Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood - General Discussion

[Tallulahbaby]

Anyone notice Lyrica'so mom's tops in her TH's??????????

Safaree's chest looks weird.

[OnceSane]

Episode 6:

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"I Want It All"

Safaree catches Nikki in the act; and Brandi and Max's marriage is tested when Max begins working with Masika.  Later, Princess is busy planning the wedding, but Ray is nowhere to be found.

Airs September 19, 2016.

[Brooklynista]

http://sojhalae.com/shop/

Yeah...The site will be up and running on Sept. 16. Today is the 19th. Ok then.

One of these days one of these reality chick's will do me proud and have their hustle truly together. Is it so hard to capitalize on the opportunities that are right in front of them?  There's a built in chicken head  L&HH audience ready to plunk down all of money on their EBT cards for all that spandex and lycra Brandi.

Focus!

[sereion]

Miscombobulated, tho?

[OnceSane]

On 9/19/2016 at 5:33 PM, Brooklynista said:

http://sojhalae.com/shop/

Yeah...The site will be up and running on Sept. 16. Today is the 19th. Ok then.

One of these days one of these reality chick's will do me proud and have their hustle truly together. Is it so hard to capitalize on the opportunities that are right in front of them?  There's a built in chicken head  L&HH audience ready to plunk down all of money on their EBT cards for all that spandex and lycra Brandi.

Focus!

That's why I love me some Miss Nikki Baby.  She started on the show pimping her family's clubs and quickly parlayed her fame into launching her lingerie line.

[Watermelon]

12 hours ago, OnceSane said:

That's why I love me some Miss Nikki Baby.  She started on the show pimping her family's clubs and quickly parlayed her fame into launching her lingerie line.

And it's a line that makes sense!  Of course she would sell lingerie! And I might even buy her lower end line (I won't).

[MitaJo]

On 9/5/2016 at 7:36 PM, announcergirl said:

Why does Brandi keep running and crying behind this guy?

I'm convinced she's acting. She can't possibly be that overdramatic/crazy in real life. I mean she can, but if she is, why does she even have friends? I personally wouldn't want someone like that in my life. Still, everything about her just seems like an act, like she's doing whatever she can to stay on this show. She does call herself an actress on social media.

Also, I really want Beyonce to respond to Brandi's claim that they're Ace Boom Coons, or whatever the hell Brandi and her speech impediment said.

[luckyroll3]

I'm wondering how Safaree managed to make it out of that room without a brush in his ear and a stiletto up his ass after "demanding" to have both women.  And RayJ knows he was wrong for convincing that Dummy that's what a real man would do.  See how quickly Ray told Safaree not to mention his name.  Even the other men were like, "yo, that's bad advice!" Lol!

Willie is full of shit.  Did he really think Shonda, and us, didn't know he was lying about fucking that girl?  What an idiot.  I'm glad Shonda is sticking to her guns.  She's absolutely right....she shouldn't have to fight for a man that's already hers and he shouldn't be putting her in those kinds of situations.  Cause you know he didn't cheat with that chick just once, or that she was the only one.  Fuck him girl!  Go get your life and make your Jhene Aiko-sounding music. 

Oh Brandi.  She's a hot, miscombobulated, mess.  If she says there's no session, there will be no session?  Oh really???  Cause I don't think her badly named store with the awful clothes (what was that outfit the person going on "tour" picked out?) is bringing in even a $1000 a day.  She sounds like a fucking liability for Snaggletooth's business, especially if everyone knows they might pay for a session that will get upended by his loud ass wife.  Also, what is the issue these people have with banks.  There is no reason for them to always be walking around with that kind of cash.  If they're serious about saving, but it in a fucking account! 

I don't know if Masika tried to "smash the homie" for a track, but all I can think of is how she was all over that Tiny Troll, Berg....for some tracks.  And when someone told her congrats on their baby, you know they really meant, congrats on locking down all that child support.

[OnceSane]

Episode 7:

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"Party Pooper"

A1 and Lyrica's housewarming party doesn't go well; Princess is annoyed with Ray's recent business success; and Nikki and Rosa have an awkward moment in public.  Later, Teairra must deal with legal issues.

Airs September 26, 2016.

[OnceSane]

Brandi may be batshit crazy, but I appreciate her dressing casually for her son's birthday party.  She actually looked like she could play with her son and not worry about a wardrobe malfunction.

[OnceSane]

Episode 8:

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"Forgive or Forget"

Moniece gets even with Brandi; Ray helps Safaree in his attempt to reconcile with Nikki; and Willie tries to win Shanda back.  Later, Princess' problems with her estranged father resurface during wedding planning.

