Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

wait he couldn't get into the casino why? 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Does he have no life or space outside of her? does she go with him to poop? like what

He seems to have ditched his family.

[kacesq]

I thought that purple outfit Monique was wearing were pajamas…guess not.

[OoogleEyes]

On 1/6/2023 at 10:22 PM, lamujerdecente said:

Derek u never left prison hon. U in Monique’s big house now. 

Preach 

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait he couldn't get into the casino why? 

No ID.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait this is YOUR information why is she responsible for it?? 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait he couldn't get into the casino why? 

He didn’t have an ID, but I’m not sure what ID he’s using in the bank.

[kacesq]

He made $9000 in prison? I thought prison jobs paid like 15 cents an hour or something?

[Empress1]

WAIT - nine Gs? In prison?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek made $9K in prison. Pales in comparison to Mike’s drug athletic shoe business.

[Keywestclubkid]

lie quicker 

[candall]

$9k out of $0.35/hr is pretty good!  How long was he in there, anyway?

[OoogleEyes]

Derrick man... he's a playah! $9000 while working side hustles in prison 

[Keywestclubkid]

we're being followed! Oh wait that's just the crew in the other car 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next season of Love After Lockup looks like a Valentine’s Day gift to snarkers like us.

[kacesq]

I wanna know what credit union opened this account…I just opened a new savings account last week and I needed a driver’s license and another form of ID.

oh God Life After Lockup…what a Motley Crue of losers. But no Brit/Marcellino…

[Gobi]

I doubt that $9K will last long. Wanna bet?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He made $9000 in prison? I thought prison jobs paid like 15 cents an hour or something?

Right? I guess people were putting money on his books? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I doubt that $9K will last long. Wanna bet?

He's in a mad hurry to get that account opened. The casino is calling.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I guess people were putting money on his books?

God knows what he did to earn that money.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Right? I guess people were putting money on his books? 

We know Monique was.  Maybe scamming her was his full-time side hustle...

[Keywestclubkid]

you know she is like I just paid 500 for dinner and this man has 9k ready to open an account? 

[Eldemarge]

He owes Monique a big ol' lobster dinner since she knows he has some coin now!

[faraway]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He made $9000 in prison? I thought prison jobs paid like 15 cents an hour or something?

Some jobs in prison are more lucrative- it depends on the job, where the money is coming from, etc. He said he was also making money on the side- I don't know how that works.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

He owes Monique a big ol' lobster dinner since she knows he has some coin now!

right? where was that money when she was plopping down that $500 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron failed a breathalyzer test? Who could have guessed that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

He owes Monique a big ol' lobster dinner since she knows he has some coin now!

I'm sure he has to sink all of his considerable fortune into re-launching his rap career. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Ms. Me said:

Some jobs in prison are more lucrative- it depends on the job, where the money is coming from, etc. He said he was also making money on the side- I don't know how that works.

Me neither. And he said the check was from the prison, so I’m guessing it was all legit?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris, honey, cut your losses. ACK!!! That shirt? What the fucking fuck?

[Gobi]

An ex-con with poor impulse control. What are the odds?

[Keywestclubkid]

he wouldn't be in a half way house if he was making good decisions in the first place lady .. like you get what you get 

[kacesq]

I hate the shirt Aris is wearing. Tacky tacky tacky.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you know she is like I just paid 500 for dinner and this man has 9k ready to open an account? 

Not even gonna lie, I’d feel the same way. I’d be sending him a Venmo request for $250.

[Pepper Mostly]

THAT SHIRT! MY EYES!

[Maybeitsme]

Oh a titty tee shirt 

No! No mam

[LEILANI2]

They don't have any tall men in prison?

[Empress1]

Does her shirt have pierced nipples on it?!

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

They don't have any tall men in prison?

I was just thinking about how short Cameron and Derek both are.

[Keywestclubkid]

cut to him changing NOTHING about his life in ....3...2

[TooMuchRealityTV]

We know what's under the shirt. You didn't need to draw a map.

[kacesq]

Aww is he proposing…outside a prison? To a chick wearing a titty tshirt.

Show…I love you…will you do for me forevah?

[OoogleEyes]

Aw! I have a tear on my cheek 😢 

[candall]

Oh, sigh, the Aris story bums me out.  She just wants a man who doesn't constantly paw at her and she ends up with this big slurping mouth-breather lech.

.

NOOOOOO.  Get UP!!

DON'T YOU MARRY HIM, ARIS.

[Pepper Mostly]

"And then he went on one knee in front of the halfway house".

This is almost as romantic as Gabby and Chris's sidewalk wedding. They're really ladling on the romance this season.

[kacesq]

Gabby really feeling herself with her bougie Burberry hat and heavy hair.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh god Nancy Drew on the case 

the flip flops make the whole outfit 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby, you spent $50K of his money on nothing. If he spoke to other women, so be it.

[LEILANI2]

She's so fucking immature.

[SemiCharmedLife]

They repo'd the car!!!  That's the secret!!

 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

We know what's under the shirt. You didn't need to draw a map.

She's got a face mask that says "My tits are down there."

Edited January 14, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

"I've been traveling all day". Yes, that grueling trip from NYC to New Jersey. He must be exhausted, the poor dear.

Gabby looks ridiculous in that stupid hat.