S07.E10: September 28, 2021

[JenE4]

Tensions and temperatures rise on the beach…

[dizzyd]

3 hours! Really 😏

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m here for it!

I’m still trying to figure out how Ivan betrayed Aaron. He’s ridiculous. He said if someone new came on he was interested in he’d stick around. Boom! Chelsea, no matter if he never mentioned her before. I think he’s more into her than Aaron is. 

Edited September 29, 2021 by Kiss my mutt

[JenE4]

Why is everyone trying to get to the bottom of whether Ivan is scamming for a rose? No one (but Aaron) cared when Tammy went kissing his “arch-nemesis” Thomas right in front of him, moments before the rose ceremony. It’s the exact same scenario except Becca happened to show up that night and “saved” Aaron from being sent home. The common denominator here is Aaron. There seems to be a long-standing pattern of girls partnering with him as an only resort and then leaving him as soon as they get a better option. That’s on you, Aaron. Though, I was surprised how “tough” the normally sweet and meek aerospace (or whatever) engineer Ivan was standing up to Aaron.

Edited September 29, 2021 by JenE4
Remembered Thomas’s name

[tennisgurl]

I’m really trying to work out the horrific lie that’s being perpetuated. Ivan’s a pretty chill guy, but he was squaring up pretty hard against Aaron. 

[dizzyd]

There’s Chelsea and a whole bunch of cameras. Come on!

That being said, neither relationship is going anywhere so a whole to do about nothing.

Edited September 29, 2021 by dizzyd

[JenE4]

Where is Chelsea?! EVERYONE is here all up in this business! Is there one guy missing? If so, I’m guessing Chelsea is making out with him while everyone is arguing as if she has no free will. Doesn’t matter who Chelsea wants—what’s the consensus of the tribe?

[Kiss my mutt]

Chelsea bout to sort it out though. 

[dizzyd]

And Ivan was one of my favs who I thought was above the drama! I had to mute him because that’s plain stupid.

[tennisgurl]

Damn it Ivan! I was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you?!? 

[Kiss my mutt]

Wow, Ivan is making me take sides with Aaron.  I do not like this. 

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, tennisgurl said:

Damn it Ivan! I was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you?!? 

How dare he make Aaron the better person!

[tennisgurl]

Ivan’s getting called to the principals office! 

[Stats Queen]

5 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Damn it Ivan! I was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you?!? 

 

[Kiss my mutt]

Who the heck is Alexa?

[Stats Queen]

Love the editors. Under Riley’s name:

Works Out

🤣🤣🤣

[Dottie D]

Oh please, "Do you know the gravity of what you've done?" 

[dizzyd]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Ivan’s getting called to the principals office! 

I was thinking the same thing. This is so ridiculous! So Ivan and Alexa, big deal. Who fucking cares!!! They’re making it out like he committed a crime.

[DEL901]

Ivan has gone from having feet of clay, to clay up to the top of his legs.  

[JenE4]

So Ivan and Alexa were talking on their balconies, but no one even jumped off and broke their legs? What a letdown.

[dizzyd]

Alexa, Peter’s season 

[DEL901]

Just now, dizzyd said:

I was thinking the same thing. This is so ridiculous! So Ivan and Alexa, big deal. Who fucking cares!!! They’re making it out like he committed a crime.

He clearly violated the BIP rule book and will be banished accordingly.  This has been quite the season of rule breakers.  They are going to need to turn one of the Boom Boom rooms into a holding cell.  

[JenE4]

Now, tell your father what you’ve done.

[Kiss my mutt]

2 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Alexa, Peter’s season 

Wow, she’s pretty! I kind of remember her. 

[dizzyd]

Aww Riley! 🥰

[JenE4]

How did we go from last season where everyone hooked up with each other at Stagecoach, to this season it’s the ultimate sin to speak to someone before they set foot on the sand?! This is so ridiculously stupid. How is this devastating everyone?!? Jesus freaking Christ. Riley is so disappointed. I’m sure he’s not disappointed in you, buddy, but your poor choices…

[tennisgurl]

Your under Bachelor arrest! Holy shit, everyone’s acting like he butchered a family and skinned their puppy.

Edited September 29, 2021 by tennisgurl

[dizzyd]

How did mopey Joe go from almost leaving to being in the strongest relationship with someone 1/2 his age? Then again, strength of a BiP relationship is not a high bar. 

