Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Floatingbison]

Those jackets....even the bikers down at the Straight Satans clubhouse thought they were in poor taste.

[Gobi]

Shawn looks pregnant.

Ooh, the old bait and switch!

Edited August 27, 2022 by Gobi

[Ladystardust]

Does Destiny have a tattoo that says "disaster" on her arm? Well, you can't say she didn't warn you, I guess.

[OoogleEyes]

DAMN YOU TO HELL, SHOW!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kelly, what the hell did you ever see in Shawn? What does anyone see in Shawn? Destinie sees money that doesn’t exist.

Edited August 27, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

JESUS KELLY SHAWN HAS NO PANTS ON YOU ARE PROBABLY PREGNANT ALREADY.

[Keywestclubkid]

where's the kids? LOL im sure thats something he has never asked before 

[Floatingbison]

Do not adjust your flatscreen settings...that's her actual hair coloring.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shawn wasn't expecting anyone.  He always keeps a camera crew around when he showers. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn: I think about the kids all the time. How many did we have?

[Keywestclubkid]

cause a new baby to replace them?? LORD you think that THATS the only issue here? 

[Empress1]

Shawn is such a piece of shit.

[Gobi]

Shawn was a bad father?  Quelle surprise!

[candall]

I'm spending this pointless argument time wondering how ex-wifey gets her hair so VIVID, one color after another.  Does that dye not tear up your hair?

[Keywestclubkid]

I think shes more upset that he had a baby with someone else then her kids are upset that he's having another baby .. im sure they are 100% thinking he is gonna fuck that kid over like he did them ..

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kelly, my sons felt the same way. Their father went on to have four more kids. They figured they weren’t good enough.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Shawn was a bad father?  Quelle surprise!

Well, I for one am shocked. 

[Gobi]

Time for a nap.

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh his dirty feet in that bed

[Ladystardust]

Just now, candall said:

I'm spending this pointless argument time wondering how ex-wifey gets her hair so VIVID, one color after another.  Does that dye not tear up your hair?

Her roots look dark so the bleach she would need to use in order to get those colors is what would tear her hair up. I'm surprised it's not in worse shape too.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shawn wants us to feel sorry for him because he was a shitty father.  Okay . . . that tracks with what a shitty father he is. Won't somebody think of Shawn?  It's so tough on him. 
<PPAL risks dying of terminal eyeroll>

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

What custom phrase are you going to get across the back?

Desperate and Delusional

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shouldn’t Brittany be having this tattoo session in her real estate office? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

I'm spending this pointless argument time wondering how ex-wifey gets her hair so VIVID, one color after another.  Does that dye not tear up your hair?

Maybe she's on Instagram. You could DM her! New side hustle for Kelly, I'm sure that the swing shift at Arby's doesn't cover all the bills. 

[lamujerdecente]

This Chaz scene is the cringe in CRINGE. Hey Loves! its been awhile. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany, get home. Mama's hammered. 

[Floatingbison]

I couldn't image being that emotionally shut down.  I get excited about EVERYTHING

[Keywestclubkid]

that wasn't a set up call at all... everything about this is just fake and set up 

[Floatingbison]

I have a lust for life.

[Ladystardust]

Did anyone else see the sign on the Thai massage shop next door? It said "NO HAPPY ENDINGS" right on the door. They must be in the nice part of town.

[JenE4]

They're drinking in the back room of a tattoo shop?! That sounds sanitary.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

*Yawn* I prefer they insert these Brit/Marcelino segments in the middle of the episode. That's about when I need to refresh my drink and get more snacks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t even care enough about Britt and Marce to snark.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shouldn’t Brittany be having this tattoo session in her real estate office? 

She wants a nice tasteful boob butterfly in the cutout area of her top. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Did anyone else see the sign on the Thai massage shop next door? It said "NO HAPPY ENDINGS" right on the door. They must be in the nice part of town.

A fitting motto for this show.

[Keywestclubkid]

but they were in fact NOT done ....

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I couldn't image being that emotionally shut down.  I get excited about EVERYTHING

SAME. I'm extra as fuck and excitable. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

A fitting motto for this show.

Along with "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here". 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

but they were in fact NOT done ....

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe she's on Instagram. You could DM her! New side hustle for Kelly, I'm sure that the swing shift at Arby's doesn't cover all the bills. 

I was considering some electric blue strands.

And then I remembered:  I'm old.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants a nice tasteful boob butterfly in the cutout area of her top. 

Or an enormous diamond...

or a teardrop by her eye...

or an upside down umbrella to catch the teardrop...

carry on ...

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants a nice tasteful boob butterfly in the cutout area of her top. 

Or the cutouts of her standard wardrobe of cold-shoulder tops.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

SAME. I'm extra as fuck and excitable. 

I'm the opposite.  I always thought they would hate me if I were ever on a competitive reality show because I don't think I could jump up and down with excitement every time they announce something to the group.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh here we go Daonte ......

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte has no idea what he’s in for. Lindsey is a pro. She’ll eat him up alive without him even realizing it.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I was considering some electric blue strands.

And then I remembered:  I'm old.

I see old ladies with colors in their hair and they look awesome! My salon does a lot of vivid colors (I've been known to have purple or blue hair at times) and I've seen several senior ladies rocking pink or blue streaks.

[Keywestclubkid]

You are running from warrants ... lol you are gonna see that again 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I was considering some electric blue strands.

And then I remembered:  I'm old.

So what? Rock it! 

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Did anyone else see the sign on the Thai massage shop next door? It said "NO HAPPY ENDINGS" right on the door. They must be in the nice part of town.

Note to self:  cross this Thai massage parlor off my list of places to visit

[Gobi]

"I don't like metal cutlery." What the actual spork?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Or an enormous diamond...

or a teardrop by her eye...

or an upside down umbrella to catch the teardrop...

carry on ...

a dollar sign on her neck . . . 

a misspelled, backwards face tattoo representing somewhere she once lived . . . 

the names of every person she has ever known that has died . . . 

Marcie's face . . . 

Her kids' incorrect birthdates . . .