Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chances they didn't know Bobbie was coming to town:  0%

[Keywestclubkid]

girl he missed 18 years of his sons life what makes you think he wants to be there for the first 5min of this kids? 

[Ladystardust]

Sooo many bad tattoos in this room.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Who knew you could sell rat snakes to pet stores? I get them in my backyard all the time in Texas. My husband runs over them all the time with the mower. Hm...I could be rich.

I'm afraid those dreams were thrown away with the grass clippings.

[LEILANI2]

Chance is pissed.

[Keywestclubkid]

he thought he got rid of her lol he is pissed 

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Sooo many bad tattoos in this room.

Bobbie’s look amateurish as hell.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I saw that too, I was hoping it was an editing mistake.

Even if he was addressing TayLER, he shouldn't have mentioned it in front of the kids. He's a sicko.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Suddenly, Shawn wants to get frisky and Sarah isn’t in the mood? 

[Empress1]

I hate Shawn so much, y’all.

[Keywestclubkid]

that looks beyond ridiculous with her frame and height 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Chance is pissed.

He is SEETHING. He'd rather see his PO.

[JenE4]

I’m a bit behind. Just got to the part where Chance is wearing three thin hooded jackets with all tree hoods up…presumably because Tayler torched his winter coat.

[LEILANI2]

How does Sarah think this works out when the show airs.

Edited March 25, 2023 by LEILANI2

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm absolutely dying here. He's going to do an MLM, isn't he? When he's power washing someone's house and catching snakes he'll be all "Let me tell you about HerbalLife".

Lularoe!

[Pepper Mostly]

There's a mini fridge in their bedroom. I have questions. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara must be so grateful to be married to the man of her dreams.

[Gobi]

Non-sex swing.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There's a mini fridge in their bedroom. I have questions. 

You know, I don’t hate it! Roll over, grab a snack in the middle of the night …

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There's a mini fridge in their bedroom. I have questions. 

Breast milk for the baby?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There's a mini fridge in their bedroom. I have questions. 

that stuff that was hanging on the wall .. lol its my turn after you to ask some 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Lularoe!

Oh, yeah. He'll be out there, power washing all those houses and turning on that megawatt charm for all the housewives. Just wait for the millions to roll in. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There's a mini fridge in their bedroom. I have questions. 

This is a couple that has a hot tub in the living room, and you're questioning the mini fridge???

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

This is one of many reasons I can’t live in Texas. I’m petrified of snakes. Phobic. I cringed just reading that.

So am I and I was born and raised and STILL live in... Texas.  I grew up in Houston, so no snakes there except at the zoo.  Then I moved to east Texas but I still live in the city (tiny by comparison to Houston) and I have honestly seen only two snakes since I've lived here (39 years).  ONE was on my driveway and I had to run over it about 20 times and then get my 80 year old neighbor to throw it in the trash can. Other one was in a TREE on MAIN STREET!!  I just about crapped my pants and I was in MY CAR!!!  That was a weird one.  I think it was right after a flood.Fortunately, some brave soul came out of their STORE and beat the thing until it was flat as a pancake.  I still just went home and decided whatever it was I needed on Main St. wasn't that important.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, yeah. He'll be out there, power washing all those houses and turning on that megawatt charm for all the housewives. Just wait for the millions to roll in. 

They’ll swoon when he tells them about his cousin, Brad.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

They’ll swoon when he tells them about his cousin, Brad.

Just like we did!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

This is a couple that has a hot tub in the living room, and you're questioning the mini fridge???

If there's a toaster oven in the bathroom or a Water Pik in the living room, I'm out. They're just fucking with us now. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder why Sarah is feeling less confident with her looks.  She is way improved from the mugshot.  Maybe she has some postpartum depression.  Or post-marital depression when she woke up and smelled the coffee.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They’ll swoon when he tells them about his cousin, Brad.

Omg,That's right! I'd forgotten about that! 🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that stuff that was hanging on the wall .. lol its my turn after you to ask some 

Well, it looks like they've moved out the sex swing so there's room for more appliances. 

[candall]

Well.  Damn.  It's tornado-ville out there and my power just stuttered so no tv connection for awhile.  

 

You guys go ahead, though.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is Puppy's shirt inside out?

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy's stuff won't fit into her mother's house, looks like half of her mother's stuff is out in the yard. 

[goofygirl]

Uh oh.. The Pupster wants to live with Amber's Mom?  Doe she have rabies?

[LEILANI2]

She's wearing fake Louis Vuitton pants.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy has to retrieve her stuff.

[Keywestclubkid]

lord puppy sad face eyebrows ....

[Empress1]

Those leggings Amber has on are not flattering.

Edited March 25, 2023 by Empress1

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, candall said:

Well.  Damn.  It's tornado-ville out there and my power just stuttered so no tv connection for awhile.  

 

You guys go ahead, though.

Take care!  Wishing you the best.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

She's wearing fake Louis Vuitton pants.

Her Gucci pants are at the cleaners.

[Gobi]

Bold choice with that hairdo, Amber.

[Keywestclubkid]

her eyebrows look like shelves 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

She's wearing fake Louis Vuitton pants.

Fake Burberry.

[candall]

6 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

This is a couple that has a hot tub in the living room, and you're questioning the mini fridge???

Life-hack royalty.

[Empress1]

You know, I fucks with Puppy’s mom. She’s a tough broad.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Puppy. You know where you'll end up? Only Fans. For awhile, before you're back in jail. 

[OoogleEyes]

Puppy's lost. Please put up signs around the neighborhood, k?

[Eldemarge]

In the Air Force, we put an old couch in front of the dorms and it was awesome to just have everyone chill out there on this couch!  Of course, they made us get rid of it eventually. I can't hate on a trashy porch couch. 😆

[Gobi]

The World's Most Boring Couple.

[Keywestclubkid]

she has a tv lol she knows