Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

her sister looks so tiny next to her in that car Jesus Christ 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I’m embarrassed for her. (I am very pro-pre-nup, and as a business owner she should definitely have one no matter who she marries.)

LORD, three kids with three moms. 

She's a fool.  Has she even SEEN this "notarized" document that says she's married??  I sounds like all she knows is she signed it and sent it to him to "take care of."

[Gobi]

"I don't have to marry an inmate to get money. I could scam someone on the outside just as easily."

[Elizzikra]

Why does Jade look so much bigger than her sister in the car. Not just Jade herself but her car seat? Did they film separately and then get spliced together? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

She's a fool.  Has she even SEEN this "notarized" document that says she's married??  I sounds like all she knows is she signed it and sent it to him to "take care of."

Makes me want to fire my accountant and sign up with her firm.

[Keywestclubkid]

I aint saying shes a Gold digger 

[Eldemarge]

Lol Jade.  Yes, that's his house. If you get divorced, you WILL need to leave.

[Keywestclubkid]

Chris is smart ..... your name shouldn't be on anything 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I never have to worry about anything Chris owns, because he's never getting out of prison" 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Why does Jade look so much bigger than her sister in the car. Not just Jade herself but her car seat? Did they film separately and then get spliced together? 

I think the passenger seat was just pushed back a lot further. But yeah you'd think the producers would have fixed that so the shot doesn't look so wonky.

[Empress1]

These neon green pants Jade has on look terrible. They give her a paunch.

GIRL. The FIRST rule of gold digging is to get stuff in your name! She’s not on the house?! Jade, that is not your house.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh louie looks like a meth head that was scary 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

oh louie looks like a meth head that was scary 

Louie is going to be the gift that keeps on giving. I can feel it. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Chris is smart ..... your name shouldn't be on anything 

Chris is smart - let me find out! Jade is dumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That preview had me mesmerized. It was like being in some kind of a spell! I couldn’t process it all.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Louie is going to be the gift that keeps on giving. I can feel it. 

But he was so HOT in high school!!!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

But he was so HOT in high school!!!

And such a ladies' man!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooh, commercial! Who has anecdotes? Has everyone had a good week? We got some lovely green beans at the farm so I've made Nicoise salad every night this week. 

[Gobi]

Love After Lockup. Get ready for cringe worthy sex scenes, pregnancy tests, and so much more.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Love After Lockup. Get ready for cringe worthy sex scenes, pregnancy tests, and so much more.

Meh. When someone gets explosive diarrhea, call me. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

But he was so HOT in high school!!!

The hot guys from my high school all went bald early. lol. My brother was really popular in high school so I always make fun of him for peaking early - he went bald in his 20s.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Love After Lockup. Get ready for cringe worthy sex scenes, pregnancy tests, and so much more.

nothing will ever beat that first akward scene when they had sex on the floor of the laundry room waaaaaaaaay back when .... that is still seared into my brain 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

nothing will ever beat that first akward scene when they had sex on the floor of the laundry room waaaaaaaaay back when .... that is still seared into my brain 

Don't forget season one, when the newly released felon and his boo pulled over and had sex by the side of the road! A million cornfield jokes were born in that moment. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ooh, commercial! Who has anecdotes? Has everyone had a good week? We got some lovely green beans at the farm so I've made Nicoise salad every night this week. 

I had a terrific vacation. Not quite over - day trip tomorrow.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

nothing will ever beat that first akward scene when they had sex on the floor of the laundry room waaaaaaaaay back when .... that is still seared into my brain 

The only thing that would have topped that is when Sean wanted to have sex in that cornfield outside the prison

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m nervous as piss? I never heard that before.

[Keywestclubkid]

Andy just gives me bad vibes .... 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm late, Bunkies! Who that knew that drugs and accounting are different?

 

[Ladystardust]

I have never seen metal hotel drawers. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

The only thing that would have topped that is when Sean wanted to have sex in that cornfield outside the prison

You haven't lived until you have had sex involving a pickle costume.

Edited August 19, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

You haven't lived until you have had sex involving a pickle costume

Yeah, I hear that's a really big dill

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I have never seen metal hotel drawers. 

I guess you don’t frequent one-star hotels?

[WaltersHair]

Where is the son?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I have never seen metal hotel drawers. 

I haven't either but it strikes me as not a bad idea. Easier to sanitize.

 

[Ladystardust]

Don't act like being better than a drug addict parent wins you a prize, Andy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Where is the son?

Probably has cornered the market on good sense in that family and opted not to participate. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she looks terrified lol awww

[Gobi]

"Say goodnight, Gracie."

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Don't forget season one, when the newly released felon and his boo pulled over and had sex by the side of the road! A million cornfield jokes were born in that moment. 

Memories... misty water colored memories . . 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She didn’t expect Andy to be quite so handsome.

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Don't act like being better than a drug addict parent wins you a prize, Andy. 

Particularly since his kids say he abandoned them. Like, his kids don’t think he’s any great dad.

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she looks terrified lol awww

She does! It’s sad.

[Keywestclubkid]

actually Andy no you dont look like you use to be police at all LOL 

[Gobi]

This show certainly delivers the cleavage, wanted or not.

[goofygirl]

Lort. THESE PEOPLE!!!  I've never seen such a bunch of kooks since the LAST time this show was on!

How in the world do you find the ONE GUY who gets 12K a month from his tribe's casino?

Where in the world do you find some guy who was in LAW ENFORCEMENT all a twitter over some girl in prison??

How do you get thru LIFE WITH A GREEN WIG??

Questions, I have questions!

[Pepper Mostly]

"I probably look like I'm a police officer"?? Dude.

[JenE4]

Even though it didn’t happen on camera, can we count the couple that got impregnated in a prison broom closet with sperm passed off by the vending machine? Lamar and…I can’t remember the lady’s name, but she was  Mormon and somehow had very normal, sensible, bright children despite being a disaster herself.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Even though it didn’t happen on camera, can we count the couple that got impregnated in a prison broom closet with sperm passed off by the vending machine? Lamar and…I can’t remember the lady’s name, but she was  Mormon and somehow had very normal, sensible, bright children despite being a disaster herself.

Did you forget about the carwash?

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s driving a Mercedes? Hmmmm.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

actually Andy no you dont look like you use to be police at all LOL 

I get some real sexy Lethal Weapon Mel Gibson vibes from him.  

JK, he is whack.

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

How do you get thru LIFE WITH A GREEN WIG??

I am DYING for her to change her wig. She’s got to have another one. That wig hurst each and every one of my feelings.