Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

You can have them all back. I’m on dating apps so I get them a lot. I’ve also gotten them in my Twitter DMs (IG is private). Once I went on what I thought was a really good first date and the next morning I woke up and he’d sent, forgive me, 

  Reveal spoiler

an ejaculating dick pic.

I REALLY wish men would cut that shit out.

Geez, don't even spell that out under a spoiler banner.  Once word gets around, they'll all start doing it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin does his impression of Joey: How you doin’?

[Keywestclubkid]

My dream is to be a stripper.... LOL 

[Gobi]

"What's your name?"

"Bondage. Tracy Bondage."

[Pepper Mostly]

Kevin is NOT feeling the BDSM thing. 

Every single time someone says "who's texting you?", I keep thinking "hold on, it's my P.O.!"

[Keywestclubkid]

this is MY Special DAY damn it!!!

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Geez, don't even spell that out under a spoiler banner.  Once word gets around, they'll all start doing it.

And everyone I know wonders why I'm single

Also, I worked in the medical field for more years than most of these people have been alive. I've seen it. Many times.

[Empress1]

Tracy the date has amazing hair.

[Ladystardust]

"I'll let you two come together like butt cheeks or sumthin..." Wow, I can see why Kevin is such a hit with the ladies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara’s mother’s face is a cross between a half-dead walker and a jack o’lantern.🎃

[SemiCharmedLife]

If Sara has a temper tantrum over Shawn talking to Gracie, then SHE is the one "ruining" the wedding.  Get over it, Sara.  Enjoy your day.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

My dream is to be a stripper.... LOL 

 

[LEILANI2]

Guess Brittney doesn't have any showings today?  No million dollar homes to show, she's just a mother or 3  driving around town bent out of shape over a dick pick like she's a teenager with no other responsibilities.

Edited September 17, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder how much production is paying "Tracy?"

She's got that big smile because she's finally going to be able to get her SAG card. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

For Sara and Shawn, their lives go downhill from here. Enjoy your wedding day! Or not.

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

If Sara has a temper tantrum over Shawn talking to Gracie, then SHE is the one "ruining" the wedding.  Get over it, Sara.  Enjoy your day.

And that’s his kid! He SHOULD talk to her. He should be begging to get back in her good graces.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandon is BAKED. 

[Keywestclubkid]

he really does need captions 

[Empress1]

I legit cannot understand a word Boomhauer says.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey, who is kidding who? You know that Daonte would be happy to pay the bail. In exchange for some sex.

[Gobi]

Why do they bother bleeping Blaine? No one can understand a word he says anyway.

[Empress1]

Backwards hat in an attorney’s office, and that attorney’s ponytail is KILLING ME.

Edited September 17, 2022 by Empress1

[SemiCharmedLife]

Please put dang ol' closed captioning on Boomhauer.  Can't understand a dang ol' word he is saying...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The attorney really prettied himself up to be on TV. Or not. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay is using all her flirtatious feminine charm on this lawyer, huh? 

[WaltersHair]

That lawyer has Better Call Saul written all over him

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where do they find these out of work actors lawyers?

[kacesq]

So we are to believe this chick is facing 30 years and is filming a reality show?

[OoogleEyes]

I should change my user name to BOND OUT

[Empress1]

What life has Lindsay created? Does she have a job?

[Pepper Mostly]

"The possibility of going to prison is making me question whether or not I should continue to do crimes". 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The irony of Shawn being in Loveland Ohio is not lost on me. 

[kacesq]

Ok I had to go pick up my son ...what happened at the wedding of the century?

[Keywestclubkid]

how is this dude telling her to duck the law? on television? and he is a lawyer? 

[OoogleEyes]

YOU SUCK AT THIS!

The greatest line in history 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Sara, welcome to the family. This is your life now.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where do they find these out of work actors lawyers?

You just answered your own question! Plenty of unemployed actors to go around. 

[LEILANI2]

All she has to do is live with her grandmother and daughter and get a remote job and not talk to anyone from her old life. Surely that would be easier then doing time again.

Edited September 17, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Empress1]

Did Sarah’s mother say “I’ll smack the bitch” ABOUT THE KID?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara’s mother really has a way with words.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sara's sensitivity is overwhelming. What a charming, gracious lady with such deep concern for others. She will be the greatest mom ever. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sara’s mother really has a way with words.

She’s all class, that one.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Backwards hat in an attorney’s office, and that attorney’s ponytail is KILLING ME.

You mean the attorney who needs his calculator to figure out one-quarter of THIRTY?

[Ladystardust]

My family is batshit crazy like this. This is why I got married in Vegas.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

how is this dude telling her to duck the law? on television? and he is a lawyer? 

Oh honey. He's a lawyer and I'm Miss Universe. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

YOU SUCK AT THIS!

The greatest line in history 

He joins sweet, dumb Haley's lawyer, who told her to "lose this guy" when she asked his advice about giving $$$$ to her incarcerated "boyfriend". 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Countdown to Eric being a total shitweasel. 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Eric is thrilled to hear the baby news.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ok I had to go pick up my son ...what happened at the wedding of the century?

A lot of drunk rednecks and ex cons mistook it for a Jerry Springer episode. A splendid time was had by all. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, candall said:

You mean the attorney who needs his calculator to figure out one-quarter of THIRTY?

And makes it as complex as possible because he doesn't realize he could have divided by 4? I'm surprised he didn't take off his shoes so he could use his toes. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, candall said:

You mean the attorney who needs his calculator to figure out one-quarter of THIRTY?

AND HE DID LIKE SIX CALCULATIONS TO GET THERE.