Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[sainte-chapelle]

Yes because i am sure your exhausted father wants to go to a fake wedding and watch everyone get drunky

[Frozendiva]

Stacey, you are already married.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m exhausted from all this melodrama.

[goofygirl]

Oh shut up Stacey.  Get a divorce if you think you can do better than Lurch. Dingleberry.

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey invited Zach to stir the pot with Georgi..this is insane

Edited April 4, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[goofygirl]

Peeps, it's been fun but I have got to dip out.  There's some socks in my sock drawer that aren't matched yet and they seem to be calling my name.

Hope you all have a wonderful week. Hugs everybody!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m yawning so much my jaw is starting to hurt. I’m trying to keep my eyes open.

[Frozendiva]

Will Darcey cover Zack’s costs?

8:27 pm here.

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

So... Pepper... What did YOU have for dinner tonight? Duck? Steak? Pork tenderloin?  I'm dying to know! Seriously!

I actually had some of the delicious spinach and feta meatballs we made yesterday. And a salad with some of the huge sack of arugula we also scored at the Great Restaurant Pillage. Then I had some mango smothered in Devonshire cream. (My son pressed a QUART container of this heavenly substance on us as well.)

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I actually had some of the delicious spinach and feta meatballs we made yesterday. And a salad with some of the huge sack of arugula we also scored at the Great Restaurant Pillage. Then I had some mango smothered in Devonshire cream. (My son pressed a QUART container of this heavenly substance on us as well.)

Sounds amazing!

[Hotel Snarker]

I would die is my date, on our second date, asked me to fly to a wedding with them so quickly. Good luck Zack in the sack.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, you can make a lot of scones with the five pounds of butter.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She will get paid by Sharp handsomely.

Handsomely? By Sharp? That's cute. "Well honey, we can't pay you much, but you'll get a ton of exposure". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Handsomely? By Sharp? That's cute. "Well honey, we can't pay you much, but you'll get a ton of exposure". 

I stand corrected. What was I thinking?

[Frozendiva]

Wouldn’t there be a final fitting before you get the dress?

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m exhausted from all this melodrama.

I had to go out and have a smoke with houseguest to settle myself. These two are driving me up the wall.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey would love to give Zach a “head’s up.”

[sainte-chapelle]

Sure let’s just cram the tux into a suitcase

[Hotel Snarker]

My dinner? Chicken sandwich and air fryer french fries.

[sainte-chapelle]

So she just leaves the garbage there to rot?

[Auntie Anxiety]

You can’t go into that bar unless you are wearing all black.

[Frozendiva]

Dinner? Leftover steak from yesterday, potatoes, and mixed veggies.

[sainte-chapelle]

Zack orders an appetizer..he is thoughtful…Georgi orders an appetizer..he is controlling 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, you can make a lot of scones with the five pounds of butter.

And then smother them in Devonshire cream! Win win! 

I actually called a friend and shared some of the wealth with her today. She left with a huge sack of plunder. Including butter. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dinner: Cajun shrimp, onion bagel with lox cream cheese and a glass of orange juice.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So she just leaves the garbage there to rot?

Wait, you didn't expect her to throw it away, did you? Darcey does not solve problems! She just cries about them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And then smother them in Devonshire cream! Win win! 

I actually called a friend and shared some of the wealth with her today. She left with a huge sack of plunder. Including butter. 

You can freeze butter. Who knew?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You can freeze butter. Who knew?

I buy a ton of it when it is on sale and freeze it.

[Frozendiva]

I freeze butter. With it being $5-10 lb here, I buy on sale.

[Hotel Snarker]

She just put all the rotting food in the trash and didn’t take out the trash. That apartment is going to smell even worse when they get back. 🤢

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You can freeze butter. Who knew?

When I baked a lot I always froze butter, I'd buy two pounds at a time. Now I hardly ever eat it so a pound lasts weeks. 

[charmed1]

8 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Peeps, it's been fun but I have got to dip out.  There's some socks in my sock drawer that aren't matched yet and they seem to be calling my name.

Hope you all have a wonderful week. Hugs everybody!

That’s fine. You never loved us. We are strong, powerful women who deserve the best! *Darcey blink, lip pout, head nod*

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I freeze butter. With it being $5-10 lb here, I buy on sale.

Me too…butter is 8 bucks here

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Me too…butter is 8 bucks here

Superstore has no name for $4.97 this week.

[charmed1]

General Zod is a terrible dancer. No rhythm whatsoever.

[Eldemarge]

I'm rooting for Zac to ghost on this wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Darcey's conversation is so witty and sparkling! "Ooooh, I love it!" Gah. She is the very definition of vapid.

[Hotel Snarker]

I am sure Darcey is pumped to show Georgi her new man meat. Go Girl.

[sainte-chapelle]

I feel bad for the pimple popper folks…i would go on the show too if I could get free surgery to fix me. 

Edited April 4, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm rooting for Zac to ghost on this wedding.

OOOH! Please reality TV gods, do this for me. Darcey would be in heaven, she lives to make everything about herself. Imagine the hay she'd make about Zack standing her up at her sister's "wedding". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So a bad thing about the warmer weather is that now people want to stop and chat with me when I’m walking my dog. And there are the same people at the same areas at the same time, so now we have to find other perfect pooping places. The worst person is an elderly local vet who keeps telling me what I’m doing wrong because my dog barks at people and other dogs, as if I’ve never owned or trained a dog in all my years (which is definitely not the case).

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OOOH! Please reality TV gods, do this for me. Darcey would be in heaven, she lives to make everything about herself. Imagine the hay she'd make about Zack standing her up at her sister's "wedding". 

He barely knows her and should not be expected to attend, especially if it is out of town.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, you didn't expect her to throw it away, did you? Darcey does not solve problems! She just cries about them. 

Alternate Theory: Maybe it’s intentional. She opens all the containers and takes them out of the fridge to make them rot more cuz she hates Stacey deep down. But Darcey isn’t that smart to think that through.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So a bad thing about the warmer weather is that now people want to stop and chat with me when I’m walking my dog. And there are the same people at the same areas at the same time, so now we have to find other perfect pooping places. The worst person is an elderly local vet who keeps telling me what I’m doing wrong because my dog barks at people and other dogs, as if I’ve never owned or trained a dog in all my years (which is definitely not the case).

You can play you're in a spy movie and adopt evasion tactics! Vary your route, go out at different times, disguise yourself. It'll be fun! 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Alternate Theory: Maybe it’s intentional. She opens all the containers and takes them out of the fridge to make them rot more cuz she hates Stacey deep down. But Darcey isn’t that smart to think that through.

True. Passive Aggressive is the new black.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey is packing her Strass Louboutins?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww dollar store panties

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey in that thong. I am speechless.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god there's still fifteen mortal minutes to go? I am losing my mind. 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So a bad thing about the warmer weather is that now people want to stop and chat with me when I’m walking my dog. And there are the same people at the same areas at the same time, so now we have to find other perfect pooping places. The worst person is an elderly local vet who keeps telling me what I’m doing wrong because my dog barks at people and other dogs, as if I’ve never owned or trained a dog in all my years (which is definitely not the case).

Ugh! Tell him next time, “One more time, and you’ll be eating Mastodon Balls.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Has she had more work done? Her face looks all swollen.