Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Hotel Snarker]

I guess the last dress wasn’t good enough for round two…and is this wedding on their anniversary?

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Most brides do wear a white dress of sorts to the rehearsal, it is very bridal and very on trend and they say the bigger the ugly necklace the longer the marriage will last, lol. Seriously, brides do wear a (tasteful) white dress for the rehearsal because why not, they are the bride.

I did it on a weeknight and wore jeans….I did it wrong

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

So basically the entire wedding party are the guests. 

Plus Zach flying in from Florida (I hope Sharp paid for his flight) 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I did it on a weeknight and wore jeans….I did it wrong

But did you wear a giant ugly necklace?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I got my new heating pad today. A big improvement from my decades old one, which was encased in heavy plastic that would fold and dig into back.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I did it on a weeknight and wore jeans….I did it wrong

As long as you had an idiot friend with blue hair there I’m sure it was great.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

But did you wear a giant ugly necklace?

nope but I wore a sequin coat and a layer of Angel

Edited April 11, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Real Housewives of Middletown CT.

[OneGuy]

A crasstastic assembly of people.

[Hotel Snarker]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe Jesse will come with Jeniffffer, you know, just to annoy Darcey. 

And a Zoom call with Tom and his sister!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

A crasstastic assembly of people.

Can you imagine seeing them in a restaurant? I'd dive under a table, fearing for my life and/or sanity. 

[Shelbie]

Boobs on display everywhere you look.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, OneGuy said:

A crasstastic assembly of people.

The sad thing is they think they're classy, but people just watch because they're just a human trainwreck.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Georgi, you wanted to come. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

And a Zoom call with Tom and his sister!

Tom will "just happen" to be in NYC and drop by. Gold, I tell you.

[MagicEyes]

I see Fatema remembered to pack her extra lips! 

[charmed1]

Don’t parents normally attend the rehearsal dinner? And where are Aniko and Mateo?

[sainte-chapelle]

Lollll Florian doesn’t get it. I guess where he is from you just fight back and that is it.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you imagine seeing them in a restaurant? I'd dive under a table, fearing for my life and/or sanity. 

I'd be dumbstruck at the garishness, then simply repulsed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Don’t parents normally attend the rehearsal dinner? And where are Aniko and Mateo?

Aniko and Mateo are down at the pool hall or the coffee shop with their friends, sighing with relief. 

[Eldemarge]

PUT THIS BITCH ON BLAST LOL

[Hotel Snarker]

Florian has no need to be nervous about tomorrow because -get this- THEY'RE ALREADY MARRIED!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, poor widdle Georgi. His fee fees are hurt. 

[MagicEyes]

Wedding Darcey is giving Marie Antoinette vibes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Georgi explains it all. I guess there is no such thing as privacy when you’re a famewhore.

[Shelbie]

Darcey is in heaven. She upstaged her sister at the rehearsal dinner.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys do you think Zack will run? He should. She is already trying to drag him into drama.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tom will "just happen" to be in NYC and drop by. Gold, I tell you.

And to take it a step further, Larissa might be there as well.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Wedding Darcey is giving Marie Antoinette vibes.

I was just going to say the same thing. In fact…

[Shelbie]

If for any reason Georgi was unable to perform his best man duties Coltee could be standing in the wings ready to leap into action.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you imagine seeing them in a restaurant? I'd dive under a table, fearing for my life and/or sanity. 

What? You don’t dress like this all the time? I dress like this for the office all the time.

[CainF]

Fake...My Big Fat Fabulous Life-level fake. No Eastern European male would ever divulge his sex life to anyone.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you imagine seeing them in a restaurant? I'd dive under a table, fearing for my life and/or sanity. 

I’d be thrilled.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need sunglasses for Darcey’s neons white veneers.

[OneGuy]

Maybe don't do it if you don't want your dad or kids to hear about it.

[Frozendiva]

Not your business, Stacey.

[sainte-chapelle]

Well when you play games Darcey sometimes it comes back to bite you in the ass.

[Baltimore Betty]

I do not think "it" really happened.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fatima should have gotten her lips their own seat at the table.

[JeanJean]

Darcey doesn't want people to know but she's on TV????????

And Stacey with the drama: "I feel betrayed." I  don't know if they know what actual betrayal is.

[Hotel Snarker]

“The Cicero situation”? You mean one date with a guy?

[magemaud]

The ass on Darcey! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, who just ran out weeping? 

OH DEAR SWEET LITTLE TAP DANCING BABBY JEEBUS, THAT SILVER SEQUIN SKIRT BEING DRAGGED ACROSS THAT FILTHY PARKING LOT I CANNOT EVEN.

[sainte-chapelle]

What is on Parrots vest? A molecular structure? He looks like a science mascot that schools use to try to make science cool

Edited April 11, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[OneGuy]

Time for another trip to the counselor/officiant.

[Hotel Snarker]

How are Stacey and Darcey managing to make themselves the victims again?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Time for another trip to the counselor/officiant.bar

Fixed that for you.

Edited April 11, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

I love that Darcey tried to throw Georgi under the bus by saying he took advantage of her…please

[Frozendiva]

Darcey looks like Martha Washington.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just finished watching Marie Antoinette on PBS. Darcey needs an ostrich feather in her hair to complete the look.

Edited April 11, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety