Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[JenE4]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Will we be wearing wedding attire next week or will they drag it out even longer?  I need to know whether wedding lashes need to be purchased.

If you're not wearing tarantula lashes 24/7, you are doing something wrong. Just wear your best cold-shoulder top, and you'll be good either way.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies, everyone get back to the block.  The cell doors are about to close.  You don't want to miss bed check.  

Until next week, heed the advice of Kevin's t-shirt:  Stay ace, stay crispy, stay elegant!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Destinie vows to make Shawn pay on his wedding day. Brittany and Marcelino are at a shocking crossroads. Kevin’s mom grills Tiffany. Chazz makes a move. An unexpected obstacle threatens Britney’s big day. Tayler’s wedding plans hit a snag.

Original air date 2022.09.02

Destinie is yet again a blowhard. Check that off your list.  The show has dragged out Shawn's wedding so long, Sara may give birth at the altar. 

Brittanzzzzzz goes for her Emmy while Marcie tries to convince us that this storyline is real.  

Will Kevin's mom give us more of her biblical pearls of wisdom?  Or will she ask why anyone would want to be with her buffoon of a son? 

Hopefully Chazz makes a move back home and stops trying make something happen with his wife who is clearly repulsed by the very thought of his touch. 

Britney gets her wedding.  Let's all hope that Tayler realizes she has attempted to hitch herself to a sinking ship and hers does not happen. 

[OoogleEyes]

I must have fallen asleep last week because I am appalled by the fact that there's a Kevin, Jr.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We met Kevin Jr. back when Kevin was first introduced and didn't see him again until this time. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Peeking through the Bean Slot (yes I am up on some prison slang thank you google :P) ... ready for the doors to swing open and the show to begin :) 

[WaltersHair]

Stay Crispy? Is this some new thing I missed like She Hulk?

[Gobi]

Will Disinter get money from Shawn? Will Shawn recognize his kids? Will his ex get pregnant at the wedding? Maybe the answers will come tonight.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm ready for the nuptials, sporting a fresh butterfly tattoo and tarantulashes.  I'm hoping the dress code is casual, since I wore my white sweat pants...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Stay ace, stay crispy, stay elegant! was on the back of Kevin's t-shirt.  Because he's never met a free t-shirt that he wouldn't wear. 

[Gobi]

"Do you take this $140,000.00 restitution judgment to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ray was almost animate during that proposal.  

[OoogleEyes]

These types of pep talks rarely turn out well.

[Gobi]

"How about a butterfly that's taking morphine?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I'm here to offer emotional support to all of you, and let you know that you are a boss and your husbands are all worthless pieces of shit who don't deserve you. Go get yourself a new tattoo and a shot of Jack. You fucking deserve it. 

[Floatingbison]

I'm here and my butterfly tattoo is ready to morph

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just got back from getting my I Hate Marce tattoo and I’m ready to rumble.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"How about a butterfly that's taking morphine?"

I did actually think that they said that 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"How about a butterfly that's taking morphine?"

As long as the butterfly sports a word balloon that says "stay ace, stay crispy, stay elegant" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney got a better acting coach this season.

Edited September 3, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

Brittany, remember drama is motion,, and motion is drama.  Now do a sad clown face.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brittany get a better acting coach this season.

She just needs her posse and a tattoo gun full of ink. God will do the rest. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The producers signed on to the charade.

[Keywestclubkid]

LOL they rolling up on him Cheaters style 

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is everyone chasing him down like he's Richard Kimball? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

We know its fakery if Marcelino is trying to ditch the producers.  They are the ones with the paycheck!

[Empress1]

Friends, my health thing went well. Not out of the woods quite yet, so keep the good thoughts coming.

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Will Shawn recognize his kids?

The way Shawn has treated his kids makes me legitimately angry. Last week when Kelly was crying talking about "you ditched our kids for inmates and now you're acting brand new with this new baby you have coming," I was nodding along with her. Also he just lies for the sake of lying. I hate him.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The producers signed on to the charade.

They know what side their bread is buttered on. 

[goofygirl]

Marcellino is STILL playing poker!!  I wonder if Brittany knows??  Or is she just spending her $$$ on MORE tattoos??

Oh hell to naw....  Destinie didn't tell her Parole Officer she's going out of state??  This is not looking good for old craycray, is it?

Edited September 3, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marce doesn’t want to compete with a woman for Britt’s attention. Zzzzzzzz

[candall]

Oh, good.  You're here!  Last night I live-chatted the first 20 minutes of Roommates all by myself and that's no fun at all.

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I'm suspicious they tossed in the Ray & Brittney footage so the villagers wouldn't riot about Marcellino & Britzzzz.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh God they are gonna pull the she cheats on him cause she thinks he cheated and he really didn't thing arnt they 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Friends, my health thing went well. Not out of the woods quite yet, so keep the good thoughts coming.

The way Shawn has treated his kids makes me legitimately angry. Last week when Kelly was crying talking about "you ditched our kids for inmates and now you're acting brand new with this new baby you have coming," I was nodding along with her. Also he just lies for the sake of lying. I hate him.

Good to hear! You hang in there. We got you. 

And Shawn? Around my way we'd say "he thinks he's a hot shit in a champagne glass, but he's a cold turd in a Dixie cup".

[Auntie Anxiety]

The high school gym wasn’t available so they decided to rent this place for the wedding of the century. Kelly and the kids will be impressed.

[OoogleEyes]

Who is watching the kids?

[Gobi]

I thought this should be retitled Life After Fuck-Up, but the fuck-up never ends.

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG I want her mom to find a gay friend to fix that hair 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Oh, good.  You're here!  Last night I live-chatted the first 20 minutes of Roommates all by myself and that's no fun at all.

I just ran across that show. Is it a ripoff of LOL or the other way around?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why am I not surprised at the state of Kathy's boyfriend?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah’s not-really-stepfather/guy who has sex with her mother is hoping for an open bar.

[candall]

Pardon me?  Who's this toothless fucker?

[WaltersHair]

Oh look. Joe Walsh showed up to the wedding!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Marce doesn’t want to compete with a woman for Britt’s attention. Zzzzzzzz

Some intern was tidying up the supply closet and stumbled on some old plots.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I just ran across that show. Is it a ripoff of LOL or the other way around?

It’s fanfuckingtastic, is what it is.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Pardon me?  Who's this toothless fucker?

Sarah's stepdad. Or all of them, actually.

Edited September 3, 2022 by Gobi

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel like that wedding has stumbled into Deliverance territory 

[Empress1]

When THIS friend, with this neck tattoo, thinks you’re making a bad decision, you’re making a bad decision.

[candall]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I just ran across that show. Is it a ripoff of LOL or the other way around?

It's another Matt Sharp Production.  It's bananas, but can they make a go of LAL without the romance element?

[Keywestclubkid]

those eyebrows tho Good God 

[Empress1]

Also Destinie threw that ring at him so I don’t know what she’s talking about.