The guy from 90Day who stole the fridge!

[Ladystardust]

I thought Chance was some homeless man who wandered in the hospital.

[LEILANI2]

Chance dressed  like a 55 year old man retired in Florida going to the early 4pm dinner at Cracker Barrel.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I'm thinking the baby will be born with tattoos.

I'll be disappointed if it doesn't 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

does it come with matching sneakers and a notebook for rap lyrics 

And big pockets for muffin smuggling. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Can you imagine having Chance as your emotional support?  That's horrifying.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I thought Chance was some homeless man who wandered in the hospital.

I bet most of the staff thought the same thing lol 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

You know who would like that?  The guy from 90Day who stole the fridge!

Ronald from South Africa!

[Auntie Anxiety]

You wanna see my textes?

[Empress1]

“Did you even look for a job?” “No.” DEAD. At least he’s honest.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl this is the man you married .. YOU married ... this is what you get im just saying 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm thinking the baby will be born with tattoos.

and owing money.

[LEILANI2]

Aris is too pretty to act like a shrew.  This happens when you're with the wrong man.  Annul this marriage and do better Aris.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I really do think that these two crazy kids, Aris and Cameron, are going to make it. Don’t you?

[Pepper Mostly]

One big hit is all he needs, Aris! 

[Floatingbison]

Fischer Prices  Baby's First Probation Officer

[Keywestclubkid]

1,000 dollar steaks? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris, marry in haste, repent at leisure.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, they've been married, what, fifteen minutes? And she's sent him to the couch half a dozen times already. 

[Eldemarge]

Not the breaking-something Baby Fit!

[Keywestclubkid]

child you gonna have to pay that air b&b for that picture dude 

[LEILANI2]

I missed what they're even fighting about.  Too much time at the fake 'studio' I'm presuming.