Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We know him personally. We're on a first name basis, we call him "Judge", casual as can be. 

I get clients who write directly to the judge all the time.. usually complaining about me!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

"My fiance, L'Citrus E. Soda...has he been released or not?" 

There is a cocktail there, I just know it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now Raneka’s daughters won’t have a better life because the inmate isn’t going to move in and be one big happy family?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Jake is about to tell Savannah thst he wants to fuck other women. I am DEAD.

He was 18 (and looked 14) when he went to prison.  That man wants to get everything he can get when he gets out.  He has years of questionable decisions to catch up on.    

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now Raneka’s daughters won’t have a better life because the inmate isn’t going to move in and be one big happy family?

I hope she added the eyelash vending machines to the Uhaul…

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I get clients who write directly to the judge all the time.. usually complaining about me!

Atta boy! Keep up the good work, we all believe in you. You're no one unless someone's complaining about you!

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

What's her shirt .. "Scream Squad"?  is that from an indie horror movie premier swag bag?

If my mom were married to a prison inmate stranger, I would wear that shirt, too.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now Raneka’s daughters won’t have a better life because the inmate isn’t going to move in and be one big happy family?

I still want know where she left those girls.. did she just dump them in the hotel there to go to another hotel hours away? its not like they knew people they literally just moved there days before 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He was 18 (and looked 14) when he went to prison.  That man wants to get everything he can get when he gets out.  He has years of questionable decisions to catch up on.    

Oh, I don’t blame him at all. Plus Savannah is annoying as hell.

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I get clients who write directly to the judge all the time.. usually complaining about me!

I love the YouTube videos of sovereign citizens complaining about their lawyers because they won't make the stupid arguments they want.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I still want know where she left those girls.. did she just dump them in the hotel there to go to another hotel hours away? its not like they knew people they literally just moved there days before 

They are staying with her friend.  And starting at a new school.  Mother of the year!!!!

[kacesq]

There was a purse party in jail? 
 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“One of me and Kerok’s friends.” Ears bleeding!

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

“One of me and Kerok’s friends.” Ears bleeding!

Kerok and I’s

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

There was a purse party in jail? 
 

Felons! They're just like us! They have purse parties! They FaceTime! They wear cologne! 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

There was a purse party in jail? 
 

You mean you haven't heard about "prison purse"?

[Keywestclubkid]

wait they have parties in these prisons cell phones video calls .. how is this prison?? 

[Floatingbison]

god, the demandy orders... I just couldnt.. I'd be on the first discount airline outta there.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait they have parties in these prisons cell phones video calls .. how is this prison?? 

I mean … you still have no freedom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you have to be manly to live in Manly, Iowa?

[kacesq]

Savannah has a friend. Color me shocked.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The devil came at Kerok!  Yep, it was the devil's fault that Kerok fought with someone. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah’s friend = production assistant who demanded to be paid time and a half.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Another cardboard cut out???  A budget version!

[WaltersHair]

A giant, out of focus head. NO

[JenE4]

How’s Kerok in the yard and not in the hole after breaking someone’s eye?!? Are they having MLM parties in jail? That story just kept getting wilder.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh my good lord ... this girl needs a life stat 

[kacesq]

Gee…Savannah…maybe Jake knows his mom and the situation better than you do.

[OoogleEyes]

Her friend has that deer in the headlights look.

 

[Eldemarge]

NO THE LAWYER DID NOT SAY THAT, BIIIIIITCH

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Savannah’s friend = production assistant who demanded to be paid time and a half.

And a free weekend at an AirBnB with a fire pit, full bar, and a pool. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

She want to get married in prison, where he can't escape and run away!!!

[Empress1]

“What are you doing?” … Time, Savannah.

[kacesq]

Jake is making sense. That’s unusual for this show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

He has another five years to go. Let’s put the wedding on hold, okay?

[Keywestclubkid]

because she has beat him with this god damn question over and over and over and over ... 

I just want to bang other girls you know just in a physical way .... HAHAHAHA 

[OoogleEyes]

Listen to Jake. Making sense. 

[kacesq]

Random…I want a fire pit and have a nice backyard for it but my mom is dead set against it. And she’s old and cranky. So it’s not worth the fight.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I love the YouTube videos of sovereign citizens complaining about their lawyers because they won't make the stupid arguments they want.

That's my life. I've twisted myself into more legal pretzels than a Frito Lay factory

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder of Savannah got the hint yet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

because she has beat him with this god damn question over and over and over and over ... 

Poor Jake, I almost feel sorry for him. I wonder if the guards come around every day and say "Jake, why don't you want to marry Savannah?"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wow!  Jake is being real.  Savannah, get a clue. this guy needs to experience life and dating.  Put a fork in this relationship and move on.

[Eldemarge]

So Jake has told her he's going to fool around and she is... more delusional than we thought.

[Keywestclubkid]

ok he is telling you to your face what he wants ... you are in this fully aware of what he wants .. this is on you if you make excuses 

[JenE4]

Why does Jake keep calling Savannah?! And why is this friend so excited to talk to him?! Girl, if you were a real friend, you’d try to get your friend to find someone on the outside..

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder of Savannah got the hint yet.

Oh, you're adorable.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Savannah has a habit of hearing what she wants to hear...

[kacesq]

Louie from Lakeland’s mom…already a legend!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Why does Jake keep calling Savannah?! 

someone to talk to? lol 

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Savannah has a habit of hearing what she wants to hear...

A common habit on this show.