[Jax7917]

I’m sorry , did Ivan kill a cat ? Wells and the contestants make it seem like he should be in jail for murder for ::wait for it:: 

Talking to a girl who was going to show up in paradise before she was physically there even though they were in the same hotel . Someone call the police . 

[Kiss my mutt]

Becca just sounds so awkward every time she opens her mouth. “Tall drink of water” lolz

I’m glad Tia picked James even though her vagina prefers Blake. That’s nice of her to give him a chance to find love this week and gave Blake the dismissal. 
 

Dr. Joe is dismissed. Probably for the best since he’s in love with Brendan. 

Edited September 29, 2021 by Kiss my mutt

[JenE4]

I guess Tia’s heart spoke louder than her vagina. god, why did I need to remember that? Sorry, guys.

[Jax7917]

Thomas : I can see myself thriving with Becca outside of paradise . 
Me : No shit . Becca being a former bachelorette is the only reason you’re with her. He’s got stars in his eyes for how many followers he’ll get . 

[DEL901]

Hope it is okay to post this here…New Bachelor host announced…https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/28/jesse-palmer-replaces-chris-harrison-bachelor-host-racism-controversy-scandal-abc/.  Who I assume will host BiP next season. 

Edited September 29, 2021 by DEL901

[seacliffsal]

FINALLY a rose ceremony (but only after Wells try to be stern when addressing Ivan's disrespect towards the process, er, the journey, er, the rules, er, whatever...).

[Madding crowd]

I don’t care that Ivan spoke to some girl at a hotel. Acting like this is some kind of crime is ridiculous. I’m still not a fan of Wells, he just has a boring personality to me. Why was Chelsea suspiciously absent when all this was going on?

[Crashcourse]

I kept switching back and forth between this and another show, so which guys got sent home?  Thanks in advance.

[JenE4]

The “passion” is already gone in 9 days?

[tennisgurl]

Well it took us 900 years but we finally got to a ride ceremony. Just in time for Ivan to be removed and shamed for his crimes against humanity. 

[dizzyd]

3 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

I kept switching back and forth between this and another show, so which guys got sent home?  Thanks in advance.

Ivan was sent home for egregiously violating the rules of Paradise. Then Demar, DrJoe and Blake didn’t get roses. They weren’t there long enough anyway. 

Edited September 29, 2021 by dizzyd

[Crashcourse]

2 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Ivan was sent home for egregiously violating the rules of Paradise. Then Demar, DrJoe and Blake didn’t get roses. They weren’t there long enough anyway. 

Ok, thanks.  I was spoiled about Ivan and no surprise about the other three.

[tennisgurl]

Perfect place to fall in love/get an STD. 

[dizzyd]

Yeah Kenny tell Anna Chicago isn’t a small town where everyone knows everyone else.

[Suzysite]

I can kind of see Kenny's point. Mari is just so...bland

[JenE4]

Anna probably shouldn’t be leading with these guys that she’s known for making bad decisions on her season. I get the feeling most of these guys weren’t regular viewers of The Bachelor and they would otherwise be captivated by her looks. I think she finally caught on when she realized her options are too limited to begin with. James is giddy talking to her.

[Crashcourse]

8 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Perfect place to fall in love/get an STD. 

Boom Boom!

[dizzyd]

Why do they keep up with the gross dates.

A python on my back would so not be relaxing. 

Edited September 29, 2021 by dizzyd

[JenE4]

Of course it couldn’t just be a couples massage: HUMAN CHURROS. And now a snake?!? What is happening?! Some producer must have had a wild dream or something. 

Edited September 29, 2021 by JenE4

[Dottie D]

34 minutes ago, Jax7917 said:

I’m sorry , did Ivan kill a cat ? Wells and the contestants make it seem like he should be in jail for murder for ::wait for it:: 

Talking to a girl who was going to show up in paradise before she was physically there even though they were in the same hotel . Someone call the police . 

Like this wasn't a set-up by the producers! I turned it off after Ivan said his good-byes. 

[Crashcourse]

Snakes!  Oh HELL NO!!

[tinkerbell]

24 minutes ago, Madding crowd said:

I don’t care that Ivan spoke to some girl at a hotel. Acting like this is some kind of crime is ridiculous. I’m still not a fan of Wells, he just has a boring personality to me. Why was Chelsea suspiciously absent when all this was going on?

Seems to me there was a recent Bachelorette,  (claire?) Where the men were forbidden to contact her while they were quarantined, and Dale contacted her anyway. She praised him for it, thought it was so great that he cared enough to break the rules.