Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[hookedontv]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Seriously, though, I hope that my fellow Snarkers on the East Coast stay safe, warm and fully charged (electronically and physically) for this doozie of a storm. 

I’m making Mac and cheese tomorrow, and some shortbread. My pets have food, I have food, my car had its wipers turned up. 

[Gobi]

"I've been treated like a criminal for too long already. It's like I committed some crimes or something. Oh, wait."

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chris might LITERALLY kill her.

[OoogleEyes]

Gabby works as a stripper? Why am I not surprised 

[Floatingbison]

I picked up a few extra shifts at the strip club!  

 

Just think about that sentence for a second.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby had to get a job! The horrors!

[Pepper Mostly]

She works at a strip club. Of course she does.

[Empress1]

Just now, hookedontv said:

I’m making Mac and cheese tomorrow, and some shortbread.

Yum!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What I hear when Indie speaks:  "like, like, like, like, like, like . . . ."

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I so hope that Mr. Muscle gets ghosted yet again.

Mr. Musclehead 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Gabby works as a stripper? Why am I not surprised 

Ahem. A "bottle service girl". Gabby's no floozie.

[Empress1]

The thonged dancer in the background of this conversation is cracking me up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where can I buy the BRAT necklace that Gabby’s co-worker is wearing. Klassy.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ahem. A "bottle service girl". Gabby's no floozie.

She also doesn’t have the body for stripping.

[candall]

pant pant I'm here at last!

 

YOWZAAA.  Chris's ex is bootylicious.

[Empress1]

If Tai doesn’t just devote her energy to the 15 other inmates she’s dating and leave this whole Boston drama alone …

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where can I buy the BRAT necklace that Gabby’s co-worker is wearing. Klassy.

Gabby definitely needs that necklace!

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai is just the gift that keeps on giving. 

Who's Gabby calling? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, batten down the hatches. I think you’re going to get some crazy ass wind gusts.

[Floatingbison]

East coasters, be careful tonight!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, batten down the hatches. I think you’re going to get some crazy ass wind gusts.

I will be glued to the local weather coverage all day tomorrow, in my nest of blankets. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hoping all of you who are expecting stormy weather get a reprieve and it passes you right by.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I will be glued to the local weather coverage all day tomorrow, in my nest of blankets. 

I have so much to do tomorrow. It’s going to suck!

Which cast member out of this group is y’all’s favorite?

[JenE4]

Isn’t there a limit on phone privileges? How are all of these convicts calling multiple girlfriends every day? And how did they hit the jackpot with casting? Presumably it was the person on the outside who arranged being on this show—and they all have multiple women outside thinking they’re the “wifey.” Um…or maybe this is just status quo. All of these controlling idiots who think dating a convict is smart simply because they can’t cheat! You done played yourself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley needs a better acting coach. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

A prisoner who is also jealous and controlling--- can it get any better??? 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hoping all of you who are expecting stormy weather get a reprieve and it passes you right by.

Not a chance. We've been getting portents of doom and gloom and snow and ice for days. 

Just now, Empress1 said:

I have so much to do tomorrow. It’s going to suck!

There are advantages to having a husband. Opening jars, shoveling snow. 

[Gobi]

"I love Dalton very much, but I need me some dick, or some vagina, I'm not picky."

Edited January 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

So does Haley change her steering wheel cover for different events?

[LEILANI2]

This coworker is giving me bisexual/lesbian vibes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, am I watching Tia and Nichole? What the hell?

[Empress1]

“Do you like drinking?”

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There are advantages to having a husband. Opening jars, shoveling snow. 

I’d love a husband. I can open jars better than most people though - I have really strong hands.

[hookedontv]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

This coworker is giving me bisexual/lesbian vibes.

Maybe she’s Tia’s cousin? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

This coworker is giving me bisexual/lesbian vibes.

Vibes? She might as well be wearing a sandwich board!

[Auntie Anxiety]

SOULMATE. I’m getting closer to Bingo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Could it be that our little Haley is going to see the light? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Haley is even dumber than she looks, and she looks really dumb. Really, all your problems will go away when he gets out. Might be one of the dumber comments in this franchise.

[Gobi]

"People keep asking me if it wouldn't be easier to.meet someone outside of prison. But Dalton is my soul inmate."

[hookedontv]

Hahaha Haley thinks that all their issues will go away when he gets out. Just like when people think issues will go away once they get married. Argh! 

[Empress1]

Telsey is a stupid name. I said what I said.

He’s not terrible-looking though.

Edited January 29, 2022 by Empress1

[Auntie Anxiety]

Exclusive. In prison. Is it too much to ask them to just think about what they are saying, just for one minute?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

“Do you like drinking?”

I’d love a husband. I can open jars better than most people though - I have really strong hands.

I bought a gadget this summer that opens jars with a breeze.  

[hookedontv]

Santiba makes me so stabby! What’s with the fucking pigtails? 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Haley is even dumber than she looks, and she looks really dumb. Really, all your problems will go away when he gets out. Might be one of the dumber comments in this franchise.

Santini looks dumb too with these pigtails.  Does she know she looks like a brunette Chrissy Snow from Three's Company. 

[Pepper Mostly]

The "Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island" look is not doing Santiba ANY favors. 

Santiba: He was talking to someone else, but he stopped talking to her

Pepper Mostly: HE DID NOT YOU SILLY BINT

[candall]

Wait.  She gets to magically change one thing about Dalton and she chooses to work on his insecurities?

[OoogleEyes]

Girl. Step away from the makeup 

[hookedontv]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Does she know she looks like a brunette Chrissy Snow from Three's Company. 

I hated Chrissy Snow’s pigtails too!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I bought a gadget this summer that opens jars with a breeze.  

!!!!! My husband better watch his back.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Santiba, slow your roll. Talsey is going to disappoint you. I guarantee it.