90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[kacesq]

OMG please no more ads for 1000 lb sisters. 

[Gobi]

So, Moby Dick is on after this?

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right Daniel. Stay ini Costa Rica! It looks lovely and you and your brother have a nice life there. You're just a kid. Stay put! Do not leave it behind and move to Crapville USA with bleachy haired shrill bitch Amber. Save yourself!

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

It's astoundingly common...I think it's like playing 'Chicken' with your hooha. 

What if your hooha has WiFi?

[Mr. Miner]

Is anybody here a marine biologist?

[Auntie Anxiety]

That dancing disco cat ad for kitty litter is going to cause me to have nightmares.

[candall]

Cruise lines are advertising again?  How bold.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When this show ends, I need to get back into the kitchen and clean up after making molasses cookies. And it will be a welcome relief!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel, if you come to the US, Amber will own you. Just saying.

Oh yeah. Not for a moment do I doubt that Amber would never, ever shut up about how much she's sacrificed and what he owes her. 

[Suzywriter]

Interesting...Daniel's accent is ever so slightly different from what I'm used to hearing, and it completely changes the sound. I can't catch a word!

[Hotel Snarker]

Daniel, just stay in Costa Rica and live the slow peaceful life.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That dancing disco cat ad for kitty litter is going to cause me to have nightmares.

The diamond ring ad made me feel much better!

[Mr. Miner]

MMMM! Molasses Cookies!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine is a drama queen. Steven, make your choices carefully.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What if your hooha has WiFi?

Mine onlly has cellular. I got the cheap plan.

[Hotel Snarker]

I think we all foresee utter hell in Daniel’s future if he sticks with Amber. Let this just be a vacation fling. You don’t need to get him to move to your country when you don’t even trust him.

[OneGuy]

Martine with another ultimatum on the show.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Steven should just say "Bye Felicia" to Martine, and go on with his life, before she gets knocked up too. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine really knows how to fuck up a good time.

[Mr. Miner]

I’d give Martine a plane ticket home.

Edited December 14, 2021 by Mr. Miner

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cheating was so much easier before the advent of cell phones.

[candall]

LOLOL!  Look at that guy on the raft trying to ever-so-casually keep the camera from shooting up the leg of his trunks.  I see your balls, sir.

[kacesq]

Keep your hands off him, Martine.

[Pepper Mostly]

Martine is the absolute worst at reading a room. First she pumps Steven's mother for dirt on her son, and now she throws a turd in the punchbowl at the party. 

Edited December 14, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

"Someone texted 'Are you awake?'. That's code for I want sex."

[candall]

Steven!  It's a gift.  Take it.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yeah. Not for a moment do I doubt that Amber would never, ever shut up about how much she's sacrificed and what he owes her. 

Was thinking the same thing. Resentment city, throwing everything she’s done and sacrificed in his face.

[OneGuy]

Insecurity abounds.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Steven should just say "Bye Felicia" to Martine, and go on with his life, before she gets knocked up too. 

And she'd do it, too. Her desperation knows no bounds. 

Steven. Dump her. Its not like you'd be lonely for long. 

[kacesq]

Martine’s bikini top is very unflattering.

[Suzywriter]

Why do these women bother with men who cheat and live overseas?

[Hotel Snarker]

They just need to break up. Steven needs to run.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Martine’s bikini top is very unflattering.

Martine is very unflattering.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we go. "I come here, you make me insecure" NO, MARTINE. You are insecure. Don't make Steven responsible for your feelings. 

[OneGuy]

I'm calling it a night.  I just hope I get a text from my wife tomorrow morning asking if I'm awake!

[Gobi]

"It's said that trust is lost in buckets and gained back in drops. And if you kick the bucket, the drops spill out again. Am I mixing my metaphors?"

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Why do these women bother with men who cheat and live overseas?

Because unlike their single friends, they have a man. A foreign man.

[candall]

Aaaaaand that's a wrap!  Buh-bye.

[Hotel Snarker]

Key doesn’t want to go to California. That’s your definite answer, Mark.

[goofygirl]

Just go home Martine. Seriously.

And Preggyanna....  She makes it sound like she and whatshisname have some long term relationship!  She's talking to him like he's her fiancee or something.

These PEOPLE!!!

The snark was really awesome, though!  Have a great rest of your week peeps!

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I can’t raise a baby by myself!” As I’ve said before, fuck in haste, repent at leisure.

Glad my electricity stayed on and I was able to hang out with all you cool kids. Have a great week. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[Suzywriter]

Oh crap...Martine is playing the reactive abuse card. She's shoving, getting in his face, pushing his drink, blocking his path while she spews delusions. If he gets fed up and shoves her out of the way, she will shout that he abused her. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, this was so mach fun and I couldn't have done it without you all! Will see you next week in this exact same spot for more vacation dick and infuriating Americans! Will also see some of you around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Aaaaaand that's a wrap!  Buh-bye.

Uh, nobody wraps it on this show.

Till next time, snark until you drop!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night my snarky pals! Have a great week. Hope to see some of you on Wednesday for the 600 pounders. I love you all. MWAH.

[Burning Rubber]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh crap...Martine is playing the reactive abuse card. She's shoving, getting in his face, pushing his drink, blocking his path while she spews delusions. If he gets fed up and shoves her out of the way, she will shout that he abused her. 

That is totally unacceptable behavior, she is a disgusting POS.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good night my snarky pals! Have a great week. Hope to see some of you on Wednesday for the 600 pounders. I love you all. MWAH.

Is there a 1000 lb sisters live chat? If anyone would know, @Pepper Mostly, you would!

[Bees52]

Martine is just wasting her time. He's nice, but maybe too nice, and she will never trust him no matter where they live.  I know they've put three years into their relationship, but if she's suspicious of every text he receives  and of every woman he's around, she needs to let him go. Put both of them out of their misery.

Sorry if I ranted, but I don't get those two.

Alright, good night all! Enjoy the rest of the week!

I will be spending mine attempting to make my place look like Christmas once again, and not wanting to take it down again in January....

help...

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Is there a 1000 lb sisters live chat? If anyone would know, @Pepper Mostly, you would!

I think there is one but that's one I miss. I find them utterly repellent. 

 

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Martine is just wasting her time. He's nice, but maybe too nice, and she will never trust him no matter where they live.  I know they've put three years into their relationship, but if she's suspicious of every text he receives  and of every woman he's around, she needs to let him go. Put both of them out of their misery.

Exactly. And seriously, does she think Steven the husband in Miami is going to be the same guy as Steven the fun boyfriend in Barbados? Lord. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I went to school with a guy who recently immigrated from Venezuela and I 100% believe that story.