Airs October 3, 2016.

[OnceSane]

Four words, Ray. "I want it all."  FOUR. WORDS.

[announcergirl]

Confession: I want Safaree.

[OnceSane]

Episode 9:

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"Retribution"

Masika and Fetty Wap have  disagreement; Nikki takes  introspective look at herself; and Brandi and Princess move forward with their plan to exact revenge on Moniece.  Later, Lyrica's mother makes an odd request for her daughter. 

Airs October 10, 2016.

[Jade Foxx]

On 10/6/2016 at 7:04 PM, announcergirl said:

Confession: I want Safaree.

Oooohh no you didn't! ?

[announcergirl]

On October 11, 2016 at 0:02 AM, Jade Foxx said:

Oooohh no you didn't! ?

I do, but luckily for me I can't afford him. No worries there. ????

[OnceSane]

Episode 10:

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"The Leak"

Moniece and Fizz catch wind of Brandi's revenge plot; and Ray J and Princess' relationship takes a turn for the worse.  Later, Lyrica's mother goes to extreme lengths to get back at A1.

Airs October 17, 2016.

[luckyroll3]

I can't believe Max has the nerve to purchase diamond-studded grills for those crooked gravestones in his mouth.

Floyd and Erica sure did do a 180 from the previous episodes.  They were trying to avoid drama all season long, now all of a sudden they're starting shit with each other and the moms?  I actually liked them, now I'm giving them the extra side-eye.

Interesting that Ray-J thinks it's wrong to release someone else's sex tape....

[sunsheyen]

The question that I was waiting for in the Fizz/Jason/Moniece sit down was "Who made it your (jason) job to put people in check?" Moniece held her calm demeanor well and slid in that official request to not release the tape and messy Mona made sure that aired. LOL

All the drama with Princess and Ray J is blah, since we know they're already married. 

Lyrica's mother is so extra. You're not only hurting him, you are taking the only means of transportation your daughter has too. I hope his mom ends up kicking her ass.

Safaree is starting to grow on me *shame*.

[Zeebreezy]

Moniece, where do I begin?  that speech she gave Fizz and in her talking head that Brandi should know that releasing a sex tape is where the line should not be crossed had me rolling my eyes so damn hard.  now I'm more of a I cant be bothered to participate in the foolishness because I never want you to have the satisfaction knowing whatever you did hurt or bothered me in the least kind of person.  so payback/revenge is not my thing.  But surely, Moniece can not think that after she told a room full of strangers about Brandi's arrest wouldn't have any repercussions?!  She wasn't thinking about Brandi's motherhood when she told that information.   I want to like Moniece because you can tell she is a sad girl that needs help,  but I cant because she is one of those people that can NEVER accept responsibility for her role in anything.  Its ALWAYS someone else's fault. All this started at the reunion a couple seasons ago where Brandi told Moniece that she wasn't a mother because she doenst take care of her son.  That is something that everyone, including Mo's own baby daddy been telling her, but somehow that got switched to I hate Brandi cus she talked bad about my son.  No she didn't she was talking about you boo!!!

 I don't think her tape should be released, not because she is a mom or any other reason other than no one deserves to be humiliated like that.  But a small part of me feels like that's what yo ass get for poking that little Chihuahua called Brandi.  You can't say and do whatever you want to people then want to cry its not fair and play the victim when they give it back to you.   You did this, You and no one else.  This whole case needs therapy but Mo especially because something inside her is hurting.  

[Jade Foxx]

On 10/18/2016 at 6:51 AM, luckyroll3 said:

can't believe Max has the nerve to purchase diamond-studded grills for those crooked gravestones in his mouth.

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE BRACES, DEAR LORDT ??

[sunsheyen]

8 hours ago, Jade Foxx said:

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE BRACES, DEAR LORDT ??

Ma'am. Braces cannot lengthen teeth to make 5 out of 8 match. 

[OnceSane]

Episode 11:

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"The Source"

Lyrica attempts to broker peace between two mothers; Moniece is bent on discovering who leaked the sex tape; and Princess has a problem with Ray J and Sonja leading up to the wedding. Later, Teairra must confront her demons.

Airs October 24, 2016.

[OnceSane]

Hazel E is back!  Now, was Masika asked back because Hazel agreed to season 3…or vice versa?  Masika on her own is boring as shit, so I wouldn't be surprised either way.

Max may only have half his teeth, but he has all his sense.  Brandi needs to not get involved with exposing sex tapes…besides, I'm sure Moniece plans on releasing it herself to make some money.  She should get about five bucks.  

