Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

Why are they moving again? I don't think they just transfer people because they feel like moving. Maybe if he had a REAL JOB out there waiting or something...

[goofygirl]

Mike's papers says he can "travel" ... I don't think it said he can MOVE to LV.  But shit, he wants to go there BAD!

Next thing you know, old Mikey's gonna be pulling off the RING, putting on the badass RAPPER bit and then... BOOM!

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are the kids all sitting in a dejected looking row on the sofa? Doesn't anyone have a room to go to? Or do they have to always sit where Michael is to show respect? 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are the kids all sitting in a dejected looking row on the sofa? Doesn't anyone have a room to go to? Or do they have to always sit where Michael is to show respect? 

I think they just live on the couch.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are the kids all sitting in a dejected looking row on the sofa? Doesn't anyone have a room to go to? Or do they have to always sit where Michael is to show respect? 

I think they're still in the coffeeshop. Poor kids.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Why are they moving again? I don't think they just transfer people because they feel like moving. Maybe if he had a REAL JOB out there waiting or something...

They're partnering up with Brit and Marce in the bail bonds poker business 

Edited March 18, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

They're partnering up with Brit Nd Marce in the bail bonds poker business 

Don’t forget Brit’s lucrative real estate agent career.

[renatae]

Bunkies! I'm actually here *before* the show is over! Almost.

Hope all are doing well!

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are the kids all sitting in a dejected looking row on the sofa? Doesn't anyone have a room to go to? Or do they have to always sit where Michael is to show respect? 

they are still in that coffee shop :) 

[JenE4]

Yeah, Justine is really going to love Mocha convincing Michael to take off his ring and pretend she doesn’t exist. She won’t even let them wear different outfits—EVER!! I mean, if JayZ can manage to have a rap career while married to Beyoncé, I think it’s okay for the second-best rapper in Rhode Island to have a wife. 

Edited March 18, 2023 by JenE4

[Auntie Anxiety]

Putting your kid in the position of having to lie for you. That’s good parenting right there.

[candall]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

They're partnering up with Brit Nd Marce in the bail bonds poker business 

Britzzz in real estate now.  If you can't remember, they'll provide a refresher segment!

[Empress1]

Encouraging your kid to keep secrets and lie. Awesome!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Given that Shawn doesn't appear to do housework, I just see the rose petals as something else for Sara to clean while watching the baby.

[WaltersHair]

They're going to wind up in the Moon Motel Brittany's mom went to.

[Gobi]

Jeez, she's making the kid lie about Anthony!

[renatae]

1 hour ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am rewatching the muppet war.  I find the best way to deescalate a situation is to refer to the person you're speaking to as, "this ho." 

Sent seriously cracked up over this! Any nearby animals would have been spooked to outer space.

[Keywestclubkid]

What in the ever loving humidity are you doing with that in the LIVING room 

[Ladystardust]

This is bizarre. They have children there. You can't have sex in the living room anymore. Geez.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck me, Shawn in the hot tub! MY EYES

[WaltersHair]

Bad show. BAD

[Gobi]

The hot tub needs a sex diving board.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn’s chest. Yeah, I don’t need to see that.

[Maybeitsme]

Are they bringing the kids to Vegas? Or just the baby? But his original kids are staying in what? Maryland, Baltimore? Why are they going there again? Why is this so hard 😫 

[Ladystardust]

OH MY GOD. Can you imagine walking down the get a glass of water, eight years old, and you see THIS?

[Keywestclubkid]

Remember when you had the sex swing set up? And you freaked? GIRL 

[Pepper Mostly]

The hot tub is this week's sex swing. Did Sara's mom come over and help Shawn set it up? 

[OoogleEyes]

Fucking rose petals 

[candall]

What the fuck is that???  Can you get a couch that converts into a hot tub?!

[Keywestclubkid]

How long do you plan to keep that hot tub in the middle of your living room Sara??

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

How long do you plan to keep that hot tub in the middle of your living room Sara??

Right?! “I’ll get in tomorrow” - is this a permanent addition to the living room? Girl, what?

[WaltersHair]

Just now, candall said:

What the fuck is that???  Can you get a couch that converts into a hot tub?!

Coleman actually has a blow up version. Don't ask me how I know that...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe the hot tub doubles as a waterbed?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, that Shawn is razor sharp, isn't he? "I feel like things are off". Ya think? Last week she was draped in a sex swing in her finest Kohl's lingerie, begging for the hibbety bibbety, and now she looks at you like you're a week old ham sandwich. That Shawn, he's mad intuitive.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

What in the ever loving humidity are you doing with that in the LIVING room 

I know, right?  Now he's got the dang thing swirling around IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM!!!

Sweet Tap dancing Jeebus. Where did the WATER come from?  Do they have a hose bib in the living room too??

[candall]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Coleman actually has a blow up version. Don't ask me how I know that...

Oh I'm asking!

[JenE4]

The hot tub is in the living room?!? The things I almost miss while reading this board while listening to the show.

Now Sarah and Shawn are having the exact same fight in reverse!! That’s a new one. Introduce some elaborate sex-accessory and say, “You never want to have sex so you don’t love me and must have some big secret.”

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe the hot tub doubles as a waterbed?

It's a Hot Tub Time Machine 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Are they bringing the kids to Vegas? Or just the baby? But his original kids are staying in what? Maryland, Baltimore? Why are they going there again? Why is this so hard 😫 

They really need some basic concepts of the geography of the US, what distance is, and maybe the difference between permission to travel and permission to move.  Nothing they say ever adds up.  They are starting to make Chance sound logical.

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Fucking rose petals 

I am itching just looking at that.  I am also worried Shawn's miracle sperm is leaping out of the tub.  

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I know, right?  Now he's got the dang thing swirling around IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM!!!

Sweet Tap dancing Jeebus. Where did the WATER come from?  Do they have a hose bib in the living room too??

And how does one empty it? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Right?! “I’ll get in tomorrow” - is this a permanent addition to the living room? Girl, what?

Remember The Real World Seattle? With the hot tub in the living room? Clearly that was a pivotal moment in Shawn's development, one he's never forgotten. "I too will have a hot tub in my living room some day" he vowed. And lo, it has come to pass. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Coleman actually has a blow up version. Don't ask me how I know that...

Don't bandy about the words "blow up" around here. Tread lightly

[Keywestclubkid]

Why she acting surprised? Did she think it was the cops or something?

[Empress1]

Mike’s sister’s hair is so pretty. Nice moisturized curls.

[Keywestclubkid]

My kids deserve some one on one time with you? Ummm for why?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Warden is allowing Mike to go out with his sister without her!!!!

[kacesq]

How nice of Michael’s sister to come watch kids she barely knows…

so Justine has never been away from her kids but she’s leaving them with a stranger basically to go chase her boo’s dream.

I really intensely dislike both Justine and Michael. So smug over a lifetime of bad choices.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Justine does not need a diamond ring.  A Funyun will do just fine.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, where's Mike getting the money for this snazzy engagement ring? The sneakers must be selling well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Cameron will impress the shit out of Aris’ friend in 3….2……1