Season 17 Live Chat Thread

[Kerrey92]

Wow Meri!  Maybe say, "I get it. I wanted to leave too.  Good luck.  Keep in touch."

[Irate Panda]

Since we are adding all these new people (Kody’s friend, Meri’s friend, Christine’s real estate agent) as filler I hope next week’s special guest stars will be Robyn’s friends

[Adeejay]

2 minutes ago, Kerrey92 said:

Sorry Christine...I call BS.  Contract to move is not a week.  Really?

The "contract to move is not a week", however, Christine is leaving in a week.  

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, meligator said:

Can you go take Truely out to lunch or do something fun together?  You aren't tied to the house Kody.

See, this is exactly why Kodouchecanoe is not the King of Anything OTHER than Planet Dumbass??

He's holding out on Truely because he's PISSED OFF AT CHRISTINE....  Talk about filling up your kid's mind with some BAD STUFF...

He's just a complete ass.

[Kerrey92]

Not watching the Culpos.  Nope.  

[For Cereals]

Kody will still act as though he never heard about the house 

[Kerrey92]

hahaha that Christine thinks Kody didn't tell Robyn.  

[Ms.Lulu]

I am so tired of all the political commercials. With the filler scenes and the political ads this episode seems to have less than 30 minutes on meat.

[Adeejay]

So now Meri realizes the value of her family.  Too bad she didn't see it when she was being "catfished".

[altopower]

You're angry, Kody? So is Christine. I'm angry with you, too, for behaving like such an asshole. And now you're not happy with Janelle being happy for Christine. You are a piece of work.

[For Cereals]

We don’t get YOUR thinking 

[mythoughtis]

Kody is still angry that she moved his stuff out…six months prior?  Pout much? 
 

The family hasn’t gotten together for two months and Robyn wants to act like she is devastated? 

Edited November 7, 2022 by mythoughtis

[meligator]

Good for Janelle to be on Christine's side.

[Elizzikra]

Shut up Kody.

Oh good Lord, Meri. There is a whole list of neutral to supportive things you could say. Try any one of them.

Edited November 7, 2022 by Elizzikra

[JustDuckie]

Meri is fill of sh*t.

Robin is fill of sh*t.

Kody is fill of sh*t.

That is all.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Adeejay said:

So now Meri realizes the value of her family.  Too bad she didn't see it when she was being "catfished".

Or had to have a wet bar

[altopower]

Meri looks like a linebacker in that jacket she's wearing in the talking heads. Plus the hair. 

[goofygirl]

Don't say anything Meri.  You just stick around to find out that Douchie's gonna give YOU another chance!!  NOT!

SHUT IT NOW DOUCHIE!! I'm about to lose my shit over his dumbass comments!

Yep, it means you and the Douchie AREN'T MARRIED either Meri.  The difference is that Meri WON'T go and Christine is GONE.  What a bunch of dingleberries!!

Edited November 7, 2022 by goofygirl

[For Cereals]

Why does he have to vilify Christine at every turn?  Such a POS.  

[meligator]

Kody seems to be accusing Christine of doing all the things he is thinking of doing.

[Ms.Lulu]

If Kody doesn't even like Christine you would think he wouldn't be so angry about her moving.

[Elizzikra]

Ya know, Kody. MANY children are good with their parents getting a divorce. They understand that parents can be unhappy together and they want them to be happy. They get that parents sometimes need to be apart to be happy. God. What an ass.

Why would Christine need an approval for a divorce from a church of which she is no longer a member? Shut up Robyn.

Edited November 7, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Adeejay]

A kid who doesn't see her father very often or have little contact with him, doesn't care whether their parents are together or not.  

[Emmeline]

12 minutes ago, meligator said:

Can you go take Truely out to lunch or do something fun together?  You aren't tied to the house Kody.

Or just have Truly over for the day to see Kody’s favorite kids!  Seriously, can’t she just come and not sleep over.

[Grifter Lives]

Kody: We didn't sign a paper.  We're not divorced.

Why didn't that apply to marriage?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Kody: We didn't sign a paper.  We're not divorced.

Why didn't that apply to marriage?

Exactly.

[Kerrey92]

Janelle speaking TRUTH!  She's gotta be seeking a way out.  She's so out of line with the rest of the family at this point.  What's she going to do without Christine??