[sunsheyen]

It's so sad that I couldn't remember Hazel's name until the chryon popped up. Masika is dull besides her try hard baby mama story and being a slight bit of sense as a foil to Moniece. This season is pretty dull, especially since, as I said before, there is no will they/won't they with Ray and Princess, since they've been married since before the season started. All there is to wait for now is the terms of the prenup and Princess' "businesses." Nikki and the A1/Lyrica messes were ok but still not that great since you know Nikki aint putting all her business in the street and now the moms are going to try to work together. I'm sure they'll build up a twitter/blog beef in the off season to keep themselves on the show. Willie who? Teairra why? I think this cast has pretty much run its course.

[Jade Foxx]

"Nasal-E"  *snort*

Terror Marie's court case involving an Uber driver...yeah this season is a snooze. 

Lyrica's face is too....enhanced or something. Never thought there'd be a time when sistas started fucking with their original, beautiful facial features. ?

[sunsheyen]

41 minutes ago, Jade Foxx said:

"Nasal-E"  *snort*

Terror Marie's court case involving an Uber driver...yeah this season is a snooze. 

Lyrica's face is too....enhanced or something. Never thought there'd be a time when sistas started fucking with their original, beautiful facial features. ?

See, I think Lyrica looks just like her mom. I never thought of work (call me naÏve), just figured it was whatever her daddy contributed genetically that gave them the slightest of differences.

[Jade Foxx]

1 hour ago, sunsheyen said:

See, I think Lyrica looks just like her mom. I never thought of work (call me naÏve), just figured it was whatever her daddy contributed genetically that gave them the slightest of differences.

Girl they got a 2 for 1 special! I know natural noses and cheekbones when I see em! http://www.vh1.com/news/393/clever-contouring-plastic-surgery-major-makeovers-vh1s-most-drastic-before-afters/ 

lets take a scroll...^^

Edited October 26, 2016 by Jade Foxx
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[Racj82]

11 hours ago, OnceSane said:

Hazel E is back!  Now, was Masika asked back because Hazel agreed to season 3…or vice versa?  Masika on her own is boring as shit, so I wouldn't be surprised either way.

Max may only have half his teeth, but he has all his sense.  Brandi needs to not get involved with exposing sex tapes…besides, I'm sure Moniece plans on releasing it herself to make some money.  She should get about five bucks.  

Masika had a baby by a rapper. That's why she was asked back. The only reason.

[KungFuBunny]

Princess Love…if Ray bought the trademark to your name when he got mad at you, why didn’t you have ownership transferred to you when you “made up”? Princess is really pretty but there are some shots where she has shopping bags under her eyes and looks sickly.

Nikki Baby – are we sure she hasn’t had more work done? This year, the makeup is so much heavier , the the lips look like a petrified pacifier, and the boobs look absolutely painful. If she didn’t have any other work done shouldn’t she look more “settled”?

Safaree doesn’t need to be dating anyone on the show. He should just be at every event sitting there eating as drama unfolds. He really made me crack up, when he was witness to the A1/Lyrica mama drama, both times.

Does Moniece have any kind of case regarding the sex tape against Jason Lee or anyone else? Even if it gets “leaked” as long as no one is selling it to a porn company for profit isn’t it legally allowed to be out there?

Nasal E – LOL! The anger at which she went at Masika – you done stole my Pentagon Penis. She has not moved on. So is it or is it not Fetty on her new single? Has anyone heard this song? Mariah Lynn still keeps the crown for best song with Once Upon A Time, Not Long Ago,  I Was A Ho

[luckyroll3]

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Princess Love…if Ray bought the trademark to your name when he got mad at you, why didn’t you have ownership transferred to you when you “made up”? Princess is really pretty but there are some shots where she has shopping bags under her eyes and looks sickly.

I think she looked so skinny because of all the weight she lost.  She looks like a completely different person.  Equally as gorgeous, just a lot thinner. 

I don't think I've ever laughed as much as when Princess told the lawyer she wanted alimony if Ray J ever got someone pregnant during the marriage and the lawyer deadpanned something along the lines of, "well, that's a new one."  What about when he cheats, bitch?!?  Or is having babies where you draw the line?  These women...

[sunsheyen]

maybe the transfer of the deed to Princess Love will be part of the prenup? if she can get him to propose, she should be able to get him to transfer that to her. That speaks quite a bit to his vengeful, controlling nature, and would really make me question even dating this type of person, much less marrying them. You know if they get divorced he will do everything in his petty power to ruin her life, take their future kids from her, etc. She needs to be making weekly cash advances or gold bullion purchases with the household credit card he provides and depositing the funds in a single account in her momma's name or a private trust. She has just accepted he is going to cheat, she just wants him financially punished (wrt the outside baby) if she is publicly humiliated with irrefutable evidence. Sad.

