Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Monique needs to tone down the cheek highlight. It makes her face look oily. And my God the eyelashes on all of them. Ladies we should still be able to see your eyes.

And on the flip side, Derek has great skin.

[Maybeitsme]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s not like real estate taxes are a big surprise. They come regularly on schedule.

I thought he lost the house? But he did say they were late...

[goofygirl]

Oh boy.  Derek's getting the 3rd degree from Monique's sister and  friend.  Why do they do this crap?

Seriously, this seems so dumb.  Oh wait....

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

those eyelashes would scare my dog.

I'm pretty sure my cats would mistake them for their feather toy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dreck has his fingers crossed under the table.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek looks like he is outgrowing his school gym class uniform. 

[Keywestclubkid]

the gaslighting good god 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

That Haribo commercial has been kicking around for years....  so cringe.  We need some clever commericals.... you know the ones I'm talking about . . . Sgt. Baker.

I miss Sgt. Baker. And the Wild Thing guy. He makes everything groovy. 

On the positive side, we haven't seen those annoying Magic Mike ads. 

[Maybeitsme]

He is a pint sized, gaslighting master is what he is

[Keywestclubkid]

she has options ...LOL girl your option is in drug rehab stop this 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He bought a burner phone so Monique cant keep track of him. That’s how true love works in 2023.

[Eldemarge]

I'm about to go get some vanilla pudding and my cat is going to lose his mind.

[Floatingbison]

Our darkest family secret:  Mrs. Floating Bison is a Mama June superfan.   The mind boggles. . . oh well, I'm sure there's stuff I dig that she thinks is lame.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I need to find the person behind the Haribo commercial and cause them pain. 

...as an aside... I love that movie so much 

[candall]

Monique's sister notes that she's "stuck on stupid" and the other sister leaps in to add that they hate that for her.  LOL  I don't have sibs, but these seem like good ones.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Our darkest family secret:  Mrs. Floating Bison is a Mama June superfan.   The mind boggles. . . oh well, I'm sure there's stuff I dig that she thinks is lame.

We actually know that about you two...you shared that little tidbit when the last Mama June travesty premiered.  I read Honey Boo Boo's bf was arrested in a drunken car chase. 

[Maybeitsme]

I'm sorry to say this but monique is not attractive 

[Floatingbison]

Was Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles?

 

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Was Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles?

 

Yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Our darkest family secret:  Mrs. Floating Bison is a Mama June superfan.   The mind boggles. . . oh well, I'm sure there's stuff I dig that she thinks is lame.

Mrs. FB has a secret! Yikes. Better put a tracker on her phone, just to be safe. 

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I thought he lost the house? But he did say they were late...

Time for pregnancy tests.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Was Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles?

 

YES!!

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Gobi said:

Time for pregnancy tests.

Yes, cue the talk and subsequent testing 

[Keywestclubkid]

what happened to his shipping container idea 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

what happened to his shipping container idea 

His what? Lord.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance: You have to spend money you don’t have, to make money.

[kacesq]

If Chance was such a genius at making money…where is all the money? Show us the money.

[Keywestclubkid]

id rather have a broken heart then be driven into debt by this loser 

[Floatingbison]

Ex Con  Power Washing

Invite Us Onto Your Driveway Today!

Reasonable Rates.

Leave key under the mat.

[Empress1]

“I was a single mom of three kids and I never struggled this much.” OUCH.

[goofygirl]

Oh TayLER, it's waaaaaaaaaaaay too late to wonder what Chance is up to??  Seems like Chance knows how to spend those $$$ just like he says TayLER does.

Honey, YOUR credit score is about to go in the toilet.  Just give it another minute or so.

[OoogleEyes]

omg...Who's the tool now, Babe?

This asshole. Every time he pulled a credit card out of his wallet my blood pressure spiked 

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont support me? dude you change your mind like the wind blows 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance realizes he’s going to have to rob a bank in 3….2….1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

This gaslighting fool.  He spends every penny he can finance then claims she is the one with a money problem.  

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

His what? Lord.

he was gonna turn some shipping containers into a house .. just stack em up LOL

[Gobi]

"There's more than one, but I just barely made it to double digits."

Edited March 4, 2023 by Gobi

[candall]

Speak OUT, Tayler!!!  "Who do you think has been raising these children, idiot?  YOU??"

Chance:  silence

 

WHOOOP

[Floatingbison]

Truth to tell, I had people clean my roof (super mossy, steep pitch, Mrs. FB didn't want me up there), and I have no idea who they were.  I didn't ask for background checks, I mean, people with a criminal history need a chance to rejoin society.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance realizes he’s going to have to rob a bank in 3….2….1

Oh, he'll just go in and get all flirty with the teller. She'll simper and blush and hand over the cash. That Chance, he'd better move quick before he loses that fresh out of prison glow. 

[Maybeitsme]

Taylor you placed a really bad bet with this one. Cut your losses and wake up before its to late 

[Ladystardust]

I feel like he just needs Monique to tuck a napkin under his chin.

[OoogleEyes]

"You're not invited, just me"

These assholes 

[kacesq]

Derek is a con artist, he just says what everyone wants to hear.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I feel like he just needs Monique to tuck a napkin under his chin.

You are ON FIRE tonight, @Ladystardust! This is the third time you have killed me. I hope you're happy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m surprised Monique’s sisters aren’t trying to have sex with Derek, what with his glow and all.

[goofygirl]

Derek just wants Monique to keep buying him garanimals.  He can't afford them by himself.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Truth to tell, I had people clean my roof (super mossy, steep pitch, Mrs. FB didn't want me up there), and I have no idea who they were.  I didn't ask for background checks, I mean, people with a criminal history need a chance to rejoin society.

 

I had a theft issue with someone I hired through Handy.  I now check references for folks I hire independently and IDs for folks from Apps. etc. But I agree, we need to give people a chance.  However, I would not give Chance a chance at this point. 

[Maybeitsme]

Can you imagine the 2 family sisters partying together  lol 😆 😂 

[kacesq]

Ooh I just realized …we’re being spared Justine and her smugness. And no signs of Marcellino and Britney.