90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Eldemarge]

I'm looking at these women and I'm looking at my own hair and I'm trying to fluff it up because I'm terrified of THE FLATNESS.  Thanks, Kim and Jenny.

[Frozendiva]

Sumit will hopefully be working so he can avoid the daughter.

[Gobi]

Somemeat can't wait to try Reverse Flying Monkey from the kama sutra with Jenny.

[GrammyPammy]

Spoiler

The look on Sumit’s face when he hears Jenny’s daughter/daughter-in-law are coming to visit! 😂😂😂

Edited October 10, 2022 by GrammyPammy
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[Auntie Anxiety]

I am forever distracted by Sumit’s teeth and his palate. How does he chew if the top teeth aren’t opposite the bottom teeth? (I’m a dentist’s daughter.)

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

I grew up in the Rocky Mountains. I am not impressed with the view Sumit finds so beautiful, sorry.

Rockies are just a few hours drive from here.

[Suzywriter]

did she say yogurt class? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Jennay looks like scum meats maiden Auntys best friend and lesbian lover

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Yeah, Usman, mom is going to adore your new middle aged fiancée.

And she’s not even bringing a goat/hostess gift! 

[Hotel Snarker]

The River Ganges pronounced the doom of Smoot and Jenny’s marriage by sinking their fire flower.

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Kim's all excited about the camels. I bet she yells "Horses!" every time she sees one from the car.  

You’re a fucking sociopath if you don’t yell “horses” or “cows”.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit wants to practice new techniques to show on their OnlyFans.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

They are the worst. But Snarkville is the best.

Wanna bet Kimbaaaly throws a drink on someone? It's the only way she can touch someone.

If she throws a drink on Useman's Mother she's toast!

[LEILANI2]

You'd think a 60+ lady who traveled to India 10 years ago to seduce a young 20 year old man in his parents home would have taken a look at the Kama Sutra and other sex books by now.

Send her to a 10 day household cleaning workshop, the one taught by Summeat's mom for a weekend didn't stick.

Edited October 10, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Gobi]

Big Pred looks like a tick ready to burst.

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am forever distracted by Sumit’s teeth and his palate. How does he chew if the top teeth aren’t opposite the bottom teeth? (I’m a dentist’s daughter.)

Use back teeth, I guess.  

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How about you getting a job, Sumit? Wouldn’t that be exciting?

Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not get crazy! Who'd clip Jenny's toenails, for one thing? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Maximum pleasure.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit wants to practice new techniques to show on their OnlyFans.

The mental image of them participating in anything sexual is going to make vomit all night!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The River Ganges pronounced the doom of Smoot and Jenny’s marriage by sinking their fire flower.

You’re a fucking sociopath if you don’t yell “horses” or “cows”.

Yelling "cows" is a sanity test.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit wants to practice new techniques to show on their OnlyFans.

Oh, thanks. I may NEVER stop heaving. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

did she say yogurt class? 

Yes they’re learning about Karma Sutra Yogurt 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

You'd think a 60+ lady who traveled to India 10 years ago to seduce a young 20 year old man in his parents home would have taken a look at the Kama Sutra and other sex books by now.

Has he never watched any porn? Or maybe his mother forbade it? 🤣🤣🤣

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm looking at these women and I'm looking at my own hair and I'm trying to fluff it up because I'm terrified of THE FLATNESS.  Thanks, Kim and Jenny.

I am 67 and my scalp has been getting more and more tender the past few years…I used to tease my hair for volume (I live in Dallas, home of Big Hair!) but it’s too painful to brush out the tangles now. I do use lots of root-lifting/volumizing products, though. Maybe Jenny and Kim are also getting tender scalps in their old age. Nah…

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Gobi said:

Big Pred looks like a tick ready to burst.

Maybe they make a 'spoon' big enough to remove him permanently. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

You'd think a 60+ lady who traveled to India 10 years ago to seduce a young 20 year old man in his parents home would have taken a look at the Kama Sutra and other sex books by now.

