Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[SemiCharmedLife]

8 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Guys, I haven't been able to get it out of my head all week that Kevin told his girlfriend and date:  "I'll let you two get together like buttcheeks or sumthin'"

-Is this something people really say?

-WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT FIRST??

-WHY???

I'm sorry, it's just been randomly popping into my head all week and I need it to stop.
 

Not until now! 😉

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It is very cool and autumn-y here. Some might say cold. I am appreciating all my warm cozy blankets and anticipating your clever quips! Hope you have all had a good week!

I'm jealous! It was 96 here today 🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Guys, I haven't been able to get it out of my head all week that Kevin told his girlfriend and date:  "I'll let you two get together like buttcheeks or sumthin'"

Kevin, a raconteur for the ages. The ghosts of Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw and Dorothy Parker are all wringing their ghostly hands in envy that they never, on this earthly plane, thought of anything so witty. 

[lamujerdecente]

Chazz is a terrible mess of needy HAM but BrandFlake high AF looked everyone of her 40 something years and then some in that natural lighting. GURL. Them sex work days are drying up... U didn't think this through Boo. 

Using Folks is using folks no matter how needy, HAM, mealy mouthed, sex drive of a hangry chihuahua sex drive mess a person is BrandYHIGHAF 

I did not need that Caveman meets Danity Kane left in the microwave- GURL DID U NOT MATCH THE FOUNDATION IN THE LIGHT Porn but yet here I am sipping my second drink telling my son we will continue the Edgar Allen Poe Vincent Prince Marathon after Mommie is done with LOL and her Bunkies. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

HI Bunkies,  just chillin' here in my cell with some prison hooch.  Dyin' for a brontosaurus burger but having to settle for ramen and beef sticks...

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I went with the Alfredo, it's a classic and of course the wings

Is it the classic strip club recipe Alfredo? 

1 minute ago, lamujerdecente said:

Caveman meets Danity Kane left in the microwave

HAHAHAHAHA, that's great, show hasn't even started yet and I am DEAD.

[Ladystardust]

Whoever called said Branwin has a hair volcano last week was spot on.

[Pepper Mostly]

Branwin is fucking BAKED. 

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Whoever called said Branwin has a hair volcano last week was spot on.

A prophet whomever said it.

Edited September 24, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[Ladystardust]

I can't remember what women on TV look like without fake lashes anymore.

[Pepper Mostly]

No, you don't "sneak around" Branwin. You've just had a headache for the last three months. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I can't remember what women on TV look like without fake lashes anymore.

Hopefully it won't rub off on us...We may be sporting 2 inch lashes to the supermarket next week!

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Branwin is fucking BAKED. 

That BISH is OVER COOKED. JERKY. DONE. 12 HOURS AGO. But there is Chazz. Still chasing. Still begging. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I penciled a Marilyn Monroe beauty mark on my upper lip and I’m ready for Chazz to be dumped.

[LEILANI2]

Those lashes on both of them are ridiculous, I thought I was watching some Snapped Clown Murder when I turned to WE.

Edited September 24, 2022 by LEILANI2

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't remember Tawny- would she be a good fit for Chazz, cuz Branwin sure isn't.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte’s mother should not let him out of her sight.

[LEILANI2]

I'm gonna need to turn in whatever bank/mortage broker gave a loan to a bank robber.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I penciled a Marilyn Monroe beauty mark on my upper lip and I’m ready for Chazz to be dumped.

It doesn't count unless it extends an inch past your lip...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those pictures that Brawnwin posted weren’t photoshopped or anything, right?

[LEILANI2]

Is 'Tawny' code for producer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, Daonte, who could blame you for not wanting to leave your woman with a smoking' hot slab of man like Blaine? Between his easy charm and devastating good looks and rapier wit and towering intellect....

Wait.

[candall]

"As long as I've known Branwyn, she's always been honest and aboveboard with me, so I've decided to trust her on this escort thing."

--Chazz, famous last words

[Floatingbison]

extended stay Chazz...what girl doesnt want to hear that

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Chazz got busted by someone with an IQ of 80.

[SemiCharmedLife]

His "marriage?"  It was nothing more than a prison scam, dude.

[lamujerdecente]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I can't remember what women on TV look like without fake lashes anymore.

I am high not in the ceiling of Heaven like BrandieFlake but this is straight FACTS. The other day I was watching a youtuber and she put on regular mascara no lashes and it took me a minute to find what was missing. LASHES. Spider ones. She just put on regular mascara.  That's how MUCH they have become. Or I just watch a lot of trashy shows. I do. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hopefully it won't rub off on us...We may be sporting 2 inch lashes to the supermarket next week!

I cannot even imagine what I would do if confronted by a set of those lashes in the wild. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder why Branwin can't even think straight.  Hmmm.

[kacesq]

This man has no balls. He’s apologizing to this idiot?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin is so happy to have a way out of this mess and make it look like she’s the victim.

[kacesq]

That TH looks is horrific. Oh God...the caterpillar lashes...

[LEILANI2]

Couldn't all of this been done via text.

[kacesq]

Branwin really thought that lie thru, huh?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Branwin, no one is believing this bs story...except maybe Chazz.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those pictures that Brawnwin posted weren’t photoshopped or anything, right?

And the earth is flat. The moon landing was faked. And Elvis is working at a 7-11 in Duluth, 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin, call the cops and tell them you’re being stalked. And then make Chazz pay you to drop charges.

[LEILANI2]

They're using the Mahogany runs away from Ben script.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh Branflake, we see right through you. You were looking for an out, and now you found an out. I wouldn't be surprised if you asked Tawny to send a message to Chazz, so you could create an out of your marriage with Chazz.

[Floatingbison]

watch out, Chazz is a simmering volcano of emotion

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder why Branwin can't even think straight.  Hmmm.

To be fair, she probably hasn't been able to think straight since 2009.

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Couldn't all of this been done via text.

Yet another meeting that could have been an email. 

[Floatingbison]

PUPPY!  In DA HOUSE!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz can channel his sadness into a new garage band song. “Sucks to be Me” comes to mind as a possible title.

[Floatingbison]

ummm, those matching shirts.....any clue?  Bueller?

[Gobi]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those pictures that Brawnwin posted weren’t photoshopped or anything, right?

Perish the thought!

[Empress1]

Chazz is so pitiful.

[Floatingbison]

This bunch never saw a t shirt that couldnt be improved with a message on it

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

ummm, those matching shirts.....any clue?  Bueller?

I'm trying to figure that out too!

[LEILANI2]

Puppy is 37 and still rocking that 'cholo' look from the 70s.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

watch out, Chazz is a simmering volcano of emotion

He'll draw inspiration for his next songs from this period of emotional upheaval. You know, like Eric Clapton and "Layla".