90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

I can’t believe the Single Life Tell All is THREE episodes. 
Kody to Christine, “See you never!” 

[Mindthinkr]

Pred’s vest looks like a wannabe biker vest 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed’s family can’t wait for him to finally marry someone, ANYONE, so he’ll no longer be their problem.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m trying to snark but this episode is just boring and depressing. I don’t enjoy watching Michael and Liz being berated and abused.

This is probably the worst round of PT snark in 90DF history. That’s really saying something.

[OneGuy]

Ed's pensive look is irritating to me.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Pred’s vest looks like a wannabe biker vest 😂

It’s what a toddler would wear riding his trike.

[Pepper Mostly]

50 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Since @Pepper Mostly isn't here yet, fuck you Belial!

Hellooooooo everyone! I made it at last! Fun filled day thrift shopping and day (into night) drinking! Thanks for taking up the fuck you Bilal slack, @Gobi!

Who are these cousins of Ed's? Why have we never met them before? Oh never mind, they want to be on teevee. Yawn. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz, if you laid off the booze, you’d probably be more in control of your emotions.

[Frozendiva]

Ed’s mom knows who and what her son is. Her concern should be Liz.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is everyone so "protective" of fucking ED? They must know by now what a shit he is. 

[OneGuy]

About Ed's mom: "You have to understand where she's coming from.  She's set in her ways . . ."  OR she just has a knack for discerning what this relationship really is.

[Welshman in Ca]

My sister just asked my wife why (as in why would you punish yourself) when she met her. 🤣

[Hotel Snarker]

Fuck PrEd. Klippel-Feil syndrome doesn’t excuse your shit personality.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Liz, if you laid off the booze, you’d probably be more in control of your emotions.

The booze, the recreational drugs, the eating disorder "support" websites, and last but not least, Ed. That girl is a MESS. 

[Grifter Lives]

Wait!  Family's important to PrEd?  But he's American.  Is it in his culture?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Ed’s mom knows who and what her son is. Her concern should be Liz.

Sounds like he turned out just like daddy dearest

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

This is probably the worst round of PT snark in 90DF history. That’s really saying something.

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

This is probably the worst round of PT snark in 90DF history. That’s really saying something.

Sorry. Didn’t mean to double quote. So many people bailed tonight. Not that I blame anyone. I’m only here for the snark. If the cats weren’t so well fed I’d be off doing butler duties. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly walks so gracefully for a knock-kneed, pigeon toed large woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

Usman: Never kiss me. Ever. You repel me. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Who are these cousins of Ed's? 

That’s actually Ed’s sister. He mentioned there were six kids. Where are the rest of them? 

[goofygirl]

Time for some bad news Kimbally.  Guess what??  You're gonna have to be THE ONLY WIFE of this international superstah!!  He's gonna crap his pants.

[OneGuy]

Did Liz just say Ed values his family?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sainte-chapelle]

Usman learned from his last mistake…no marriage until he gets that visa

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Usman: Never kiss me. Ever. You repel me. 

Second wives never kiss their (first) husbands.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why so much luggage. It isn’t like she is dressing like Darcey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Kim. You are so deluded. 

Unman won't even hold her whole hand. Just two fingers. He hates her. 

OK, check "visit to immigration lawyer" on your Bingo cards! 

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

That’s actually Ed’s sister. He mentioned there were six kids. Where are the rest of them? 

Witness protection? 

Seriously, I bet most of them haven't spoken to him in years. 

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Usman is playing this con like a pro. And we get to see all his awards! Which begs the question, Awards for what exactly?

Those looked like the most fake awards ever. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The lawyer can’t believe Kimbelly is as stupid as horseshit.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

That’s actually Ed’s sister. He mentioned there were six kids. Where are the rest of them? 

Hiding in shame.

[OneGuy]

"There's a law against polygamy.  I don't know if you guys knew that."  Kim: "What's polygamy?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake, Kim. How does she not know that polygamy is illegal in the US? She is blinded by her naked thirst for this loser. 

[Eldemarge]

Kim is giving me a fucking headache.

[Hotel Snarker]

Call in Kody to find a way around this problem!

[magemaud]

Usman: “Curses! Foiled again!” 
I say the same thing every week. Why does he need to marry another woman to have a baby with her? 
He’s going to be stuck in Nigeria for a while, he can Yammy the crap out of the local girls. 

Edited November 21, 2022 by magemaud

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Kim is giving me a fucking headache.

Would a glass of my wine help? 

[Frozendiva]

If Usman has to have kids, don’t marry Kimmy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly’s son, Jamal, needs to lock his mother up in her room because she’s too stupid to lead her life.

[goofygirl]

Did Usman and Baby Girl Lisa not go through this when they were together??  Oh, who cares.

And this Pottroast sisters fight club is about as interesting as watching paint dry.  Who cares about them either.

Edited November 21, 2022 by goofygirl

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for fucks sake, Kim. How does she not know that polygamy is illegal in the US? She is blinded by her naked thirst for this loser. 

Her relationship won't be polygamous.  He'll just have more than one wife.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Would a glass of my wine help? 

Maybe a bottle?

[Doublemint]

Took a break from the computer, but back now.    Kim is an idiot.   Now she says she should have checked with the immigration lawyer sooner.  Usman says, "he's in need of a child".  In other words bye bye Kimmie.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Maybe a bottle?

You are welcome to anything I have 🍷

[Hotel Snarker]

How. Did. They. Go. This far. Without considering the “NO POLYGAMY” thing? Idiots.

[Maybeitsme]

This is why I let this sh$# go.  It's Too Much!

I can barely keep up with the lockup people 

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Did Usman wade thru mud in his jeans?

I have decided that Kimballly reminds me of the salesperson on Say Yes to the Dress, I think her name is Lisa.

Is that really Usman's home, rental or otherwise? Is that a rental Kim is paying for?

She does look like a taller version of Lisa! 

[Pepper Mostly]

37 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I’m having Candied Yammy Thursday. 

DEAD

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"There's a law against polygamy.  I don't know if you guys knew that."  Kim: "What's polygamy?"

She definitely thought it wouldn’t count if the subsequent wives were in Nigeria.

[Frozendiva]

Why does Usman *need* a child? Gossip, at his age he does not have kids, the older American ladies?

[Pepper Mostly]

Team Andrei. Those sisters are creepy self centered hags. 

[Gobi]

Bleep this bleeping bleep bleep. For bleep's bleep!