Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Why is she getting so bent out of shape over a baby? She also thought she was preggers so…

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Isn't Lindsay perpetually on probation? 

I still don’t understand what happened to her charges.

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Swellegant!

Come join us @TCMParty on Twitter 

[Keywestclubkid]

at least he was holding onto the test with a napkin props for that

[JenE4]

Blaine’s celebrating, and his buddy’s all prison might be better than 3 years house arrest with Lyndsey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Come join us @TCMParty on Twitter 

I don't tweet, alas! Sounds fun!

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Blaine’s celebrating, and his buddy’s all prison might be better than 3 years house arrest with Lyndsey.

In that pit with no walls or electricity.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

at least he was holding onto the test with a napkin props for that

And the bar sinks ever lower.

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨Derek has a devil dick! Careful, ladies!!!

[kacesq]

Monique if you two stick together? I suspect he’s always going to cheat on you….

And I hate how he says “females” such disdain…

do you love her or her credit cards that bought you all that designer crap?

[LEILANI2]

Only women Derek? 

[Keywestclubkid]

10 women? and he doesnt use condoms ... NO booboo NOOO

[Ladystardust]

I continue to be impressed by Monique's bra.

[Empress1]

TEN WOMEN?!

Look, I’m single and dating. I have a date this weekend. I know it’s rough out there, but … ten women? With Derek? Raw?! WHAT?

Edited March 4, 2023 by Empress1

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is Lindsay on probation? Cause I’m wondering if someone on house arrest can live with someone on parole? 

Yes!  The lawyer specifically said they would need to approve of the people he is living with.  They surely wouldn't approve of Lindsay... in any sane world.

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

TEN WOMEN?!

Look, I’m single and dating. I have a date this weekend. I know it’s rough out there, but … ten women? With Derek?

He has that glow!

[LEILANI2]

I didn't know so many women liked tiny men who looks like a little kid sitting next to them in the car.

[Keywestclubkid]

you know damn well that they are not gonna ok that hovel blain lives in for house arrest 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

TEN WOMEN?!

Look, I’m single and dating. I have a date this weekend. I know it’s rough out there, but … ten women? With Derek?

I’m praying that he’s inflated the number for the viewing audience.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Isn't Lindsay perpetually on probation? 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you know damn well that they are not gonna ok that hovel blain lives in for house arrest 

It legit looks like it’s been condemned. I can’t even figure out what they’re doing to it. Are they building it from scratch?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek has that fresh out of prison glow!  Who knew that was an aphrodisiac?  He has slipped it to every woman that slowed down long enough for him to try.

[JenE4]

Just now, Empress1 said:

TEN WOMEN?!

Look, I’m single and dating. I have a date this weekend. I know it’s rough out there, but … ten women? With Derek?

Apparently you have yet to bask in the irresistible “glow” of a newly released inmate.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

TEN WOMEN?!

Look, I’m single and dating. I have a date this weekend. I know it’s rough out there, but … ten women? With Derek? Raw?! WHAT?

Is there a male shortage in their city?  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Derek has that fresh out of prison glow!  Who knew that was an aphrodisiac?  He has slipped it to every woman that slowed down long enough for him to try.

they didn't even have to slow down .. just keep up with his speeding car 

[Maybeitsme]

What? The fresh out glow? 

No way, really? Women looking for men fresh out of prison 🤔 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek’s sisters probably found as many horny women as they possibly could and sent them his way, just to piss off Monique.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I didn't know so many women liked tiny men who looks like a little kid sitting next to them in the car.

Apparently pocket prisoners are a thing. The more you know.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Derek has that fresh out of prison glow!  Who knew that was an aphrodisiac?  He has slipped it to every woman that slowed down long enough for him to try.

I mean, you can hook up pretty easily now with apps, but 10 women in a week when Monique barely left his side is … a lot.

[Gobi]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Are Is there any males in their city?  

FTFY

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yes!  The lawyer specifically said they would need to approve of the people he is living with.  They surely wouldn't approve of Lindsay... in any sane world.

We never heard if she cleared her charges.  If she hasn't and she's still on the lam, she could get picked up if they investigate her. 

What a tangled web we weave . . .  

[Keywestclubkid]

hope this doesnt destroy your house hehehe 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, that’s the guy I want to call to power wash my house.

[OoogleEyes]

Dude! Bro! 

Dammit, this guy is a mess

[kacesq]

Obviously you ain’t making squat Chance if you’re trying side jobs with your pathetic power washer….

I hate this guy.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Apparently you have yet to bask in the irresistible “glow” of a newly released inmate.

Let me tell you what I’m NOT gon’ do…

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont know what its like to make real money dude 

[Empress1]

Wait, Chance has a son?!

[kacesq]

Does Tayler know of Ethan’s existence?

[Gobi]

"She doesn't know how to make money." - Chance, the Mark Zuckerberg of power washing.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ethan was better off without Chance.  Much better off.

[Keywestclubkid]

father and son both grifters great 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Wait, Chance has a son?!

He loves his son more than anything. That’s why he hasn’t spoken to him in 18 years.

[Floatingbison]

Sorry I'm late everyone.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Derek has that fresh out of prison glow!  Who knew that was an aphrodisiac?  He has slipped it to every woman that slowed down long enough for him to try.

As I have mentioned before, for some reason more than once I have been chatted with by guys who've just gotten out of prison. At the drugstore, at the bus stop. I noticed no "glow". But of course they weren't interested in flirting with me. I am an old lady and do not have an approachable demeanor or a kind face. Just wanted to tell me that they just got out of jail and wanted to borrow my phone to call their mother or ask when the bus was coming. One guy actually told me about how he'd smoked "SO MUCH CRACK" the night before. WHY? 

Maybe the crack gives them the glow? 

[OoogleEyes]

I just want to slap those mutherfuckin sunglasses off his head 

[Keywestclubkid]

you are a shity dad chance a dad that wasn't in his sons life for 18 years .. you are that kinda father 

[Gobi]

"If I can't do this, what kind of dad am I?"

I think we all know what kind of dad you are, Chance.

[kacesq]

Oh look at Amber trying to walk it back lol. Don’t believe you, Amber.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"She doesn't know how to make money." - Chance, the Mark Zuckerberg of power washing.

DEAD

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Sorry I'm late everyone.

 

Glad you made it! Everything OK?