Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

What is this? Why is she wearing a wedding dress for the wedding rehearsal? 

Doesn’t everybody have a pre-wedding wedding dress?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I myself am positively panting to see Darcey diving for the bouquet, elbowing the other women, stepping on their feet, and knocking at least two to the floor. Then to see her triumphantly waving Stacey's tacky flowers in the air while looking meaningfully at Zack in the sack. 

Would she knock her daughter down to get it?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

What in the Thundercats is stupid Michael Benz wearing now. He's going to start tiny fires if the sun hits him.

Perhaps we will receive a gift from the universe and he will burst into flames. 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Would she knock her daughter down to get it?

Oh, in a heartbeat. Never doubt it. 

[Baltimore Betty]

I wish the wedding planner turned out to be the match maker.

[Frozendiva]

 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Perhaps we will receive a gift from the universe and he will burst into flames. 

But then who will protect the twins ?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Georgi: "How's everything?"  Dad: "Just . . . getting ready for this."  He can barely hide his excitement.

Lol I said the same thing! Poor Mike

[magemaud]

Reina’s hair looks she’s going to a toga party. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Doesn’t everybody have a pre-wedding wedding dress?

This one could also be a post-wedding wedding dress.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

 

Was it interactive art?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isn’t it amazing that the wedding in CT was able to be planned since the first day of the new season in just two weeks?

[Shelbie]

Just now, OneGuy said:

This one could also be a post-wedding wedding dress.

We will probably see Stacey wearing it to Costco.

[Eldemarge]

Darcey has finally burst out of her clothes in front of the camera crew.  Her dream has come true.

[Hotel Snarker]

These two get drunker by the episode.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Was it interactive art?

It is now.

[magemaud]

I’m busy fighting with the airlines to get a refund for the Miami flight I canceled when the wedding was moved to CT. 

[charmed1]

Michael Bins looks like a character in a crappy 80s video game that nobody picks because he’s got the weakest powers. Like he shoots bobby pins out of his mohawk or something.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So we have this hotel in this fancy part of town and it's the most baller hotel in town.  It's THE most expensive hotel.  Super nice. And I've been to the bar a few times to drink because it's super nice.  They have a restaurant at the hotel and that's where we are going.  He picked the place, even though he's never been here (green flag).  So I'm definitely thinking it's going to be a swanky place to eat!  I'm very excited.  I should check the menu NOW, right??  I haven't even done any recon!

Oh god, yes, you'll have to closely examine the menu, read up on the chef, and check the reviews. You'll want to be prepared so you don't have to waste any time you could be spending batting your eyelashes fetchingly and gazing into beautiful silvery pony man's eyes scanning the menu and mulling over your choices!

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Was it interactive art?

Nope. The dude climbed the balls and fell in. And couldn’t get out. Too bad it wasn’t summer and filled with spiders and other bugs.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

This one could also be a post-wedding wedding dress.

Which, if one were inclined to be a pedant, it is. Since, you know, THEY ARE ALREADY MARRIED.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Nope. The dude climbed the balls and fell in. And couldn’t get out. Too bad it wasn’t summer and filled with spiders and other bugs.

He was probably as drunk as Darcey on a Tuesday 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Darcey has finally burst out of her clothes in front of the camera crew.  Her dream has come true.

She's just hoping one of the crew will throw down his equipment, drag her into the shrubbery, and roger her senseless. 

[magemaud]

How much are we betting that Stacey will also have a blingy reception dress? 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's just hoping one of the crew will throw down his equipment, drag her into the shrubbery, and roger her senseless. 

And then propose.

[Baltimore Betty]

Most brides do wear a white dress of sorts to the rehearsal, it is very bridal and very on trend and they say the bigger the ugly necklace the longer the marriage will last, lol. Seriously, brides do wear a (tasteful) white dress for the rehearsal because why not, they are the bride.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my Primetimer peeps, you never, ever fail me! You are all on fire and I am helpless with laughter. 

[Eldemarge]

Take WHAT for the team??  Walk for 10 seconds?  Jesus.

She sounds like they're asking her to perform a blood ritual with Georgi.

[Hotel Snarker]

Does Discount Great Value HoJo have a child's dress up closet? Between his links necklaces, the pink "bulletproof" vest and his gold armor I feel like he confuses every day clothes with children's costumes.

[Frozendiva]

Why do they need a rehearsal?

[Auntie Anxiety]

At this point, the only thing that will save this episode is a cameo appearance by Jesse. Sharp should have gotten him to be the officiant/marriage counselor.

[OneGuy]

Is it possible to put a "big smile" on your faces after the many procedures you've had?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why do they need a rehearsal?

Because....All Together Now--they are already married! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey is fucking loving this

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Does Discount Great Value HoJo have a child's dress up closet? Between his links necklaces, the pink "bulletproof" vest and his gold armor I feel like he confuses every day clothes with children's costumes.

Part of a C3PO costume is missing from a Halloween Town costume shop.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

At this point, the only thing that will save this episode is a cameo appearance by Jesse. Sharp should have gotten him to be the officiant/marriage counselor.

Maybe Jesse will come with Jeniffffer, you know, just to annoy Darcey. 

[Eldemarge]

Michael, we can see through your sad hair fence. Maybe add some blue pipe cleaner extensions.

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At this point, the only thing that will save this episode is a cameo appearance by Jesse. Sharp should have gotten him to be the officiant/marriage counselor.

We need Tom to make an appearance, too. Maybe the ring bearer? 
While we’re at it, let’s invite sister Emma. They can demonstrate salsa dancing at the reception.  

Edited April 11, 2023 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

“ if I pushed you..you would be on the ground” lolll I don’t think so parrot

[OneGuy]

Just now, magemaud said:

We need Tom to make an appearance, too. Maybe the ring bearer? 

Key bearer.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Does Discount Great Value HoJo have a child's dress up closet? Between his links necklaces, the pink "bulletproof" vest and his gold armor I feel like he confuses every day clothes with children's costumes.

I can’t wait to see what he wears for the wedding!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe Jesse will come with Jeniffffer, you know, just to annoy Darcey. 

Please don’t give Sharp any ideas

[judylo]

My mom just butt-dialed me from her new rehab place, now I’m hopelessly behind. Rewound, have to also catch up reading here!

[Hotel Snarker]

Keep telling yourself you could take Georgie down there, you blue haired troll.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh dad…it already is a clown show

[charmed1]

Oh my god. The friend with the mile long cleavage again. Wear a bra. You’re no heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcey is fucking loving this

She's reminding me of my son's ex, who indulged in some pot stirring in the last couple of days and tried to drag my son into it. If there isn't any drama, she'll make some. And in her insane efforts to keep all eyes on her, she just continues to pile it on. Jesus, it's exhausting. 

Debbie and Reina are hammered. 

[Baltimore Betty]

So basically the entire wedding party are the guests. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stacey should read ahead. The script calls for fisticuffs at 2 hours and 15 minutes into the reception.

[magemaud]

After all this time, I just realized Darcey draws her eyebrows on a shade lower than Stacey does. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stacey should read ahead. The script calls for fisticuffs at 2 hours and 15 minutes into the reception.

Is that before or after Darcey runs out weeping? I'm trying to keep up.