90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

2 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

   I was trying to explain this show to a neighbor last night. I told him for me it was more about the snark and our genuine support of each other. This show does not translate well to others if they’ve never seen it. It’s hard to understand how good they (the people wanting green cards)  are at duping us. 
   I understand things better than y’all think. I married someone from a foreign country. I got them the green card and supported him for a year. Then he turned a 180 on me. Even my lawyer thought we were marrying for love. Their ability to deceive must be a course taught in grade school because some are really good at it. Needless to say I’m divorced, but suffered financially and physically. I was smart enough to make him sign a quit claim etc, so he didn’t walk away with half of what I have. He did however take a lot of my jewelry (including heirlooms) and give it to all the whores he had relations with. Imagine going food shopping and seeing your custom earrings on the cashier’s ears. He used to flirt with her. I should have known better. Now the loves of my life are my grandkids and cats. Hope that wasn’t TMI. I have debated for seasons about telling you that I was a fool. 

All I’ve got to say is: Thank God you weren’t on 90 Day Fiance for the whole world to see. I feel like TLC would exploit you and make it come out as clout, when it really isn’t.

[Frozendiva]

Pillow Talk folks tonight and probably next week:

Robert and Anny

Patrick and John

Emily and Kobe

Kalani and Kolini

[Pepper Mostly]

(Heavy sigh) OK, peeps, I'm here, loins girded, strong medications at the ready. How much more of this do we have to endure? Angela is giving me agita and a case of the megrims. 

[Bees52]

Good evening, everyone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’re only a fool if you don’t learn from your mistakes, @Mindthinkr. 

[Mindthinkr]

Ready for the snark. Hello everyone. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hey y’all! It is nice to be with you snarkers yet again for more of this unbearable slodge. I probably rated last week’s episode a 3/10 because it was the same old, same old, with no entertainment whatsoever (especially Grangela and Pred). I added a couple of points because the Jenny snark was 🔥! Also, why do they call this show “Happily Ever After?” I think it should be named something else, honestly, because what we are seeing on screen? Methinks not “Happily Ever After”. Methinks “Miserably Ever After”.

[Gobi]

If this snark is to continue, someone has to gift me with a bull. That way, there will be plenty of bullshit on hand.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Howdy, friends and fellow snarkers. Get ready to rumble.

[Eldemarge]

I brought the wine and I'm READY to watch Kim stomp away for the zillionth time!

[magemaud]

Looks like Kimbally is going to flounce off again tonight (or in her case “lumber”) 

Angela, too

Edited October 24, 2022 by magemaud

[OneGuy]

Good evening all.  i'm hoping to be strong enough to withstand the soundtrack of the show and its emotional manipulation.

[kacesq]

Good evening all! Ready for the snark. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hey y’all! It is nice to be with you snarkers yet again for more of this unbearable slodge. I probably rated last week’s episode a 3/10 because it was the same old, same old, with no entertainment whatsoever (especially Grangela and Pred). I added a couple of points because the Jenny snark was 🔥! Also, why do they call this show “Happily Ever After?” I think it should be named something else, honestly, because what we are seeing on screen? Methinks not “Happily Ever After”. Methinks “Miserably Ever After”.

How about just "I'm Gonna Scream At You!"? 

[Floatingbison]

Let's get snarkical, snarkical
I wanna get snarkical
Let's get into snarkical
Let me hear your snarky talk . . .

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

If this snark is to continue, someone has to gift me with a bull. That way, there will be plenty of bullshit on hand.

Would you take a goat? 

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re only a fool if you don’t learn from your mistakes, @Mindthinkr. 

I went to the Domestic Violence place, took a course, had counseling and have never married again. I have a neighbor I hang out with, but I keep money, house and beds separate. I’m not unhappy. I have good friends and my cats will be 19 next weekend. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I had possibly one of the most terrible weeks of all time. Never thought I would survive, but I did! This weekend I just felt like a sleepwalking bear, and it was UNPLEASANT. I feel much better today, not 100% but still able bodied. I’m excited for the snark to begin, but not very excited for two people who I’ve reserved rough bricks for.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie looks like a low class hooker. Just saying.

[kacesq]

The baby looks like Jovi. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Good evening all.  i'm hoping to be strong enough to withstand the soundtrack of the show and its emotional manipulation.

Stay strong, friend, we got you. Here, have a margarita and some Xanax. 

[OneGuy]

Only 1:57 left.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(Heavy sigh) OK, peeps, I'm here, loins girded, strong medications at the ready. How much more of this do we have to endure? Angela is giving me agita and a case of the megrims. 

When is this going to end? It is interminable!

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

How about just "I'm Gonna Scream At You!"? 

Scream Zone. Disaster Zone.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder if Yara’s mother will recognize her, what with all the plastic surgery she’s undergone these past couple of years.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

The baby looks like Jovi. 

Cue my Rockin' Sidney video!!!  Don't Mess with My Toot Toot!

[kacesq]

I’m bored already.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Grangie looks like a low class hooker. Just saying.

She WISHES she looked like a hooker of any stripe. What she looks like is a walking case of toenail fungus and mange. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She WISHES she looked like a hooker of any stripe. What she looks like is a walking case of toenail fungus and mange. 

Toenail fungus, the bane of open toed shoes...I've heard.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m bored already.

Same, friend. Same. 

[Eldemarge]

Jovi. What an asshole.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is such a dick.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Would you take a goat? 

A goat and two chickens is @Gobi’s final offer.

[kacesq]

Did they color coordinate?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Grangie looks like a diseased low class hooker. Just saying.

She WISHES she looked like a hooker of any stripe. What she looks like is a walking case of toenail fungus and mange. 

Is that better?

[Bees52]

Yara wants to help aid her country, but mostly she wants to get away from her current home.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gwen. Shut the fuck up. "what if Yara wants to stay?". She's not your fucking hostage you hag. Shut up. 

[charmed1]

Mrs. Gwen, please stop doing favors for these ungrateful fucks.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Would you take a goat? 

I can only afford a Walmart concealed carry handbag and chocolate panties, but my heart is true 

[Hotel Snarker]

Then he wants to ask later what they’re saying in Ukrainian. Maybe if you learned…..???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Yara one of those people who is constantly drinking because she thinks she’s in constant need of hydration? 

[Floatingbison]

Grange and BGL are such moral hazards, . . . racial insults and assaultive behavior, they're two sides of the same coin.

[GrammyPammy]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

two people who I’ve reserved rough bricks for.

Only two??

[Gobi]

🎶Here comes the bribe🎵

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly will never stop humiliating herself. It’s a real talent.

[Grifter Lives]

I'm surprised that Jovi would not have enough FFM for upgrades to 1st class.  Maybe they just wanted the 3-seat configuration in coach.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Yara one of those people who is constantly drinking because she thinks she’s in constant need of hydration? 

Gotta keep those fillers full 

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn straight it’s a bribe!

[kacesq]

It was a bribe, Kimberly. Just like all the gifts you gave Usman. 

[OneGuy]

Kim, you really don't wish they would get to know you.  Trust me.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Only two??

They should be in my first post above…

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Yara wants to help aid her country, but mostly she wants to get away from her current home.

In Yara's shoes I would prefer Ukraine. I'd prefer the trackless wastes of Antarctica, tea with Jenny, Sumit and his parents, or a trip to the ax throwing bar with Bilal and Shaeeda. Fucking Gwen is already working my last nerve. Hand over the baby, Gwen, she's not yours, she's your son and Yara's, and her other grandmother has a right to see her too. Bitch.