[Ms.Lulu]

Christine doesn't want to stay in their church. That's why she doesn't need to talk with the church.

[Adeejay]

What the hell is Robyn talking about?  Meri, you and Kody aren't married anymore.  Get over it.

[meligator]

Yes Meri, you aren't married anymore - move on - it's not a strength to hold onto something for no reason.

[Kerrey92]

Um yes Meri.  

[altopower]

Kody and Christine have no legal contract. There is not a legal union. Neither one of them is part of the church they belonged to when they got married, the same church that kicked them out. Meri, you can consider yourself married to Kody all you want. He doesn't consider you two as married. 

And Christine's leaving is NOT sudden if you had a brain in your head, which you don't. 

[JustDuckie]

Prediction; The reunion is gonna be lit.

[Kid]

Here is what killed me.  They need no papers to be married why do they need papers to be divorced? And why doesn't Robyn just shut up?

And Meri, a few years ago she was ready to hightail it out of there. And surprise, surprise, surprise, the asshat doesn't consider her a wife anymore. (I wonder if he went to his church and got papers for that?)

And who knew Asshat was such a drama queen?  His only problem with any of it is that SHE threw him out of the house and SHE is walking away from him rather than grovel like Meri.

And my final question, why the hell did Christine put herself through that??  The only one she needed to tell was Janelle who is her friend.

[Elizzikra]

WHAT? So it's not valid for Christine to say that she is divorced but it's totally valid for Kody to say that he's not married to Meri?

Kody says it all when he says "You can't do this to me." That's what he's pissed about - that he didn't drive the timeline or the decision.

[Kerrey92]

Christine has been shouting her unhappiness from the rooftops for years!!!!  Kody just didn't want to hear it.  This episode is making my blood boil.

[Ms.Lulu]

Love that Kody says he isn't married to Meri. And that is okay.

It is because he made the call to exit the relationship.

[altopower]

Kody, Robyn and her kids communicate with you because they are the ones that you see. You blow off the rest of them so they blow you off in turn.

[Irate Panda]

Meri: Does that mean we’re not married?

Me: Yeah, Meri that’s exactly what is what it means.

[Elizzikra]

Kody - you dumbass. If you want to connect with your kids, CONNECT WITH YOUR KIDS. 

What a dipshit. He's a crap husband and a crap father. They would all be better off without him.

WHY does Kody keep acting like he had no idea this was coming? And WHY does he act like he couldn't just ask Christine what was going on?

Edited November 7, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Kerrey92]

I feel so so bad for those older kids who want a relationship with Kody and remember a time pre-Robyn when their dad was present.  I hope they don't watch the show.  

[For Cereals]

Just now, Irate Panda said:

Meri: Does that mean we’re not married?

Me: Yeah, Meri that’s exactly what is what it means.

Also because you are legally divorced…member?  So he could marry Sobyn?

[Adeejay]

"Robyn, me and my children are connected."  Wow.  I guess that means Janelle and Christine's children aren't his and they are not connected.  

[Emmeline]

Well Kody you dumpass you are connecting to Robyn’s kids because you live with them and you have been giving them all of your time for the last 3 years.

Meri is crazy for staying !

Edited November 7, 2022 by Emmeline

[Ms.Lulu]

Kody, you are more connected with Robyn and her kids because you live with them.

You said Robyn and my kids. But when you talked about the others you said Janelle's and Christine's kids.

What do you expect?

[altopower]

Did he just say to Christine, "The sacrifices I made to love you!"?  Coz that is ... weird.

[For Cereals]

What sacrifices Kody?  

[Grifter Lives]

Kody's talking heads this episode:

• Meri's dead to me, but it's nice that she has one friend.
• I hate Christine.  I mean, right now.  
• Poor Robyn and AuroraBreannaDayton.  There's no room for Truely.
• Janelle's on the watchlist, because she's abetting Christine's departure.

[Kerrey92]

I really don't want to wait until next week when Kody does his performative freak out and Christine tries not to laugh at him.  

[Twopper]

Mr. Twopper has hightailed it out of the room. I suggested he watch  the tell- nothing and he made snorting / laughing noise.  
this season is dragging.