Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Apropos of nothing, today my husband took a wild notion to take us all out to lunch-me, our houseguest, my brother and my mother. We went to one of those family style Italian places that gives you massive platters of food. Shrimp Alfredo was on the menu. I almost ordered it but I couldn't be sure it would live up to the classic strip club recipe. 

We had a potluck at work and I told some folks that the best shrimp alfredo comes from strip clubs.  I learned this on LAL!  They humored me.  :-) 

[kacesq]

Does Emily think those tits are impressive or something?

[Pepper Mostly]

Whoa, Boob Cam! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, lamujerdecente said:

Only if it came with a lap dance from ol brawnski.

Or her charming daughter!

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh her whole vibe just rubs me the wrong way ..... the smug ... 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Smoke tells it like it is. And Emily continues to have that smirk on her face.

[candall]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Sharp is fucking with us now.

You mean the television genius who finally managed to make us all understand what it's like to be deaf?    <BIG FUCKING EYEROLL>

[kacesq]

Man Emily’s face is just so punchable.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Something means everything.  Dammit, Emily, I need to see the first word of your tattoo!

[lamujerdecente]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the question is when you got home was the stove clean? 

DECEASED. Again. Coming back from my reverse Nicole, Jr. funeral after last week. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Oh boy.  Looks Like our other show is coming back in December.  This might be just TOO DAMN MUCH FREAKY for one silly TV channel!

The original flavor is the best flavor. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Clearly Smoke is a gentleman of the utmost trustworthiness. Surely Emily errs in thinking he's not a model of rectitude. 

[Keywestclubkid]

he is cheating on you IN jail .... if he is cheating on you IN JAIL what do you think he is gonna do when he is free? Good God the idiot 

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We had a potluck at work and I told some folks that the best shrimp alfredo comes from strip clubs.  I learned this on LAL!  They humored me.  :-) 

It is known kaleesee 

[kacesq]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

The original flavor is the best flavor. 

Agree but I do enjoy this iteration. Life After Lockup needs a major overhaul

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Man Emily’s face is just so punchable.

She’s such a smug bitch.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Smoke tells it like it is. And Emily continues to have that smirk on her face.

It would be but the work of a moment to hurl her into the harbor. Come on Smoke! Its right there! Do it for all of us.

[kacesq]

Is she crying? Let me see that dammit!

[goofygirl]

Why is Emily crying?  I thought she had all this in the bag!

[lamujerdecente]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The things that run through our minds as avid watchers of this dumpster fire!  Thank goodness we all "get" each other here in the forum!

Y’all (and my two evil spawn) are the only ones I can make this commentary with. But even my spawn will not watch this with me. They saw how my hubs was not the same after he walked in on Stan and Lisa, the prostate massage scene, he googled it and well the man has never seen me the same. 

[kacesq]

Ooh is the show going to teach us how to sign “fuck”? Cause that would be useful.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ooh is the show going to teach us how to sign “fuck”? Cause that would be useful.

Ha - I actually know this. I know a tiny, tiny bit of ASL that includes curses.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

On 11/11/2022 at 6:23 PM, kacesq said:

Ooh is the show going to teach us how to sign “fuck”? Cause that would be useful.

The signs I know in sign language are masturbate and asshole.  I have found them more helpful than I should admit. 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 Shrimp Alfredo was on the menu. I almost ordered it but I couldn't be sure it would live up to the classic strip club recipe. 

I order stuff in bulk from Boxed. They had 3 jars of Classico Alfredo sauce for $9.29. I'm thinking of stocking up in honor of the OG LAL coming next month. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ooh is the show going to teach us how to sign “fuck”? Cause that would be useful.

They never taught me that in my ASL class...

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Ha - I actually know this. I know a tiny, tiny bit of ASL that includes curses.

Wouldn't the middle finger salute be workable?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said:

Y’all (and my two evil spawn) are the only ones I can make this commentary with. But even my spawn will not watch this with me. They saw how my hubs was not the same after he walked in on Stan and Lisa, the prostate massage scene, he googled it and well the man has never seen me the same. 

DEAD

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ooh is the show going to teach us how to sign “fuck”? Cause that would be useful.

My son works with someone who knows ASL and he's learned some colorful phrases. 

[Gobi]

Can we have a moratorium on the word "disrespect" in all its variations? And while we're at it, "iconic", too.

[candall]

Uh oh.  I know you all hate Emily, but I was about to say I love this bish because she so chill and composed.  "I got the money and I'm spending it on the biggest diamond it'll buy at the pawn shop."

But now she's blubbering on her way to her car and she's lost her car keys.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m having trouble following this conversation but I’m not really paying attention, so there’s that.

[Empress1]

Melissa is so pitiful to me.

[kacesq]

Lord this chick is so pathetic. 

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ooh is the show going to teach us how to sign “fuck”? Cause that would be useful.

Yes they actually did I think , last week.

[Pepper Mostly]

Louie keeps going on about how "tough" his mother is. What is she, an assassin? A leg breaker? Luca Brazzi?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

Can we have a moratorium on the word "disrespect" in all its variations? And while we're at it, "iconic", too.

But they were disrespectin' each other!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG this woman needs to move out of the past 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie’s mother wonders who this woman fixated at age 16 is and why she’s interested in her “little boy.”

[Empress1]

THOSE BANGS in that high school picture. GIRL.

[Gobi]

"Hi! I'm here to make posters for the big game!"

[lamujerdecente]

Emily. U going to play those long game checkers right into the Hudson River cemetery. 
That’s a lot of kids Justine. And gurl, Teresa Guidace was on a tv show with a lot better lawyers accepting “sketchy cash and gifts”, allegedly and well maybe you should google her. 
 

I am scared for that jersey boy’s prison bae. She got the dead eye lifetime movie villain glare down. However I see his mama. She threw that yoga teacher tidbit on purpose. Hide the knives lady tho. 

Edited November 12, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[kacesq]

Mom with the cigarettes and lighter.

[Empress1]

How long has Louie been locked up? Like, since high school?

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

They never taught me that in my ASL class...

Mine either! The only thing I remember is the sign for sub (because it looks dirty and....16 year olds). 

Oh! And yellow - I learned that one on Sesame Street. No clue why I've retained that since preschool.

[Floatingbison]

Touring Louie's childhood cell room is sooo cringe.

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE TOOK A SELFIE ON HIS BED???

Holy shit, I am going to lose my fucking mind. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Pathetic girl has to prove to Louie's mom that she is good enough for him.  He's a felon FFS. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Louie is going to kick Melissa’s 39yo ass into next week in 3.....2....1

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ma's son is in prison, but she's on Melissa's case for being late!  

[Empress1]

DRAG HER MISS DONNA

[Keywestclubkid]

No, No, You don't do that!!