Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

Antoine really looks like a winner, no?  Are the pickings really that slim out here in the real world???

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chazz has PATSY tattooed on his forehead.

🎶He falls to pieeeeeeces🎶

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

jesus to fuck, now Chazz just bummed me out and made me feel bad for my snarkitude.

Don't do that to yourself.  Snark on friend!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaylah is getting a “I’m sorry if you felt disrespected” apology, which is no apology at all.

[hookedontv]

I hate this prick. 

[Gobi]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have an asshole!

[Nuccganggang]

they’re STILL fighting about the fucking stove?! 

[Maybeitsme]

I feel disrespected

[Empress1]

See - “we’ve dedicated so much time to each other.” Sunk cost.

[goofygirl]

Martel, you are a PRINCE among men!  Jeebus. What an ass.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hahahahahahaha, Tiffany calls Kevin and feeds him a line and he rushes back to pick her up. I am DEAD. He is such a chump.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

See - “we’ve dedicated so much time to each other.” Sunk cost.

Kaylah needs to realize that every minute she continues with Martel is ANOTHER minute wasted and leave now!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

See - “we’ve dedicated so much time to each other.” Sunk cost.

“This slot machine is going to pay out any minute now.”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If I took a drink every time these two said disrespected, I would be on the floor faster than caveman #2 when he got punched. by Caveman #1.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I feel disrespected

We all do, after this week's episode 

[Gobi]

Who will win Tiff's heart, Alley Oop or Turock Son of Stone?

[Doublemint]

So, he went to jail at age 26 and is now 38.  But, he's still 26 in his interrupted life.  He's not backing down for anyone.  

[goofygirl]

Poor Judge Toler.  She must be broke!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine looks like the UPS guy.

When did face tattoos become so important?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Me watching the commercials:  Damn, they show some real garbage on wetv.

Me also: Don't bother me!  I'm watching LAL!!!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yeah, he doesn't seem into her...

[Empress1]

Dude has Lego hair.

[Gobi]

Does his face tattoo say "Bend over"?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I feel disrespected

Well, I'll apologize if you want, but you're disrespecting me by saying you feel disrespected so apologize already!

[Floatingbison]

Camo shirt, forehead tattoo, and stories about his criminal exploits...this guy has it all!

Snohomish, Washington State.  Why am I not surprised!  Washington has a pretty good underclass.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine is definitely going down the straight and narrow now that he’s got Lacey in his corner. Or maybe not so much.

[Floatingbison]

This guy simultaneously looks 28 and 45 years old.

[Doublemint]

 

she's nervous!   I'd be nervous too, maybe he'll steal her car.

[OoogleEyes]

I've been caught with a cellphone...once or a hundred 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Well, this dude is definitely going back. I hope Lacey isn't getting used to having him around.

[Nuccganggang]

this founding father looking idiot couldn’t be more repulsed by lacey

[Maybeitsme]

How exactly does one "do the most" and "turn up" while in prison? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"My love for Lacey is, you know, genuine. Plus I need a place to live"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany, Curtis took a punch for you. You and your diamond chest tattoo owe him.

[Gobi]

I would not have thought that one could grow a beard on a glass jaw.

[Floatingbison]

Tiffany's diamond tattoo.... is that her version of a pearl necklace?

 

 

Yes, I went there.

Edited April 2, 2022 by Floatingbison

[goofygirl]

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!! He wants to be her "rock"...  Guess he's gonna get a job at the grocery store.

And now silly girl who has cro-magnon's fighting over her dumbass.  Maybe she's gonna get it ON with silly old whatshisface camaro guy.  She a winna!

Yep, you a dumbass if you go back there cro-magnon man.  You are a dipsy doodle. Keep driving dumbass, leave her dumb ass sitting on the curb. She'll find the Uber driver really cute.  Leave her ass there.  But you're SUCH a moron, you are going back to pick her up.  Asswipe.

 

The sheer stupidity of these people piss me off.

Edited April 2, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Curtis’s little elf ears. I just can’t stop laughing.

[Empress1]

Damn, Curtis got his jaw rocked AND got dumped? Tough day.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sad caveman 😭

[SemiCharmedLife]

Not another blow for Curtis!!!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

This guy simultaneously looks 28 and 45 years old.

[Pepper Mostly]

"When you're in prison and all these people are talking to you..." I cannot EVEN. You poor innocent babe in the woods. 

Poor old Caveman Curtis gets a punch to the jaw, a possible head injury, a lame excuse and a side hug. He's just comic relief. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany has found her very short knight in shining armor.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Not another blow for Curtis!!!

Not if Tiffany has anything to say about it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Curtis taking all the hits today.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Curtis’s little elf ears. I just can’t stop laughing.

And he wears his hat OVER them!

[hookedontv]

Ava looks like a really cute kid. Another innocent pulled into this nonsense. It’s a shame. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Seeing you fight for me really put things into perspective" 

And Kevin buys it. Of course he does. 

[Floatingbison]

I can't decide who I despise more, Mama June or kody from Sister Wives.