Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[candall]

I hope Ethan will share his skincare routine with us.  That kid is dewy.

[Empress1]

I hate Chance, but I have to say, it’s got to be painful to say you’re glad your kid didn’t turn out like you.

[Floatingbison]

It's a toss up between Sexy Jesus and Evil Hamlet (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood reference).

 

[Gobi]

Placenta Alfredo?

[Empress1]

No offense to anyone here who has done it, but I do not understand eating placenta.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

But Chance is so glad Ethan is "nothing like him!"   He still hasn't noticed he's shit with money.

Meh, I'm not bothered. Ethan is a young guy who likes to go to concerts. Of course he's foolish with his money. He doesn't appear to have committed any crimes or have eleventy billion credit cards. I'm cutting him some slack here. For now. 

[Ladystardust]

Wait, is she expecting HIM to eat part of the placenta too? 

[faraway]

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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"If Jesus was walking among us today....."

I recently saw a production of  "Jesus Christ Superstar" and Ethan reminds me of the Jesus in that show.  (It was good- my partner did not like it- but he is wrong :))

[Keywestclubkid]

Placenta art? Child you know darn well its gonna be thrown out at some point ... dont do that 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t eat any placenta and miraculously my kids turned out fine.

[Eldemarge]

I like the guys who look slightly "off" and on the thin side.  Old school Christopher Walken.  Bill Skarsgard.  Aldous Huxley in his prime.  Hurt me, Daddy.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"The last memory I have of him is holding him up as a shield during a standoff with the police."

DEAD

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Now we're actually talking with the Doula about placenta eating.  I had no idea the man was supposed to eat the damn thing too.  Just thought it was for the MOM.

What do I know??  I'm waiting for the Monique/sisters/Derek/sisters throwdown.  I expect there will be long pieces of fake fingernails ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Placenta art? Child you know darn well its gonna be thrown out at some point ... dont do that 

Or in a really bad Garage Sale

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Meh, I'm not bothered. Ethan is a young guy who likes to go to concerts. Of course he's foolish with his money. He doesn't appear to have committed any crimes or have eleventy billion credit cards. I'm cutting him some slack here. For now. 

Agree. His finances sound like typical 21-year-old stuff. He said he has a savings account, which is a good sign.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Meh, I'm not bothered. Ethan is a young guy who likes to go to concerts. Of course he's foolish with his money. He doesn't appear to have committed any crimes or have eleventy billion credit cards. I'm cutting him some slack here. For now. 

It’s just a few more years before he tries to rob a bank by seducing the bank teller with his hot Jesus look. And Brad Pitt is his distant cousin, so there’s that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I had two non-consecutive girlfriends who had   major celebrity crushes on Chris Cornell... a late Sexy Jesus guy, and the girlfriend between them really liked Eddie Vedder

 

 

I knew Chris Cornell.  That man had charisma you could feel two rooms away.  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Or in a really bad Garage Sale

chance will hang it up when he finishes that garage remodel 

[candall]

1 minute ago, faraway said:

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I recently saw a production of  "Jesus Christ Superstar" and Ethan reminds me of the Jesus in that show.  (It was good- my partner did not like it- but he is wrong :))

Oh man, I got to see a production with Ted Neeley and Carl Anderson.  Wonderful.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh he got a stylist .. look at that jacket 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, faraway said:

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I recently saw a production of  "Jesus Christ Superstar" and Ethan reminds me of the Jesus in that show.  (It was good- my partner did not like it- but he is wrong :))

I have to confess, I love JCSS. I still know all the songs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Art (and boyfriend) that kills.

[faraway]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I have to confess, I love JCSS. I still know all the songs.

Me too! I knew every song!

[Gobi]

What, no candles for mom?

[goofygirl]

Pupster honey; you need to get yourself a car first.  I can see how he'd want your mopey face and attitude around ALL THE TIME!!

[Ladystardust]

What are those wires hanging down in front of the windshield? Do they not have a rearview mirror? Is that legal?

[Keywestclubkid]

wait what happened to the jacket? what the hell did he change into to get in the car? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Or in a really bad Garage Sale

Just imagine rummaging through a box of potential treasures at a garage sale and encountering some placenta art. I'd probably have to go directly home and take to my bed until the willies subsided. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok production is fucking with us the outfit they showed him driving in isn't the one he got out of the car with ... 

[Eldemarge]

Why does Chance need a savings account?  He's going to just put all those girls through college with his power-washing money straight from the cash overflowing in his pockets.  Trust.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have to confess, I love JCSS. I still know all the songs.

Are you kidding?  DOESN'T EVERYONE????

[Empress1]

Is Puppy wearing thigh highs over regular stockings?

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, faraway said:

He

I recently saw a production of  "Jesus Christ Superstar" and Ethan reminds me of the Jesus in that show.  (It was good- my partner did not like it- but he is wrong :))

Theater hits everyone differently 

[Empress1]

Puppy makes me sad. She just seems so lost.

[JenE4]

Ma’s smoking in front of some flammable gas tank.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy needs someone to rescue her.

[kacesq]

Remember when Puppy and Amber were scheming to take that guy’s benefits? Now they’re just sad sacks.

[Keywestclubkid]

why are they so dressed up?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Theater hits everyone differently 

We are going to "Hadestown" AND to "Into the Woods" this month! I'm going broke but man am I cultured! 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Puppy needs someone to rescue her.

She will always need to be rescued. This is her.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Puppy needs someone to rescue her.

Still hasn't found her forever home.

[Eldemarge]

Aw shit, I was about to put in my frozen pizza but then I saw a very pink fluffy coat and now I have to stay.  Mesmerized by "fashion."

[Empress1]

It’s about to be some Muppet fur flying, y’all!

[goofygirl]

HERE WE GO!! The Pink Panther strikes!

[kacesq]

Derek never gets to drive lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Derek never gets to drive lol.

He can’t see over the steering wheel.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Derek never gets to drive lol.

His feet don't reach the pedals.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Remember when Puppy and Amber were scheming to take that guy’s benefits? Now they’re just sad sacks.

They were sad sacks then too. Crowing over snagging that princely $250 a month off that big dumb palooka Vince. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Why is Derek's sister dressed like a muppet ninja?

[kacesq]

Does Monique have a job?