S13.E14: Country Chaos

[Emma Snyder]

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With only two weeks until Decision Day, the couples travel to a ranch in the country for a break from their everyday lives.  Will the time away be the dreamy escape they're hoping for, or a trip down a rocky road?

Airs Wednesday Oct 20 at 8:00PM EDT

As always, this is a spoiler-free episode. If it did not happen yet, please do not discuss.

[LennieBriscoe]

Oh, good. Brett gets to visit a ranch. 🤪

[Retired at last]

Oooooooh - maybe there will be dancing!

[mythoughtis]

Johnny Johnny Johnny suck it  up and sleep in the bed. It won’t kill you 

[Crashcourse]

6 minutes ago, mythoughtis said:

Johnny Johnny Johnny suck it  up and sleep in the bed. It won’t kill you 

But Bao might. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Man, Ryan basically  said to Brett(in the car), "Girl, are you blind?!"

[mythoughtis]

Oh I loved that Brett and Bao got their own rooms. Glad Brett spoke up since Ryan was so mean in the car … I just wish Johnny had been the one to sleep on the couch 

 

snd yes, I was the one that said Johnny should suck it up… But Brett shouldn’t have to. She’s been consistently trying to put 100% in 

Edited October 21, 2021 by mythoughtis

[Retired at last]

LOL - do they have enough rooms? We now know that Brett/Ryan, Bao/Johnny, and Michaela/Zack aren't sleeping together.

[Cancun]

Michaela giving “deep” marriage advice at dinner, when we’ve all seen the previews of how this weekend goes down with her 🙄

[Crashcourse]

I like Johnny in the black outfit.

So Bao gave her little speech.  

Edited October 21, 2021 by Crashcourse

[kristen111]

Can’t stand Michaela and her tantrums, Johnny and his whining, and Ryan and his fuck face, in that order.

[LennieBriscoe]

Bao is telling it like it is! Don't back down, Bao! You have been disrespected by Johnny! 

Let Ryan know he's on your s**tlist, Brett. You got along without him before you met him... 🎶

[Lacy4u]

I've noticed that when the wives have discussions together, Myrla just sits back and listens like a fly on the wall. She seldom ever offers any advice and barely seems interested in conversing with the other ladies. She seems uncomfortable around the other women (possibly moreso disinterested). It makes me think of when Homer Simpson disappears backwards into the shrubs. That's Myrla in a nutshell.

[mythoughtis]

1 minute ago, Lacy4u said:

I've noticed that when the wives have discussions together, Myrla just sits back and listens like a fly on the wall. She seldom ever offers any advice and barely seems interested in conversing with the other ladies. She seems uncomfortable around the other women (possibly moreso disinterested). It makes me think of when Homer Simpson disappears backwards into the shrubs. That's Myrla in a nutshell.

She considers them beneath her. Complains about an activity she wanted.  Couldn’t wear a cowboy hat like the rest of them 

Edited October 21, 2021 by mythoughtis

[LennieBriscoe]

That horse pace would bore the bejeebers outta me! Except I would never have ridden a horse. Nope. 

Oh, here comes the "Myrla is Difficult" theme. She totally co-operated with the horse ride. I guess unlike other human beings she's  not allowed to be anything but Pollyanna. 

6 minutes ago, mythoughtis said:

She considers them beneath her 

 Maybe she doesn't feel adequate about offering advice. 

Edited October 21, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[Crashcourse]

Not feeling the shooting range.

[TheBride]

I like Gil, but he looks ridiculous in that red cowboy hat!!! 😁

[Straycat80]

If some of these couples are not getting along, putting guns in their hands is maybe not a good idea. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Ryan wondering why Brett "entirely shut down"? THE CAR TALK, YOU MORON.

And, ya know, shooting a rifle isn't every woman's dream date. 

Edited October 21, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, TheBride said:

I like Gil, but he looks ridiculous in that red cowboy hat!!! 😁

Yes he does, and it also looks like he's gained some weight since the wedding day.

[kristen111]

Good.  Ryan is getting his own medicine from Brett.  How does it feel?  

[Crashcourse]

6 minutes ago, Lacy4u said:

I've noticed that when the wives have discussions together, Myrla just sits back and listens like a fly on the wall. She seldom ever offers any advice and barely seems interested in conversing with the other ladies. She seems uncomfortable around the other women (possibly moreso disinterested). It makes me think of when Homer Simpson disappears backwards into the shrubs. That's Myrla in a nutshell.

I think Myrla's just more laid back than the other women.  I did notice her nodding a little when Bao was talking.  I'd say she's just disinterested.

[Kira53]

Wow!   Michaelia is learning that we should use words instead of showing how we feel  Otherwise known as don’t act out.  I think this is what they try to teach in pre-K  “use words, use words”.  don’t just bite another kid.

 Unfortunately Michaela is just talking because she hasn’t learned a damn thing because she’s going to act out like crazy. It’s just gonna take a couple more minutes for her to act out how she feels like a tantruming two year old. 

[TheBride]

I think Bao is very bright and she's had a history where she recognizes--rightfully so--an unfeeling, callous partner. I hope she rejects him because it will be a learning experience for her. She needs an easy-going, larger-thinking man who isn't wrapped up in himself. She deserves much more. (Of course, Johnny will try to establish that he is rejecting her, but we all know what the truth is.)

2 minutes ago, kristen111 said:

Good.  Ryan is getting his own medicine from Brett.  How does it feel?  

He's clearly out of ideas.

[Straycat80]

Finally, I think Brett is getting it, Ryan is just not into you. Tell him Buh-bye! 

[TheBride]

Ryan is trying to blame Brett. "I was trying to be an adult." Ha. Really? He's out of ideas and sounds like an idiot.

[kristen111]

6 minutes ago, mythoughtis said:

She considers them beneath her. Complains about an activity she wanted.  Couldn’t wear a cowboy hat like the rest of them 

She’s getting annoying.  Everything is about her, and he sees everything.  He says something, and she just stares and doesn’t give him the time of day.  She just sticks to her way of thinking.

[Crashcourse]

I like Brett's conversation with Ryan.

[TheBride]

1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

I like Brett's conversation with Ryan.

She's finally being honest. It's good and Ryan deserves to hear how she feels.

[LennieBriscoe]

Does Ryan think we believe his ridiculous "completely not giving up. ..trying to stay as open-minded as I can, and doing everything I can to make this marriage work."??????

GTHOOH. 

🤔  🤮 💩

[Straycat80]

Man, Michaela goes from zero to 100 in three seconds. 

[Crashcourse]

Batshit crazy Michaela is absolutely right.  Why in the bluedillyfuck hell would it make sense for them to get divorced and then "get to know each other" like Zack is proposing?  Like she said, he already knows who she is.  

[TheBride]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Man, Michaela goes from zero to 100 in three seconds. 

Yep. It's sick.

[LennieBriscoe]

27 minutes ago, mythoughtis said:

She considers them beneath her. Complains about an activity she wanted.  Couldn’t wear a cowboy hat like the rest of them 

 But at least her hat said "Mrs."! (Brett had no hat on at times.)

Ryan said he was "disappointed " that only Bao (Read: "Not Brett." Never mind no-one else shot the rifles, but whatever.) joined him.

Now see, when Myrla speaks like that, it's  a COMPLAINT. DANGER,  NEGATIVE, WILL ROBINSON! 

Edited October 21, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[TheBride]

1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

Batshit crazy Michaela is absolutely right.  Why in the bluedillyfuck hell would it make sense for them to get divorced and then "get to know each other" like Zack is proposing?  Like she said, he already knows who she is.  

Zach is naive. He doesn't realize that it's ok to run like heck from her!

[mythoughtis]

3 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

Batshit crazy Michaela is absolutely right.  Why in the bluedillyfuck hell would it make sense for them to get divorced and then "get to know each other" like Zack is proposing?  Like she said, he already knows who she is.  

For these two it wouldn’t.  For someone like Brett and Ryan maybe. 

[Straycat80]

Bao is the last person to give relationship advice. 

[TheBride]

Michaela is a lost soul. She puts on a good show.

[Crashcourse]

So Little Miss Bao is giving marriage advice to Michaela.  🙄  

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, mythoughtis said:

For these two it wouldn’t.  For someone like Brett and Ryan maybe. 

Brett needs Ryan like the proverbial fish needs a bicycle. Why get to know more of this affectless [fill in]? 

[TheBride]

This "couples" retreat is more like a bunch of unrelated, non-connected people!

[ChiMama]

Ugh. Michaela. Ugh. I’m watching on a delay, so haven’t seen the rave out yet, but her constant fake-ass pontificating and ‘wise advice’ to the other couples — like she’s got life all figured out — is grotesque. 🤮

Myrla - I’ve said it before - PUT DOWN THE DAMN PHONE! So annoying & rude. 

[TheBride]

1 minute ago, ChiMama said:

Ugh. Michaela. Ugh. I’m watching on a delay, so haven’t seen the rave out yet, but her constant fake-ass pontificating and ‘wise advice’ to the other couples — like she’s got life all figured out — is grotesque. 🤮

Myrla - I’ve said it before - PUT DOWN THE DAMN PHONE! So annoying & rude. 

Michaela: Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde. Who is she this moment????

[TheBride]

Michaela is nuts. Period. And she is worse when she drinks alcohol.

[Straycat80]

Don’t all the couples live in the same building? Can’t Michaela get a ride home with any one of them? 

[TheBride]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Don’t all the couples live in the same building? Can’t Michaela get a ride home with any one of them? 

Yes, but she's just gearing up for drama.

[Crashcourse]

Zack should go sleep with Johnny in bed or get on the couch with Ryan.  

[Brooklynista]

I am Bao. Bao is me. I'd be right at that door watching this spectacle. 

And then I'd run to Gil and Myrla's room to gossip.

[LennieBriscoe]

26 minutes ago, TheBride said:

Yep. It's sick.

A shockingly crappy suggestion might do that to a person. 

[Crashcourse]

Aaaaaaannnnnd here we go!