Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

Uh oh... There go the fingernails!!

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

And blurred ass cheeks!

Quality TV, my friends. Quality.

I adore Friday night!

[Keywestclubkid]

why should he respect you? he DONT KNOW YOU dude you have been in his life 2 secs you haven't earned respect 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Blurred ass!  It's a new low in more ways than one.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

A Monster Peep gone horribly wrong

one left on the dashboard 

[Gobi]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Blurred ass!  It's a new low in more ways than one.

We'll never know if it was bleached.

[candall]

That bitch ain't gonna swi-i-i-i-ng!!

 

Uh oh.  I don't know what that means.  I'd be at a disadvantage in the parking lot catfight.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Make your choice lol 

NO. You can't make me. 

Fortunately, I have a perfectly serviceable husband. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

one left on the dashboard 

I hear they do remarkable things when microwaved.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, kacesq said:

Quality TV, my friends. Quality.

I adore Friday night!

My "take your evening meds" alarm on my phone went off at 8pm and my son heard it and said "Is that your Love After Lockup Alarm?" and I was like "Well... Yes." 

[Keywestclubkid]

and she just got those nails done ... pity 

[goofygirl]

Is it just me or did Michael seem like he was saying he was gonna wail on Boob Sling's kid if he had the chance??

What the WHUT?

[JenE4]

Whelp, this family reunion didn’t go well. I guess it was a good idea after all to do a pre-meeting before the birthday party. I feel bad for whomever is parked in between them. My Kia!! Nooooo!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

We'll never know if it was bleached.

A moment of silence, please. Out of respect.

[Keywestclubkid]

Seriously the dread of WHEN Britney is gonna pop up is looming over this season ....

[Empress1]

These matching hunting jackets are fucking ridiculous.

[kacesq]

Didn’t Justine already uproot these kids once for her true love? And now Michael wants to move somewhere else?

[Keywestclubkid]

you just gonna rip these kids away from their whole life like they won't have an issue with it? 

[OoogleEyes]

I would love to watch I WANT TO LIVE as a group watch 

[kacesq]

Oh man my heart is breaking for this kid. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, Justine, we can all see your mothering skills on full display here. Telling your special needs kid that he's bad and wrong to feel the way he feels. She is terrible. 

[Ladystardust]

Yes, let's yell at the AUTISTIC kid who doesn't want a hug. Did she not tell Michael anything about autism? 

[kacesq]

How much money did Michael stash from his criminal days? Cause they’re talking about houses…

Are they going to visit any of these places before moving?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, Justine, we can all see your mothering skills on full display here. Telling your special needs kid that he's bad and wrong to feel the way he feels. She is terrible. 

thats why shes happy shes got this do over baby .... This women is just the worst to her children 

[Ladystardust]

They are in PA. There is plenty of rural land on PA. 

[Empress1]

They’re just picking random states?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Your children are allowed to not want a hug.  Body autonomy is incredibly important.  It is even more important to establish for an autistic child.  

All these folks tell us what great parents they are but they show us they are garbage.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, Justine, we can all see your mothering skills on full display here. Telling your special needs kid that he's bad and wrong to feel the way he feels. She is terrible. 

She and Michael are both terribe. Selfish selfish people. How far away is Michael going to be from his other kids? No one seems to care.

[goofygirl]

I thought these doofuses HAD to stay in Pennsylvania for three years while Big Mikey is on parole?  How can they move in the summer??

They are sooo dumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine’s kids are the most important things to her.

[Keywestclubkid]

Land? how are you paying for this land?? you dont have a job .. Jesus Christ 

[LEILANI2]

Land... sure JAN.

[candall]

 

Every time I see this kid, she's reading a book--what a weirdo.

😭

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Land? how are you paying for this land?? you dont have a job .. Jesus Christ 

He just invested in a power washer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

They are in PA. There is plenty of rural land on PA. 

But its not where Mike’s big break is going to occur.

[kacesq]

They’re not your kids, Michael and the jury is out on how goddamned long you’re staying with their idiot mother or before your sneaker enterprise sends you back to jail.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

He just invested in a power washer.

Yeah, forget that rap career. The real money is in power washing. 

[OoogleEyes]

omg I am drunk now, but not THAT drunk 

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG if they got the beat down i am gonna be giddy on the inside I won't lie 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

But its not where Mike’s big break is going to occur.

The rural areas of Texas are much better for his career.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, forget that rap career. The real money is in power washing. 

All he needs is one really big driveway and he's set for life!

[LEILANI2]

Just now, kacesq said:

They’re not your kids, Michael and the jury is out on how goddamned long you’re staying with their idiot mother or before your sneaker enterprise sends you back to jail.

 

Hope they're enjoying these glory days dressing like twins and planning to buy land fantasy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

The rural areas of Texas are much better for his career.

Oh, he'll just fly his private plane to the studio, and to the hundreds of gigs he'll be playing. Easy peasy.

[goofygirl]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

The rural areas of Texas are much better for his career.

Trust me.  I LIVE in a rural Texas area.  Mikey will be a GINORMOUS HIT here in rural Texas!!

[Empress1]

I *swear* Michael said he couldn’t leave the state.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm visiting Tennessee for the first time next Friday (will miss you guys!!). Is there anything in the Nashville area I should do/see/eat?

[candall]

I thought it was Chance who bought the power washer?  No, Michael?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I *swear* Michael said he couldn’t leave the state.

They're going to stress these poor kids out and then he's not even able to move. What jerks.

[Empress1]

That’s how they spelled that baby’s name?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, he'll just fly his private plane to the studio, and to the hundreds of gigs he'll be playing. Easy peasy.

"The Studio" ie Jr's bedroom.