Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Elizzikra]

Wait - who is the person following Bree? The one that looks like they have baby carrots sticking out of their braids?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Wait - who is the person following Bree? The one that looks like they have baby carrots sticking out of their braids?

Dead. Absolutely deceased.

[Gobi]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Wait - who is the person following Bree? The one that looks like they have baby carrots sticking out of their braids?

One of the brothers?

[WaltersHair]

I could never be a hairdresser because those HEADS freak me out

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Even though it didn’t happen on camera, can we count the couple that got impregnated in a prison broom closet with sperm passed off by the vending machine? Lamar and…I can’t remember the lady’s name, but she was  Mormon and somehow had very normal, sensible, bright children despite being a disaster herself.

Oh, I think Lamar and Andrea actually did the deed in that broom closet love shack. It was weird creepy dude who wanted to mail vials of his sperm to his prison honey so she'd get pregnant and get out of jail. Hahahaha.

[Empress1]

“Work on it?” Be on time. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

She didn’t expect Andy to be quite so handsome.

he's catnip to the ladies

 

[Keywestclubkid]

creepy following her around ... get a life 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

creepy following her around ... get a life 

“I ain’t got nothing but time.” Get a job? A hobby?

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

he's catnip to the ladies

 

Wherever he goes, one can hear the gentle rustle of panties hitting the ground.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I am DYING for her to change her wig. She’s got to have another one. That wig hurst each and every one of my feelings.

And she seems to have lost those blonde thingies at the front of her head!  I think they were fake "edges"??

[Elizzikra]

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Ooh, commercial! Who has anecdotes? Has everyone had a good week? We got some lovely green beans at the farm so I've made Nicoise salad every night this week. 

Moved my daughter back to college; out of the dorm this year into her first apartment!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

“I ain’t got nothing but time.” Get a job? A hobby?

maybe someone of their own LOL 

[Pepper Mostly]

Do any of these fools know what its like to work in a restaurant? You have no idea when you'll get out! One late party could keep you for an hour. Then you have to cash out, do your side work, clean up. These people are WACK.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ooh, commercial! Who has anecdotes? Has everyone had a good week? We got some lovely green beans at the farm so I've made Nicoise salad every night this week. 

I love farmer's market day.

Speaking of, I've been eating a lot of fruit lately. We chuckle when our 600lb Lifers lose 10 lbs at a weigh-in. Oh ho! we chuckle, they could lose 10 lbs with a good shit!

Bunkies, and my Pounder Pals, the just needed to eat a bowl of cherries before seeing Dr. Now. My digestive tract has never been slicker 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

“I ain’t got nothing but time.” Get a job? A hobby?

Meanwhile she's working and going to school. Sheesh.

[JenE4]

This “private eye” over here might want to go into the hair dressing school and have that look taken care of. certainly even the first day students can do something about that wonky pigtail.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Moved my daughter back to college; out of the dorm this year into her first apartment!

Oh that's so exciting for her! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been practicing my plastic string (aka gimp) box stitch so I can teach it to my grandkids when they visit in a couple of weeks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I love farmer's market day.

Speaking of, I've been eating a lot of fruit lately. We chuckle when our 600lb Lifers lose 10 lbs at a weigh-in. Oh ho! we chuckle, they could lose 10 lbs with a good shit!

Bunkies, and my Pounder Pals, the just needed to eat a bowl of cherries before seeing Dr. Now. My digestive tract has never been slicker 

I love love love those tiny clementines and eat them by the handful. And avocados. A clean colon is a happy colon. I can't wait to get my mitts on some fresh figs. Yummy little colon sweepers. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been practicing my plastic string (aka gimp) box stitch so I can teach it to my grandkids when they visit in a couple of weeks.

Oh man, I used to do that at camp!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Moved my daughter back to college; out of the dorm this year into her first apartment!

I really love these baby steps!

[Eldemarge]

I'm trying to be more "body positive" now so I identified a body part I like on myself (shoulders) and I ordered myself a strapless top.  It hasn't come in yet but... then I have to get up the nerve to wear it out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, time for the explosive diarrhea segment

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it is! Crossover! Savannah wants to poop! Stand back!

[Keywestclubkid]

Savanna you wanna know where the day ISNT gonna take you? to get married 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love love love those tiny clementines and eat them by the handful. And avocados. A clean colon is a happy colon. I can't wait to get my mitts on some fresh figs. Yummy little colon sweepers. 

omg CLEMENTINES

[Pepper Mostly]

Tim wore his best wife beater to meet Savannah. Classy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah needs answers for why Jake isn’t rushing to marry her. She really needs to buy some self-respect.

[goofygirl]

And THIS one!!!  Can't she meet somebody with all her acting abilities??  She literally said, " I POOP when I get nervous"....  Lawd.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Savanna you wanna know where the day ISNT gonna take you? to get married 

YOU AIN’T RIGHT

[Pepper Mostly]

SAVANNAH SIT UP STRAIGHT!

[WaltersHair]

MTV Jersey Shore reject

[Keywestclubkid]

did he not have a shirt with sleeves to be on tv?

[Floatingbison]

holy cow... I look up and the TV screen and . . . . anteater

 

[Ladystardust]

Did he get that hat from Gino?

[Eldemarge]

The white tank top in a restaurant look isn't "giving."

Like cover your pits and chest hair, sir, people are there to eat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Savannah, you need to read the room better.

[Keywestclubkid]

lol hes like is this cops? am I gonna get arrested? I got drugs on me gotta ditch em 

[Pepper Mostly]

Geez, Savannah, dive right in! Try asking for some fun childhood memories or what Jake was like as a kid before grilling his childhood friend about his life of crime. 

[WaltersHair]

SNAP. Ducking out on her

[JenE4]

This guy is a nervous pooper, too—running to the restroom with this line of questioning! Oh, he just ran out the door. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm trying to be more "body positive" now so I identified a body part I like on myself (shoulders) and I ordered myself a strapless top.  It hasn't come in yet but... then I have to get up the nerve to wear it out.

Cold shoulders rule!

[Pepper Mostly]

Two minutes in Savannah's company and Friend Jake runs for the hills. This makes me laugh uproariously. If that makes me a bad person, so be it. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she needs to get together with the girl that is obsessed with louie for lakeland they could talk for hours

[Elizzikra]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I really love these baby steps!

Yes! Fingers crossed that she has a good year.

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I'm trying to be more "body positive" now so I identified a body part I like on myself (shoulders) and I ordered myself a strapless top.  It hasn't come in yet but... then I have to get up the nerve to wear it out.

You go on and wear that top and hold your head up high! Good on ya'!

 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she needs to get together with the girl that is obsessed with louie for lakeland they could talk for hours

YES! Delusional and weird 😐 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been watching 1883. It’s so beautifully filmed.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, time for the explosive diarrhea segment

They give us Poise in your Pants and we eat delicious fruit.

Um...no relation but, still 

[goofygirl]

Dun dun dun.... Is he or ISN"T he gonna get out of prison??  Have we seen accountant lady and the big pink thing going into the SUPERMAX prison to see her business partner/hubby??

Oh hell..  Here she is!

Edited August 19, 2023 by goofygirl