Nikki definitely had more work done with those titties looking all hard and square. "petrified pacifier" is spot on. 

I think Safaree could have his own commentary show, à la The Soup, as he eats wings and watches tv.

Edited October 27, 2016 by sunsheyen

[OnceSane]

Episode 12:

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"Matrimony"

In the third-season finale, Ray and Princess remain at odds, threatening the couple's upcoming wedding. Later, Teairra realizes the gravity of her personal and legal woes.

Airs October 31, 2016.

[Jade Foxx]

Ray and Princess' wedding...lol don't currr, I ffw'd through 90 percent of this snooze finale.

TT and Nikki looked like streetwalkers whilst having their cry session on the corner.

Please tell me those baby's teefuses aren't crooked like Max's

When will A1 and Lyrica spring for Momma Lyrica a decent wig or hair weave?

Safaree is so corny to me, ya'll

blergh

Bring on New York.

[OnceSane]

Why did everyone lie to Brandy and tell her that burnt foccacia on her head looked good?  Girl looked like a damn fool.

"I can't imagine why you think I hate you, Princess…except that I told you repeatedly that I hate you."  Whatever, Ray J's mom, whatever.

Moniece, you ain't never been about your son--as seen by getting those titties done instead of putting your titty money toward supporting him.

Safaree, what is your talent?  Looks like it's putting coconut oil on Miss Nikki Baby's models…I'm sure you'll go far.

Boring ass boring.  It's disappointing because last season was fairly fun.  

[KungFuBunny]

So Brandi (wife of xylophone teeth) calls it a pre-nuPT

So they had a party the night before the wedding? Where above Brandi tells Ray J about the pre-NUPT. Does Princess understand that a prenup occurs before a wedding otherwise it's a post-nup?

What the hell was on top of Ray J's sister Brandi's head? Was it an old arts and craft fruit basket from the 2nd grade? It was so distracting I couldn't hear one thing she said except At Last.

I heard on some YouTube review that Lyrica's mamma name is not Lyrica. She took her daughters name.

[sunsheyen]

So are we REALLY supposed to believe that Ray J, the man so vengeful that he bought the rights to Princess' name; who dabbles in many a business pot, stuff you'll NEVER hear about on this show; and Mama Norwood who is notoriously stingy got married in community property California without a pre-nupt? (I can forgive Brandi on this, although it's not the accepted pronunciation, it can be considered a correct shortened form of prenuptial) Nothing but a storyline.  Princess ain't got shit, not even her name (Tina Turner), there is no way Sonya or Ray's greedy asses are gonna let her get more than what she came from. Just like the I hate you, I accept you mess was just a storyline too. Boring as hell, big fail, Mona. If your stars get married before the season even starts, there is no need for a "will they/won't they" edit that takes up the bulk of an episode. I wish you had just scrapped that and spent their scenes tagging all the famous folk at the wedding. 

Teairra and Nikki, Hookers at the Point crying on the street corner. No. 

I didn't need a Willie and what's hername update. Don't care. I guess she needs an independent woman storyline for next season so they can have some kind of income and maybe he can move out of Fizz's place. 

Safaree was ok until that update with him being the PA on Nikki's photo shoots. If he couldn't boss up with Nikki Minaj's connections, what makes them think he is going to come up rubbing coconut oil on a instagram "model" on an abandoned Venice beach basketball court? Then that last bit of "patois" was just unintelligible gibberish, and the hood flip was just extra stupid. Go back to being drama commentary man, you're much more entertaining that way.

Moniece...ok, titties. Don't care. Why didn't we get an update on Fizz? He needs this job to take care of that baby since the Good Lotion done dried up. Maybe Mo will drag herself to NYC and mess with Richie D again. 

Masika...another don't care. 

Brandy's hair was foolishness. I did have to pause it to see how they made it look like she had some edges. She ain't had those since Thea. 

Edited November 2, 2016 by sunsheyen
correcting spelling of Brandy for clarity

[KungFuBunny]

On 10/31/2016 at 11:19 PM, Jade Foxx said:

Ray and Princess' wedding...lol don't currr, I ffw'd through 90 percent of this snooze finale.

TT and Nikki looked like streetwalkers whilst having their cry session on the corner.

Please tell me those baby's teefuses aren't crooked like Max's

When will A1 and Lyrica spring for Momma Lyrica a decent wig or hair weave?