Send her to a 10 day household cleaning workshop, the one taught by Summeat's mom for a weekend didn't stick.

I love this so much!! 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The mental image of them participating in anything sexual is going to make vomit all night!

Think of the weight you'll lose!

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Has he never watched any porn? Or maybe his mother forbade it? 🤣🤣🤣

So much for older ladies teaching a young man a thing or two. Jenny is so lazy she married her cat fish.

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

You'd think a 60+ lady who traveled to India 10 years ago to seduce a young 20 year old man in his parents home would have taken a look at the Kama Sutra and other sex books by now.

There’s a lot of things normal people would think but normal people does not apply to this shit show. 

[MagicEyes]

I was thinking about watching another show now, but I can’t tear myself away from this train wreck. I’m sure I’ll regret it when we get deeper into the “karma sutra” discussion. I need to know what flimsy excuse Liz has for running away from the engagement party, shoeless and sobbing.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Big Pred looks like a tick ready to burst.

Dead ee

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

I am 67 and my scalp has been getting more and more tender the past few years…I used to tease my hair for volume (I live in Dallas, home of Big Hair!) but it’s too painful to brush out the tangles now. I do use lots of root-lifting/volumizing products, though. Maybe Jenny and Kim are also getting tender scalps in their old age. Nah…

Really?  I’ve had intermittent tender scalp for many years.  It’s a mystery.  

[Suzywriter]

Jenny manages to sound like she's complaining even when she's happy.

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Olivia Culpo is doing a reality show on TLC? Lmao. Desperate.

so is Whitney over her mother’s health issues and looking to get laid?

Should I know who the Culpos are? 

[SunnyBeBe]

Is there another whole hour of this?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz, cut out the middle man and leave stat.

[Doublemint]

At least Jenny gave up the brown lipstick she used to wear.   It's an improvement.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharp grabbed the first fifty people they could find off the street for this “party.”

[MagicEyes]

These people are delusional. 🙄

[tvrox]

Ed, you are in no way the love of my life... George Clooney. 

That really does look like wedding dress. 

[GrammyPammy]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am forever distracted by Sumit’s teeth and his palate. How does he chew if the top teeth aren’t opposite the bottom teeth? (I’m a dentist’s daughter.)

I’m a retired dental hygienist and same. I’m pretty sure the malocclusion is from thumb-sucking well after his permanent front teeth erupted (about age 6). His back teeth may work okay but he can’t  bite into a sandwich or apple, that’s for sure!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Scooter Girl? OMG, that’s the perfect gift for the original scooter girl from the what’s her name and Jay season.

[magemaud]

Anybody want to plop down $6K for a weekend retreat at Meri’s bed and breakfast next month? 
https://www.lizziesheritageinn.com/retreats

Edited October 10, 2022 by magemaud
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[Eldemarge]

If my friend broke up with her boyfriend EIGHT times and then had a party for their engagement, I honestly don't know if I could show up.  I'm surprised they have that many people there!

[SunnyBeBe]

Whoa…wonder how much that engagement party cost?

[Pepper Mostly]

ED THINKS HE'S A CROSS BETWEEN GEORGE CLOONEY AND DANNY DEVITO OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DEAD. 

[LEILANI2]

Shut up Ed, you wish you were as good looking as Danny Devito.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Really?  I’ve had intermittent tender scalp for many years.  It’s a mystery.  

My tender scalp turned out to be benign brain tumors that are squeezed into the joints between the skull bones, like grout. They are absolutely harmless...they just make it hurt to comb/brush hair or wear a hat.  Apparently they are quite common, like the internal zits of aging. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Is there another whole hour of this?  

There's no yawn emoji, get used to it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Liz, are you fucking blind?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

If my friend broke up with her boyfriend EIGHT times and then had a party for their engagement, I honestly don't know if I could show up.  I'm surprised they have that many people there!

I'd have taken the $50 and shown up, too.