Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

What’s your WPM?

I'm like my favorite guitarists. I'm fast but sloppy.  Spell check is my friend.  I don't know my WPM but I'm pretty fast and sloppy.  I'm the Jimmy Page of typing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron’s got some real shitty talent right there.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OG Kam is incredibly untalented. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Cameron. Honey. I'm just.....I cannot even. 

[WaltersHair]

That's an OLD style dollar sign my man

[Ladystardust]

He has music notes tattooed across his neck. He's destined for this.

[Gobi]

Cameron is going to be huge in Rhode Island.

[Keywestclubkid]

why doesnt her daughter live with her?

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah, Cam. Get a job. I don't think that rap is for you 

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I'm pretty fast and sloppy.

[chuckles because I sometimes have the sense of humor of a 13-year-old boy]

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris rolls up on the “recording studio” where Cameron has a few groupies waiting for his attention.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

why doesnt her daughter live with her?

I thought she did?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Do NOT put your baby in that ..its tacky 

Well, the baby will be too little for Gucci pants for awhile yet. 

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There is simply no limit to the bad taste displayed. 

Why not just have drawn-on, pierced boobs on it too, while we're at it?

[Keywestclubkid]

im impressed?? were we listening to the same rap?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

Cameron is going to be huge in Rhode Island.

Since Michael moved, there is an opening for the #2 rapper in Rhode Island.

[OoogleEyes]

Cam. Big in Tampa.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

[chuckles because I sometimes have the sense of humor of a 13-year-old boy]

Well, all I can say is, I usually pick up cheap Mexican knockoff  viagra on vacation!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aris rolls up on the “recording studio” where Cameron has a few groupies waiting for his attention.

More Sharp PAs get their big opportunity to be on camera.

[Ladystardust]

I am going to be in Orlando next week. My goal is to see Brittany and Marcellino having a fight in public. Bonus if she throws her shoes.

[SemiCharmedLife]

To this day, I still do not understand why Aris puts up with Cam.  I mean, Cam?  

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

To this day, I still do not understand why Aris puts up with Cam.  I mean, Cam?  

I don't think I could stand 15 minutes around him. He's incredibly irritating to me.

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

To this day, I still do not understand why Aris puts up with Cam.  I mean, Cam?  

She seems SPRUNG AS FUCK. Like, genuinely in love with the man. I’m like … girl, I guess?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had lunch with my frenemy today. The fried clam (yes, with the bellies) roll and onion rings made it possible for me to sit through it without lunging across the table at her.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, is Britt all mad because Marse was chatting with that sweet little old Brandy Alexander or White Russian drinking lady? Britt. Chill. Sheesh.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I am going to be in Orlando next week. My goal is to see Brittany and Marcellino having a fight in public. Bonus if she throws her shoes.

Maybe you can take one of those Spot-a-Celebrity tour busses.  They may have a reality tv version there.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

To this day, I still do not understand why Aris puts up with Cam.  I mean, Cam?  

She's desperate.  All the nice hard working men are not INTERESTING to HER.  Because...  SHE"S a MORON!!!

[OoogleEyes]

AN ENTREPRENEUR!

[Floatingbison]

Two words:  foot fetish cam girl.

Edited March 25, 2023 by Floatingbison

[SemiCharmedLife]

The power washer makes another appearance!  Best nonhuman costar this season!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was Chance on the board of the Silicon Valley Bank?

[Empress1]

These producers just clowned the fuck out of Chance.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I am going to be in Orlando next week. My goal is to see Brittany and Marcellino having a fight in public. Bonus if she throws her shoes.

If you come back with a selfie of you and the old lady in the bar, it's a Bingo!

[Gobi]

Wait till Chance finds out that you can sell farts in a jar.

Edited March 25, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I had lunch with my frenemy today. The fried clam (yes, with the bellies) roll and onion rings made it possible for me to sit through it without lunging across the table at her.

God I love fried clams. They're not clams if they don't have bellies, they're just fried elastics. 

Does your frenemy know how close she came to being seriously maimed? I like to think not. She just sat there, munching on her clams, no inkling of how close she was to death. This amuses me. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Wait till Chance finds out that you sell farts in a jar.

He's gonna be a BILLIONAIRE!!!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, is Britt all mad because Marse was chatting with that sweet little old Brandy Alexander or White Russian drinking lady? Britt. Chill. Sheesh.

That's her man!  Hands off, ladies! He's taken!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tell a small child that people will pay for her bathwater.  He is so creepy.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, candall said:

If you come back with a selfie of you and the old lady in the bar, it's a Bingo!

You could do a LAL scavenger hunt...finding spots that have appeared on the show.

[Ladystardust]

Who knew you could sell rat snakes to pet stores? I get them in my backyard all the time in Texas. My husband runs over them all the time with the mower. Hm...I could be rich. 

Chance is an idiot. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Two words:  cam girl.

My friend and I were talking about this and I jokingly asked if I could make money on OnlyFans by just sitting around giving advice to people fully clothed, or like reading aloud. He swore I could make a killing.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Chance is an idiot. 

Truer words were never spoken.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

AN ENTREPRENEUR!

I'm absolutely dying here. He's going to do an MLM, isn't he? When he's power washing someone's house and catching snakes he'll be all "Let me tell you about HerbalLife".

Edited March 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[candall]

It's BOBBIE!  She's alive! 

Did they get the shed ready?

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Who knew you could sell rat snakes to pet stores? I get them in my backyard all the time in Texas. My husband runs over them all the time with the mower. Hm...I could be rich. 

Chance is an idiot. 

This is one of many reasons I can’t live in Texas. I’m petrified of snakes. Phobic. I cringed just reading that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

God I love fried clams. They're not clams if they don't have bellies, they're just fried elastics. 

Does your frenemy know how close she came to being seriously maimed? I like to think not. She just sat there, munching on her clams, no inkling of how close she was to death. This amuses me. 

She has no idea how much I can’t stand her. We’ve known each other for decades (our sons were friends) but she is so full of herself. I see her just a few times a year.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Bobbi looks good. Being away from Chance must really lighten one's spirits.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

If you come back with a selfie of you and the old lady in the bar, it's a Bingo!

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance is ready to throw Bobbi out because he doesn’t want her to talk sense into TayLer.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Tell a small child that people will pay for her bathwater.  He is so creepy.

I saw that too, I was hoping it was an editing mistake.