90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Shelbie]

Why is Mahmoud in America ?

He will hate everything about it and be desperate to control Nicole because he will be unhappy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. "Those crazy foreigners with their crazy driving!" Where are the mangy dogs and starving kids and mud huts? Someone at Sharp is asleep at the switch. 

[Suzywriter]

Coby is so cute. What a beautiful smile.

[Pepper Mostly]

Points to Emily's dad for Most Ridiculous Looking White Guy on the Entire Continent of Africa. 

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Coby is so cute. What a beautiful smile.

I love him. He seems like such a sweet cuddly teddy bear. 

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here we go. "Those crazy foreigners with their crazy driving!" Where are the mangy dogs and starving kids and mud huts? Someone at Sharp is asleep at the switch. 

They’re waiting until daylight so we can be more shocked.

[magemaud]

Speaking of fashion, Amazon suggested this for me today. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Speaking of fashion, Amazon suggested this for me today. 

I can state unequivocally that this dress would not get you a second glance here in Salem. 

[OneGuy]

Just a mini-rant.  One thing I despise about these shows is the fact that these people seem to really believe they are inherently interesting and that viewers would actually be engrossed in what they have to say.

[Eldemarge]

Don't worry Manuel.  I suspect she is a bad witch. Like... just bad at witchery.  She isn't going to hex you.

She also isn't astute enough to figure out he doesn't even LIKE her so whatever grift he's putting down, I think he's safe.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Just a mini-rant.  One thing I despise about these shows is the fact that these people seem to really believe they are inherently interesting and that viewers would actually be engrossed in what they have to say.

Spot on. These feebs are dullsville--jejune, gauche, unintelligent, incurious, and yet so sure that they are sharing priceless insights. 

[MagicEyes]

7 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Speaking of fashion, Amazon suggested this for me today. 

I like this, but I've been leaning heavily towards the Victorian widow look lately. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Don't worry Manuel.  I suspect she is a bad witch. Like... just bad at witchery.  She isn't going to hex you.

She's a poser and a phony. She's a witch and I'm a turkey. 

[Shelbie]

This is me every time Ashley talks about being a witch. 🙄🙄🙄

Edited April 1, 2024 by Shelbie

[Eldemarge]

This Rexaulti commercial...  what is "unusual urges?"  I really need to know.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This Rexaulti commercial...  what is "unusual urges?"  I really need to know.

This is filling my mind with mental pictures that I DEFINITELY don't want there. 

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Points to Emily's dad for Most Ridiculous Looking White Guy on the Entire Continent of Africa. 

I love him. He seems like such a sweet cuddly teddy bear. 

He also is always nice.

This is so bad, I forgot it was on.

[Shelbie]

Sophie’s outfit is horrendous.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, it hasn't occurred to Rob not to give Sophie a chore list? 

[judylo]

Rob the poet.

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I like this, but I've been leaning heavily towards the Victorian widow look lately. 

Well, if you are size 2,4, or 10 and have $1890, it’s yours. Even free shipping! 

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

This is so bad, I forgot it was on.

Is it tho?

[Pepper Mostly]

Rob looks like smiling actually causes him physical pain. 

[Eldemarge]

The bar is so low for Rob.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Sophie’s outfit is horrendous.

All of her outfits are the stuff of nightmares. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Sophie’s outfit is horrendous.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

The bar is so low for Rob.

The bar is heading for the center of the earth. 

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, it hasn't occurred to Rob not to give Sophie a chore list? 

He has to add cleaning the bathroom now!

[Eldemarge]

Sophie has to just stand.  But sitting or going to the restroom is going to demand too much from that onesie she is wearing.

[judylo]

This cowboy bar is excruciating.

[magemaud]

“Rob is a very good dancer.”

she must have forgotten his airport dance. 

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

 

Nooooo, i like Sophie!

[magemaud]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Sophie has to just stand.  But sitting or going to the restroom is going to demand too much from that onesie she is wearing.

She has a Western cameltoe. 

[Suzywriter]

My god!! I'm taking a dancing class that requires slow slow quickquick. It's hard!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Of course, she has to tell Rob about her male bestie. Right in the middle of their "romantic" date. 

Rob, I think I speak for all the Primetimer peeps when I say that none of us think you are a nice guy. 

[Eldemarge]

Oh god, the tired second wedding that everyone on this show has.

[Pepper Mostly]

Those kids are PRESH. 

I just know all of Kobe's relatives are going "Hey, check out the white guy! Did Kobe prank him or what?"

[judylo]

First, we dance.

[OneGuy]

This Kobe and Emily scene with his family is one of the best things that's ever happened on these shows.

 

Specifically, the giving of the plant from one father to another.

Edited April 1, 2024 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear lord, I mean no disrespect but it looks like Dad Emily has a tinker toy on his head. 

[Eldemarge]

That's so cool that Kobe knows French.  I wish he had taught some to his wife!  I'd be stoked if my partner knew another language and I could learn something new!

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily looks really pretty. Motherhood agrees with her. 

[magemaud]

They’re trying to hide Emily’s pregnancy with creative camera angles 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

That's so cool that Kobe knows French.  I wish he had taught some to his wife!  I'd be stoked if my partner knew another language and I could learn something new!

I bet the kids will learn it though. Emily may not be sharp enough, bless her. 

[Suzywriter]

25 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I can state unequivocally that this dress would not get you a second glance here in Salem. 

I need to be with my peeps!

[magemaud]

Astepro sounds like a joke medication name like Noassitol. 

[Suzywriter]

26 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

This Rexaulti commercial...  what is "unusual urges?"  I really need to know.

Gnawing on STOP signs?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I need to be with my peeps!

My god you are utterly fabulous. I am bowing down right now. 

[magemaud]

Liz’s mother is larger than Big Ed 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, how long until Liz dissolves into tears? 

[judylo]

Is the intro music weirder than usual?