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1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't care about any of the others, but I hope Haley dumps Dalton and puts all of this behind her and goes on to live a happy life. 

Me too. He's bad news and I think she is definitely not going to do well with him in the picture.  But hopefully the dad will look out for hendrix and she will wise up

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Congratulations, @Floatingbison, on 6 years sober!  Sending you a virtual cake with 6 candles on it.  And that is a real, delicious, non-prison-recipe cake! 

Until next week, remember to take your hoops off if you're going to throw down, don't mess with Yolanda, and wipe the excess glue off of your foot long false eyelashes. 

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Tai faces off with Hottie's other woman; Indie has a breakdown on Harry's release day; Gabby meets Chris' suspicious mother; Santiba finds out the truth about Talsey; Haley confronts Dalton's mom about the money she sent him.

Are they suggesting Talsey was not 100% honest?  I am shocked.  Shocked, I tell you.  I've put on pearls so I can clutch them. 

Tai and Boston throw down.  Will Tai find herself yet again enjoying the hospitality of state or county facilities due to "acts of violence"? 

Indie having a breakdown surprises no one.  She is not tethered to reality. Perhaps her psychic can help? 🙄

The posturing queen of dull, Gabby, meets Chris' mother.  Somehow I doubt she will be impressed by Gabby.  The big question:  will Gabby wear her over-sized, thick framed glasses and her best sweatsuit? 

Original air date 2022.02.11

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I promise you I'm getting out. But don't come to the prison to meet me.  I'll call you when I learn the rules of the halfway house.  Can you send me some spending money so I can get set up when I get out?  I only have one set of clothes and they probably don't fit anymore because I got so buff in prison. $3000 should be enough.  Oh, I'll also need a new iPhone.  

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1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I promise you I'm getting out. But don't come to the prison to meet me.  I'll call you when I learn the rules of the halfway house.  Can you send me some spending money so I can get set up when I get out?  I only have one set of clothes and they probably don't fit anymore because I got so buff in prison. $3000 should be enough.  Oh, I'll also need a new iPhone.  

And a Coach Bag. And some Uggs. And Gucci pants. 

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1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey bunkies! I've consulted my psychic, bought new lingerie, and taken off my earrings in case I have to throw down. Got the snark soup bubbling on the stove. Lets party! 

Don't forget the Vaseline.

 

How was that marathon, SoberBison?

 

I bought a bottle of anejo tequila at Costco for next to nothing and it's unbelievably excellent.  It has a cork.  I plan to have a hearty swig anytime someone says "_____ and I's."

 

Oh, no!  When did the starving snow dogs start sponsoring goofy Love After Lockup?  Boo.  I am required to curl into a fetal ball for five minutes as soon as I hear the first notes of that violin.  And I wanted to be up and clearheaded for when whatshisname's mother, erm, kisses Gabby's ass.

"Mark my words."

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