Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[LEILANI2]

Late to the party, but I think this Chazz is more dangerous then the felon.

[Floatingbison]

Heavy metal god Chazz quoting Alanis Morrisette

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Chazz. The rug is appearing in 3.....2.....1

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Heavy metal god Chazz quoting Alanis Morrisette

Just wait until he drags out John Denver or Lionel Richie. 

[Keywestclubkid]

This guy is gonna be CRUSHED 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“The caveman learned how to domesticate tiny dogs which helped him to ward off rats and other vermin.”

I have two dogs standing on me as I type this

[SemiCharmedLife]

"I'm just waiting for the rug to be pulled out from under me."

Won't be long now, Chazz.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aha. Branwin is in prison through no fault of her own.

[LEILANI2]

Chazz gives me feminine vibes.

[Pepper Mostly]

HOLY SHIT GET A LOAD OF AARON. And we thought KEVIN was ugly. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Methhead ex bf with the scabs on his face girl 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aha. Branwin is in prison through no fault of her own.

It wasn't even her jacket!

And she had no idea how that refrigerator got there. 

[goofygirl]

Lawdy!  This daylight savings time is doing a number on my television viewing!  When it's still light outside, I feel like ..... it's time to be excited about the outdoors! Anyhoo. what did I miss??

Looks like old Cro-magnon ONE won Tiffany.  Jeebus.  Tiffany!  What a trip!  Her teeth look okay.  It's that dumbass diamond tattoo on her chest that's off putting.

Edited April 9, 2022 by goofygirl

[SemiCharmedLife]

Bunkies, I'm going to be forced out of the Love After Lockup viewer closet in a few minutes when my hubby gets home.  Our upstairs tv is broken.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It wasn't even her jacket!

And she had no idea how that refrigerator got there. 

See what had happened was...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I will die laughing if Antoine takes off with her car while she's inside. 

Of course he'll run out of gas during a high speed chase . . . again.

Tiffany remembered she is paroled to caveman #1's house.  That's why she called him.  If she doesn't stay at his house, she'll be sent back to prison. 

[LEILANI2]

How long has she been prison, she looks pretty good for someone who's been locked up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Bunkies, I'm going to be forced out of the Love After Lockup viewer closet in a few minutes when my hubby gets home.  Our upstairs tv is broken.

Stay strong. We're here for you. 

[Gobi]

"At one point I had 300 stamps. And that's not counting my tramp stamp."

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Of course he'll run out of gas during a high speed chase . . . again.

Tiffany remembered she is paroled to caveman #1's house.  That's why she called him.  If she doesn't stay at his house, she'll be sent back to prison. 

Uh huh.... I totally missed that llittle nugget of information!

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Bunkies, I'm going to be forced out of the Love After Lockup viewer closet in a few minutes when my hubby gets home.  Our upstairs tv is broken.

We can put money on your books…send you ramen

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Anyhoo. what did I miss??

That’s cute.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"At one point I had 300 stamps. And that's not counting my tramp stamp."

And now I'm dead

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie, I’ll buy a clue for you.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Damn, Indie, get some self respect.

Yolanda, come and get your babies.

[Gobi]

Looks like Indie is no longer wild about Harry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, how did the spiritual advisor not see Terri being the picture?

[Keywestclubkid]

Shocked! SHOCKED I tell you … and this chicken head thinks he won’t cheat on her 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda smells a rat.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, looks like Harry is another Devil Dick. She lost her job to bang him. Jesus. 

[goofygirl]

Oh Indie.... Did the psychic not TELL you things were gonna be rocky with Harry??  The girl is a total dipsy doodle.  Her Mom needs to come on to Ohio and take Indie's daughter back home with her.  This is some sheeeiiittt.... And lookie!!! Mom's on the phone RIGHT NOW!!!

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait, how did the spiritual advisor not see Terri being the picture?

The answer was hazy and she forgot to ask again.

[kacesq]

Oh this chick was a resident supervisor? Good Lord how desperate are these women?

and maybe Harry should try to better himself with the same focus as he uses to get his cut eyebrows *just right* ...

[Keywestclubkid]

We’re adjusting lol girl he cheated that’s not adjusting 

[Doublemint]

Supervisor in a half way house and she was attracted to Harry?   WHY? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yolanda smells a rat.

Across state lines. 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

No no girl you put your daughter in that position… you did that not him 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Terri=Harry’s second mother 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Indie feels bad for her child because she loves Poppy Daddy.   FFS her child does not really love this fool.  She doesn't know him; she is doing what she thinks will make her mother happy. 

[Maybeitsme]

So Terri worked at a hallway house and still fell for the game? Lost her job? 

No, this doesn't make any sense. Harry ain't all that

[kacesq]

Dear TLC...we don’t need a sequel to Mumbles. Please no more of Harry. And hey Terri? Get over yourself. You know he’s sleeping with Indie so you’re not superior in any way. He’s playing both of you.

[goofygirl]

Oh Ricky, Ricky, Ricky..... RaeDean is just using you and your debit card for shit her "true love" whatsherface can't provide.  You need to catch a clue sir.

[Floatingbison]

what did he do at every party?  did I hear that right?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

Dear TLC...we don’t need a sequel to Mumbles. Please no more of Harry. And hey Terri? Get over yourself. You know he’s sleeping with Indie so you’re not superior in any way. He’s playing both of you.

The way you get him is the way you gonna lose him is all I’m saying 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

So Terri worked at a hallway house and still fell for the game? Lost her job? 

No, this doesn't make any sense. Harry ain't all that

And she's blaming Harry for the loss of her job.  I don't think he kidnapped her...she made her own choices.  Breaking the rules AND cheating with a con.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick is convinced that Raydean will realize that she’s better off with him. 💵💳💰

Antoine needs to know where the nearest cannabis dispensary is before he can relax.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think Lacey is going to get tired of Junior real fast.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey is just all aswoon at Antoine's chivalry. 

[Keywestclubkid]

When you’re a man you stay closest  to the door .. we’ll chivalry ain’t dead it’s just been locked up 

[Floatingbison]

I don't get this at all, this guy has the sex appeal and charisma of a toilet seat.  He must be packing heat down there, if you get my meaning.