90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Far be it from me to body shame but Liz is putting on weight at an alarming rate. 

[OneGuy]

It low-key bothers me that Liz is subjecting her daughter to being anywhere near Ed.

[judylo]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Liz’s mother is larger than Big Ed 

And who is the other American Gothic woman?

[OneGuy]

Don't be on the fence Liz's mom!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

It low-key bothers me that Liz is subjecting her daughter to being anywhere near Ed.

I'm seriously outraged by it. Liz can throw herself away on a gaslighting mental abuser like Ed, but dragging her daughter into this mess is beyond the pale. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Far be it from me to body shame but Liz is putting on weight at an alarming rate. 

Definitely eating her feelings living with that turd.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why would anyone want to talk to Ed, for any reason? 

[magemaud]

Just now, judylo said:

And who is the other American Gothic woman?

Grandma! She drove 16 hours so I give her mad props. 

[Pepper Mostly]

See? Liz is in tears within what? Four minutes? 

God, she's a wreck. Her hair's stringy and her skin is all blotchy. She cries at the drop of a hat. She's so happy, y'all. 

[Shelbie]

I liked the first dress more.

[Pepper Mostly]

GRANDMA THAT DRESS DOES NOT LOOK PRETTY ON HER! GET YOUR EYES CHECKED. 

Girl, you want a cheap dress, go to Goodwill. Sheesh. 

[OneGuy]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

GRANDMA THAT DRESS DOES NOT LOOK PRETTY ON HER! GET YOUR EYES CHECKED. 

Girl, you want a cheap dress, go to Goodwill. Sheesh. 

Goodwill is for wedding number 4, I believe.

[judylo]

Manuel is actually kinda funny this episode. Maybe he’s an actor …

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My god you are utterly fabulous. I am bowing down right now. 

Thank you!!

That was made for the annual Witchwalk...300 Witches parade through town, and meet for a synchronized dance finale in the waterfront park. I'm a steampunk Witch, so I wear a tophat instead of the usual pointed affair.

I've already started making 2024's dress in purple & magenta.

I dress like this for all of October, and nobody bats an eye until Nov 1st.

[magemaud]

Are we expecting too much of Manuel’s English? He’s only been here a year! 

[OneGuy]

"Play along with her nuttiness."  - Quote of the season already.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

I liked the first dress more.

Me, too. Dress #2 just accentuated her tummy and butt. 

[Suzywriter]

17 minutes ago, magemaud said:

They’re trying to hide Emily’s pregnancy with creative camera angles 

That rarely works.

[Pepper Mostly]

Am I having a fever dream? What the hell am I watching right now? 

[MagicEyes]

I want to recast this show with raccoons. It would be so much better!

[OneGuy]

"I want him to like me for the person that I am."  Be a different person then, Ashley.

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Definitely eating her feelings living with that turd.

I'm surprised she's not doing shots of Propofol.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm surprised she's not doing shots of Propofol.

Maybe that too. 

[Eldemarge]

Ashley thinks she's soooo interesting.

Also, I'm amazed that this show managed to make all these episodes about couples basically doing nothing, with no plot whatsoever.  But maybe that isn't so amazing for TLC.  THEY TRICK YOU INTO THINKING YOU'RE WATCHING THINGS HAPPEN

TLC stands for the Trickery Lies Company.

[magemaud]

Manuel’s English class reminded me of this scene from “Stripes.” 

 

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Far be it from me to body shame but Liz is putting on weight at an alarming rate. 

She's trying to lose her neck before rolling down the aisle.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She's trying to lose her neck before rolling down the aisle.

I'm going to need a new emoji for "going straight to hell because I laughed at this."

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That rarely works.

Sometimes it does. Last week I was watching a terrible movie with Keri Russell and didn’t realize until later, when I read the reviews, that she was six months pregnant in some of the scenes. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Sometimes it does. Last week I was watching a terrible movie with Keri Russell and didn’t realize until later, when I read the reviews, that she was six months pregnant in some of the scenes. 

Yeah, but TLC...

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm going to need a new emoji for "going straight to hell because I laughed at this."

OK that's it, I'm dead. 

[JeanJean]

19 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

It low-key bothers me that Liz is subjecting her daughter to being anywhere near Ed.

He's such a miserable person and being around him constantly is going to change that sweet child.

[Suzywriter]

Mom Emily has great silver locks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for heaven's sake, Emily, you don't have to do anything, just let the aunties and cousins do everything. 

Here it comes! WEIRD FOOD! 

[Suzywriter]

That hair tower on Emily's head...is that a style?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Mom Emily has great silver locks.

She is beautiful but she's an awful person. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Mom Emily has great silver locks.

How is she old enough to be Emily's mom? 

[judylo]

“Here, take her!”

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm going to need a new emoji for "going straight to hell because I laughed at this."

😈

[Pepper Mostly]

Dad Emily: Did you ever think we'd get a dowry for one of our daughters? 

Pepper Mostly: And Emily, to boot! You all thought she'd end up in jail! 

Emily's mother is bugging the bejesus out of me with her utter dismissive disrespect for Kobe's culture. Cram it, white lady. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

That hair tower on Emily's head...is that a style?

Is it a Cameroonian hairstyle?

[Pepper Mostly]

Mahmoud is tired and homesick, so of course Nicole is dragging him around Santa Monica pier and making him "have fun". Tone deaf doesn't begin to describe her. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

How is she old enough to be Emily's mom? 

Emily is what, 32? Mom could be under 50.

Nicole is so needy and selfish.

[MagicEyes]

Is Nicole always hateful for no reason? 

[judylo]

Not Muslim enough! You’re not Muslim at all!

[OneGuy]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That hair tower on Emily's head...is that a style?

Certainly different than Nicole's!

[judylo]

Wait, I missed something. Nicole is jealous now?

[Pepper Mostly]

Gee, maybe he was just surprised to see a Muslim woman wearing a headscarf? Nicole is just horrible. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dad Emily: Did you ever think we'd get a dowry for one of our daughters? 

Pepper Mostly: And Emily, to boot! You all thought she'd end up in jail! 

Emily's mother is bugging the bejesus out of me with her utter dismissive disrespect for Kobe's culture. Cram it, white lady. 

Emily is worth a few quadrupeds.

[JeanJean]

Geez, Nicole, maybe Mahmoud was happy to see someone from his culture and to know he wasn't alone there and there might be more. What a bitch.

[magemaud]

Don’t they have to find a mosque for Mahmoud?