Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Heaven help me, I'm going to hell, but that is one very unfortunate looking baby.

Well the poor thing is related to Shawn.

[Gobi]

"Let's get a sex jungle gym, or a sex trampoline, that should help. Can't spell trampoline without a tramp, amirite?"

Edited March 11, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I know I always put my eyelashes on before getting my coffee.

I take a pregnancy test. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Ovulatin', catching charges, not comprehending how people get pregnant, short men, pony-tailed attorneys who are ready for their closeup, men who forget how many kids they have, women who forget to mention that they have many kids, extremely unfortunate clothing choices . . . . 

Face and neck tattoos. By the hundreds.

[Keywestclubkid]

She still makes time to glue on those huge ass spider legs lashes GOD Sean 

[LEILANI2]

Snooze fest, skip to Monique driving her little kid around. I'm living for those car scenes.

[candall]

Yeow, that's a fat baby!  She's bigger than cold-shoulders Sarah.  

(Did you spot those cold shoulders, Auntie A?  LOL)

[kacesq]

This is a breakthrough? Low bar, people.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

We're 3 episodes in and not Brittany and Marcelino yet, please keep it that way.

Shhh...don't jinx this for us.

[OoogleEyes]

#CharlieCale has entered the chat.

BULLSHIT 

[Keywestclubkid]

GROSSS no Shawn lounge kissing

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Face and neck tattoos. By the hundreds.

Off tether!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Shawn is the only man I've ever seen who doesn't look cute holding a baby.

He's holding like she's a loaf of bread. Or a particularly heavy watermelon.

[WaltersHair]

Pink Fur about to fly

[Empress1]

What is around Elizabeth’s neck? Looks like a head wrap, but then she has her Muppet hood on?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's holding like she's a loaf of bread. Or a particularly heavy watermelon.

im not sure he doesnt know it ISNT a watermelon 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

What is around Elizabeth’s neck? Looks like a head wrap, but then she has her Muppet hood on?

She was wearing a ninja mask on the car ride.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

She was wearing a ninja mask on the car ride.

She keeps her throwing stars in her sleeves. 

[Empress1]

Keep me in your thoughts, y’all. I’m feeling sick. COVID test is negative (plus no cough or fever, it’s all congestion) but ugh.

[JenE4]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's holding like she's a loaf of bread. Or a particularly heavy watermelon.

I mean the baby’s head does look like a loaf of bread. Put her to sleep on her side—the skull is totally flat in the back with an extremely round face. 

[Eldemarge]

Here! Just got back from the salon.  I went a shade darker.  It was either that or get a Montana Millz face tattoo.  Hard choice.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Keep me in your thoughts, y’all. I’m feeling sick. COVID test is negative (plus no cough or fever, it’s all congestion) but ugh.

Take care, both myself and my husband had a cold twice this winter.  Not Covid, but not fun, either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Keep me in your thoughts, y’all. I’m feeling sick. COVID test is negative (plus no cough or fever, it’s all congestion) but ugh.

A bowl of soup (chicken or hot and sour) always helps. Hope you get over this thing quickly.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Shawn is the only man I've ever seen who doesn't look cute holding a baby.

Nothing can make Shawn look cute.  Well, maybe if he was in an Elmo costume and that falls apart the second he speaks. 

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

This is a breakthrough? Low bar, people.

Shawn put together a complete sentence and remembered he has children.  Father of the year is next!

[kacesq]

OMG stop with the matching outfits. You’re grown ass people. 

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh these matching clowns .... 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I mean the baby’s head does look like a loaf of bread. Put her to sleep on her side—the skull is totally flat in the back with an extremely round face. 

Reminds me of the kid my son knew in HS whose head looked like a piece of toast. "Seriously, like a piece of toast?" says I. I was skeptical. Eventually we saw the kid around town. It looked like a piece of toast. True story.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, kacesq said:

OMG stop with the matching outfits. You’re grown ass people. 

They need to have matching pregnancy bellies.

[Keywestclubkid]

she wants to rub it in her other children's face this will be MOMMYs favorite baby cause this one shes gonna get right 

[LEILANI2]

What are these two up to, last week it was community service, this week looks like they're gonna go rob a bank.

Edited March 11, 2023 by LEILANI2

[kacesq]

Oh Lord even the jackets match. How much effing money did they waste buying matching outfits?

 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she wants to rub it in her other children's face this will be MOMMYs favorite baby cause this one shes gonna get right 

I feel so bad for her other kids.

[JenE4]

They’re wearing the same cat burglar outfits from last week, but they don’t have their road safety crew jackets on. Oh, spoke too soon. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I just bought my husband the exact same jacket!  I THOUGHT it was for road construction workers.  My bad!

[Ladystardust]

They look like crossing guards.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A bowl of soup (chicken or hot and sour) always helps. Hope you get over this thing quickly.

I made a batch of vegetable soup yesterday. Ate some yesterday and today. Lots of tea, fruit & veg for the vitamin C, and sleep.

[Keywestclubkid]

they dress like they are scared of getting separated at Disney land ... what was he wearing ... THIS EXCAT OUTFIT 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I so want someone to ask them why they are dressed as cat burglars. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Keep me in your thoughts, y’all. I’m feeling sick. COVID test is negative (plus no cough or fever, it’s all congestion) but ugh.

If you can find a box of Traditional Medicinals Herbal Cold Care tea, buy it at once and drink vast quantities. Its delicious and really works. 

[OoogleEyes]

These fucking couple jackets 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike might not be around when he has the #1 rap song in the country.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

God those road crew jackets. They look like they are doing court ordered community service together.

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I made a batch of vegetable soup yesterday. Ate some yesterday and today. Lots of tea, fruit & veg for the vitamin C, and sleep.

And muffins, plenty of muffins.

[LEILANI2]

I'm so tired of these clowns and their matching outfits going on 40+

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If you can find a box of Traditional Medicinals Herbal Cold Care tea, buy it at once and drink vast quantities. Its delicious and really works. 

Agree!! That stuff is legit.

[Empress1]

I thought he couldn’t leave the state because of his parole?

[kacesq]

On the road? Lmao when does that world tour start Michael?

Doula needs a better bra.

where the hell is Michael getting money to build a house? Dude. Such arrogance.

[Keywestclubkid]

somewhere around there LOL 

You NEED a job 

[candall]

I don't think Marcelino and Britzzz are appearing this season.

 

Directv has put LAL on one of the screensavers that appears when you've paused the program too long.  There are three couples blithely dancing around in the rain, holding umbrellas.  The main couple is Shawn and Sarah, staring lovingly into each other's eyes.

(Sarah's haircolor has been modulated.)

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

NO, the doula is not moving to another state to cater to your ass.  Jay Z you are not.

[Ladystardust]

This is your thing?? Oh he did not.