Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s the snark that keeps me going. You guys are like my family, especially since my mother isn’t talking to me because I’m engaged to a man who is in prison for the next 50 years.

If you get married immediately, you may be able to celebrate your 50th anniversary when he gets out!

[candall]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm falling asleep. This show isn't the OG, that's for sure 

It's only for a month--OG returns in September.  Just enough time to hone our snark to a razor's edge.  ⚡

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

If you get married immediately, you may be able to celebrate your 50th anniversary when he gets out!

Maybe @Auntie Anxiety could have the sidewalk wedding of her dreams. Sigh. So romantic. 

[kacesq]

Hmm…methinks she did something and knows it and that’s why everyone is avoiding her.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe @Auntie Anxiety could have the sidewalk wedding of her dreams. Sigh. So romantic. 

And a nearby cornfield, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe @Auntie Anxiety could have the sidewalk wedding of her dreams. Sigh. So romantic. 

I’ll wear my titty T-shirt.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’d quit this BS job if I’m expected to talk to my crazy boss’s incarcerated husband.

Especially when he is now your boss.  Me:  Out of here!  Or as Andy would say, I'm Audi 5000!

[Ladystardust]

She is an idiot. How many letters from looney prison girlfriends do you think these people get? The secretary probably just tosses them in the garbage. "He deserves to get out!! His time is done!" Why, exactly?

[kacesq]

This girl is a mess. A bunch of insecurities. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So Savannah's in her thirties and DYING to get married. So much so that she's willing to marry an inmate. Just to be a wife. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jake says a few nice things and then tells her to send money at the end of the conversation.

[candall]

No, Woody Woodpecker.  It's called NAGGING.

[Gobi]

"I'm like Woody Woodpecker. And Jake is my peckerwood."

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

It's only for a month--OG returns in September.  Just enough time to hone our snark to a razor's edge.  ⚡

You have given me hope 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll wear my titty T-shirt.

We'll need to make sure you bring a life sized cardboard cutout of a near relative. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe @Auntie Anxiety could have the sidewalk wedding of her dreams. Sigh. So romantic. 

Cue the tour bus rolling by.

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And a nearby cornfield, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Is that a corncob in my ass or have you forgotten where the vagina is?

[Ladystardust]

Nagging someone into a proposal is SOOOO romantic. Swoon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She was trolling Tinder? I’m shocked.

[JenE4]

Oh, dear. Savannah is a very lonely person. I hope she gets a part in the play so she has something to fill up her time. (Though, I don’t think the giggling was the right choice in that soliloquy?)

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

You have given me hope 

Stay strong. You've got this. I believe in you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So Savannah's in her thirties and DYING to get married. So much so that she's willing to marry an inmate. Just to be a wife. 

She’s 26.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Cue the tour bus rolling by.

Is that a corncob in my ass or have you forgotten how this works?

😂 You won the internet!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

No, Woody Woodpecker.  It's called NAGGING.

I do not understand why you’d want to marry someone you had to talk into it. I’ve said it a million times.

[WaltersHair]

Wait, his MOTHER was talking to a band member. Was the band member young or old?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Oh, dear. Savannah is a very lonely person. I hope she gets a part in the play so she has something to fill up her time. (Though, I don’t think the giggling was the right choice in that soliloquy?)

She should definitely consider sticking with the tech side of the theater biz. She has no talent and a face for radio. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Oh, dear. Savannah is a very lonely person. I hope she gets a part in the play so she has something to fill up her time. (Though, I don’t think the giggling was the right choice in that soliloquy?)

Shakespeare was known for his scene directions that included giggle like a fool. 

She is so pathetic and whiny. She makes my brain hurt.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She should definitely consider sticking with the tech side of the theater biz. She has no talent and a face for radio. 

Maybe she should become an aspiring rapper. Not nearly enough of them.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I do not understand why you’d want to marry someone you had to talk into it. I’ve said it a million times.

There's a slight chance it may not work out if you have to coerce someone into marrying you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah thinks that she’s getting her big break on Love During Lockup.

[Eldemarge]

I need to brag that I am watching this on my new Chromecast that my boyfriend bought me while he was here. 😆

Okay, back to the show.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Savannah thinks that she’s getting her big break on Love During Lockup.

Yes, she was born for reality tv...no acting required.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Savannah thinks that she’s getting her big break on Love During Lockup.

LDL gives new meaning to the term "breakout role".

[candall]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I need to brag that I am watching this on my new Chromecast that my boyfriend bought me while he was here. 😆

Okay, back to the show.

Commercial break.  What's a Chromecast?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She’s 26.

Jesus, I thought the chyron said 36. I need to get my eyes checked. 

 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe she should become an aspiring rapper. Not nearly enough of them.

Whoa whoa whoa... Not in Rhode Island!  They already have the cream of the crop!  She just needs to have her rap career outside of that state.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, I thought the chyron said 36. I need to get my eyes checked. 

 

I’ll have to recheck. My glasses are dirty.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Now she meets with an attorney.  Cart > horse.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Savannah thinks that she’s getting her big break on Love During Lockup.

Her and Jade... and Tisha...and you name it...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Arthur the Lawyer looks like he has no patience for idiots.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Arthur the Lawyer looks like he has no patience for idiots.

He should take a seat among us. 

[candall]

Okey dokey then.  One of our better LAL franchise attorneys!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll have to recheck. My glasses are dirty.

No…it was 26..

licensed tax professional. I didn’t think she was a CPA.

[Ladystardust]

Those nails! How do these people do daily tasks? I got acrylic nails ONCE - I was 12 and my friend and I were at the mall and I had birthday money. Our parents did NOT know and were NOT happy. I regretted it instantly when I realized I could barely dress myself with them on (and they weren't nearly as long as some people on this show!)

[Gobi]

Time to cash that reality check.

[WaltersHair]

I LOVE this grandpa lawyer.

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Okey dokey then.  One of our better LAL franchise attorneys!

He’s like “girl, stop, you stupid.” I like him.

[Pepper Mostly]

"But its so UNFAIR! He's a good person!" Sweet Jesus. 

I love her lawyer. He can barely contain his disgust, which amuses me mightily. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I LOVE this grandpa lawyer.

If he had a Brooklyn accent, he'd definitely remind me of my lawyer dad.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Have you ever looked up the word conspiracy?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Atty. Arthur is giving good advice. I’m sure she won’t take it.