Safaree is so corny to me, ya'll

blergh

Bring on New York.

I think we should have a vote to see who has the worst "hair" across franchises...but there are just too many candidates.

[luckyroll3]

13 hours ago, sunsheyen said:

Brandy's hair was foolishness. I did have to pause it to see how they made it look like she had some edges. She ain't had those since Thea. 

[OnceSane]

Episode 13:

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"Reunion Part 1"

Part 1 of 2. Nina Parker reunites the cast to discuss Season 3. Later, Fizz and Nikki face off; Moniece crosses a line when she attacks Brandi's family; Nikki reveals her romantic partner; and Masika threatens to leave after a surprise guest arrives.

Airs November 7, 2016.

[sunsheyen]

Maxx and Brandi and their mouths need to sit down. People need to stop paying them any mind and they won't have a storyline or place on the show.

Masika got a lot of nerve being pissed about Hazel commenting on her kid while she endorses Moniece (and talks about Brandus -- jeezus). 

Don't care about Ray J or trifling Princess. Girl, you don't got nothing else to do than worry about who's talking about Brandi? Plant a garden, start a foundation, do something. Leave the ratchet car jumper alone.

These people are pretty dull. I'm ready for more Peter Gunz babies and Steebie J foolishment. 

[OnceSane]

Episode 14:

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"Reunion Part 2"

Conclusion. The reunion continues with Masika and Hazel facing off. Later, Willie and Kyesha's texts are revealed; Rosa accuses Safaree of being cheap; and Moniece makes a shocking allegation that one of the guys has a child with a mistress.

Airs November 14, 2016.

[lasandi]

Hazel: I don't think Masika is a gold digger, I think she's a pro.

Masika: And I think your a ho.

Hazel: Alright pro. (As Masika is walking out) awwww her feelings are hurt.

 Masika: My feelings feel Ike that plastic ass body of yours, can't feel shit.

lol. I give that point to Masika

[OnceSane]

Season 4 premieres July 24, 2017!

[Cocoa Puff]

Singer Keshia Cole and her ex husband  join the new season.

http://theybf.com/2017/06/20/keyshia-cole-officially-joins-lahh-hollywood-with-boobie-gibson-–-heres-the-teaser

[luckyroll3]

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Fan favorite Teairra Mari is ready to leave her past demons behind her as she looks to the future and her triumphant comeback as an artist. With her new man “Love & Hip Hop: New York's” Cisco Rosado by her side and endless support from her friends, will 2017 be her year to shine?

Cisco!?!  Now we gotta deal with his man tears over here too??

And why do these reality now insist on having 12-15 cast members?  They are doing the same shit on Basketball Wives this season.  I can barely remember who any of them are or what they do each season, and now I'm expected to care about 15 of them?  Can they go find jobs elsewhere?

[sunsheyen]

On 6/21/2017 at 6:08 PM, luckyroll3 said:

Cisco!?!  Now we gotta deal with his man tears over here too??

And why do these reality now insist on having 12-15 cast members?  They are doing the same shit on Basketball Wives this season.  I can barely remember who any of them are or what they do each season, and now I'm expected to care about 15 of them?  Can they go find jobs elsewhere?

I guess he saw Rich and Moniece doing the crossover for extra checks and decided to get in on the action. 

I'm just wondering what color furs Safaree will bring this season. 

[OnceSane]

Episode 1:

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"Girl Fight"

Keyshia Cole confronts unresolved issues with her estranged husband; Hazel-E squares off against the haters; a new arrival turns Masika's world upside down.

Airs July 24, 2017.

[BloggerAloud]

I still can't believe that Yung Berg is the hill that Hazel-E wants to die on. Like that was years ago, he's not on the show anymore, and he is not on the show because he BEAT UP A WOMAN. I think Teirra was right that Hazel-E is really coming into this season trying to be another Miss Nikki Baby.

[Jade Foxx]

3 hours ago, BloggerAloud said:

I still can't believe that Yung Berg is the hill that Hazel-E wants to die on. Like that was years ago, he's not on the show anymore, and he is not on the show because he BEAT UP A WOMAN. I think Teirra was right that Hazel-E is really coming into this season trying to be another Miss Nikki Baby.

Nasal looks a mess. Honey, real LA girls don't rock fur in 80 degree weather. Safaree (I can't with his ass) got the memo. 

Huntington Beach, Marina del Rey, FULLERTON?? Did these bitches get kicked out of filming in LA? ?

Keyshia: zzzzz...

Masika is raw and messy, but I like her. 

Nikki Baby: Girl, why you so waxy? 

Lots of extras this season.