Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

Gabby would be exhausting IRL ...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just to be specific, that is a pierced titty shirt, because the drawings of the piercings make it classy.

[Keywestclubkid]

did she just compare herself to a whale? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris is the catch? Hell in a hand basket, folks.

Edited January 14, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[WaltersHair]

Burberry knockoff hat

[LEILANI2]

I don't care for this scene, how about sitting Chris down and asking this idiot how he got $450k for getting beaten up and he gave 60k to Gabby and the rest to his mom and now doesn't have any money.

[Keywestclubkid]

she was acting like he broke out of jail and wasn't released ROFL 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I don't care for this scene, how about sitting Chris down and asking this idiot how he got $450k for getting beaten up and he gave 60k to Gabby and the rest to his mom and now doesn't have any money.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Gabby looks ridiculous in that stupid hat. 

That hat reminds me of the sort of thing you put on a baby if they'll be outside in the sun.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I've been traveling all day". Yes, that grueling trip from NYC to New Jersey. He must be exhausted, the poor dear.

Gabby looks ridiculous in that stupid hat. 

To be fair, they started in Philly (it’s my hometown, I recognized the street they got married on), so tack on a couple of hours.

Gabby is the whale, y’all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby has negative fashion sense.

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Gabby would be exhausting IRL ...

I forget how old she is but she’s REALLY immature.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby, you spent $50K of his money on nothing. If he spoke to other women, so be it.

It wasn't on nothing.  She has puffy lips, a tightened vagina, and a freshly bleached asshole.  Priorities!  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

That hat reminds me of the sort of thing you put on a baby if they'll be outside in the sun.

The bucket hat is up there with Earth Shoes in the Top Five Dumbest Fashion Trends 

[Eldemarge]

"I don't chase after females!   I'm a catch!" says the ugly, mouth-breathing ex-convict. 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby has negative fashion NO sense.

Fixed it for ya.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I forget how old she is but she’s REALLY immature.

30? 

[Empress1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

"I don't chase after females!   I'm a catch!" says the ugly, mouth-breathing ex-convict. 

Don’t forget broke!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

"I don't chase after females!   I'm a catch!" says the ugly, mouth-breathing ex-convict. 

He really is exceptionally hideous.

[LEILANI2]

Why does someone who claims to not have had sex in five years and never had children needs her vagina rejuvenated?   Gabby must have been doing something to wreck her vaj.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't believe they each threw their rings away.  Didn't Gabby spend a lot on hers?  Maybe she traded it for some vag tightening...

[WaltersHair]

Pull out some trunk baloney, PLEASE

[Keywestclubkid]

omg she is mentally deranged ... like that creepy giggle  

[Pepper Mostly]

I am waiting with bated breath for Ashley to haul a pickle costume out of her car. 

"I love metal detecting. Especially jewelry, watches and other small, portable and possibly expensive items"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris is a catch and Ashley is a treasure. Got it.

[OoogleEyes]

HE'S A DECTORIST!

[kacesq]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

To be fair, they started in Philly (it’s my hometown, I recognized the street they got married on), so tack on a couple of hours.

Gabby is the whale, y’all.

No Philly is where he was released…then he went to his halfway house in NYC for a few weeks or whatever. So the trip just now was NYC to Orange NJ.

[Empress1]

Travis did what, 14 years behind $3500. Worth it?

Edited January 14, 2023 by Empress1

[candall]

Gabby:  I'm the prize!  You garbage! . . . Cops, you idiot! . . . Shut up, Fool.

Also Gabby:  Why you talkin' to me like that?

[Gobi]

Ooh, she has a secret!

[Eldemarge]

Is it weird to go want to find money on the beach now??

 

Edit -  Oh, he didn't find that all in one day? Nevermind lol

Edited January 14, 2023 by Eldemarge

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

No Philly is where he was released…then he went to his halfway house in NYC for a few weeks or whatever. So the trip just now was NYC to Orange NJ.

Oh, I thought we were still on the same day!

[kacesq]

Is she crying??

[LEILANI2]

I like this bank robber, am I crazy?

[Pepper Mostly]

How long till he tells Captain Pat that he just got out of prison? (And possibly to hand over his wallet, phone, and the keys to the boat)

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is she crying??

Of course she is. 

[Keywestclubkid]

tag teaming the competition???  

[Gobi]

One doesn't often see a boat with an S&M theme.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jewelry business in the age of recession and inflation. Not to mention soaring gold prices. Good business plan.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

One doesn't often see a boat with an S&M theme.

Captain Pat has a secret too. 

[OoogleEyes]

"Jewelry School"

[Keywestclubkid]

buy that man a bed frame please 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

tag teaming the competition???  

Smash and grab

[LEILANI2]

So you get your own cell phone in prison that you can use whenever? LOL

[Gobi]

Is Nathan a retired Civil War general?

[Eldemarge]

Skylar:  "I thought I, like, felt someone's hands around my throat last night a couple times??  But I think I was dreaming or something?? Anyway... "

[Gobi]

A muffin!

[Keywestclubkid]

where is "Grandma"? 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is she crying??

Look: since I lost my dad, I cry more. It’s a permanent side effect of grief. It’s not unusual for me to cry at acts of kindness now, which wasn’t true before. So I get emotion, but MY GOD does Ashley cry a lot. And on a dime, too.

[Keywestclubkid]

why are you feeding her a jail breakfast? dude?