90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OneGuy]

I think Sam is just reveling in the fact that people know he had sex. 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Sam I am! Sam I am! I do not like that Sam I am! I do not like his sex unplanned. I do not like his one night stand.

If he cheated in Citra once he will do it again, now she is tied to him for,life

[OneGuy]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Oh, yeah. I forgot, I'm a Muslim."

“But it really helps.”

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t wait till Assley falls off her self-righteous high horse. It’s inevitable, what wwith Manuel’s other family and all.

Next guest is the girl Sam did didn’t have sex with.

[Gobi]

"It was just the tip, I swear!"

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, bref said:

Did I see a glimpse of TJ and Kimberly in that HEA ad? Who is casting this mess?

I don’t see them in the list (which is bad enough without them) 

https://www.etonline.com/90-day-fiance-happily-ever-after-sophie-and-rob-ashley-and-manuel-joining-new-season-exclusive

[sainte-chapelle]

Eww he is trying to make money to save up for the visa and he screws a customer…lovely

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, magemaud said:

I don’t see them in the list (which is bad enough without them) 

https://www.etonline.com/90-day-fiance-happily-ever-after-sophie-and-rob-ashley-and-manuel-joining-new-season-exclusive

I don’t think I’ll be watching. Seeking Sister Wife and My 600 lb. Life will fill my live chat void.

[bref]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I don’t see them in the list (which is bad enough without them) 

https://www.etonline.com/90-day-fiance-happily-ever-after-sophie-and-rob-ashley-and-manuel-joining-new-season-exclusive

Thank Jebus! 

[magemaud]

Okay, I was typing. Did Sam cheat or not? 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I don’t see them in the list (which is bad enough without them) 

https://www.etonline.com/90-day-fiance-happily-ever-after-sophie-and-rob-ashley-and-manuel-joining-new-season-exclusive

They just keep giving me more reasons to stay away from HEA.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t think I’ll be watching. Seeking Sister Wife and My 600 lb. Life will fill my live chat void.

The only couple I like on the list is Kobe and Emily. Haven’t we had enough of Loren and Alexi after they has their own show?

[bref]

Just now, magemaud said:

Okay, I was typing. Did Sam cheat or not? 

He says yes, and he told Citra--she says he claimed he didnt follow through because the girl did something that turned him off. To be continued...

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Okay, I was typing. Did Sam cheat or not? 

He did and claims he told her but she doesn’t remember it that way…..ooppss

[For Cereals]

I’m still behind but is Shaun not aware his real name isn’t Justin?  This is why we need a host that actually watches the show…who is not also Ashley.

[Gobi]

"Let's burn some semen to clear the air."

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

They just keep giving me more reasons to stay away from HEA.

Edited March 11, 2024 by tvrox

[magemaud]

Nikki should have gotten a dress with built in airbags. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra, I would flounce out if I were you and wouldn’t stop walking. 

Sam had sex by accident! It just happened! The rideshare girl tripped onto his dick.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sam gaslighting her into believing he told her….he didn’t.

[Gobi]

Wouldn't it be ironic if they got goody bags with panties?

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Let's burn some semen to clear the air."

Still no vomit emoji 🤮

[magemaud]

Gino is giving Jasmine the sad puppy dog eyes 

[bref]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Citra, I would flounce out if I were you and wouldn’t stop walking. 

Sam had sex by accident! It just happened! The rideshare girl tripped onto his dick.

But she was really pretty! *head smack*

[Auntie Anxiety]

Moving on to Clayton, Anally, llamas and guinea pigs. I’m sure it will be riveting.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Nikki should have gotten a dress with built in airbags. 

I sure hope she changed into something else that actually fit in an Oscar seat, or she'd need several. Pretty color tho. 

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The only couple I like on the list is Kobe and Emily. Haven’t we had enough of Loren and Alexi after they has their own show?

Spoiler

Also Mahmoud is in jail for domestic violence. Way to pick them TLC

 

[magemaud]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Still no vomit emoji 🤮

The new “thanks” emoji kind of looks vomit-y, so you can use that and we’ll know what you mean 

[MagicEyes]

Guinea pigs have very stinky pee. 

[Gobi]

Shawn has trouble with euphemisms.

[judylo]

Shawn is too nosy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shaun doesn’t want to use the words “sex life?” So she says “things in the bedroom?” Do I need to know how many times these people fuck each week?

Jasmine, maybe you should redecorate the bathroom. Assley can help you with the furnishings.

[tvrox]

All the sex in the world won't make Jasmine happy. 

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shaun doesn’t want to use the words “sex life?” So she says “things in the bedroom?” Do I need to know how many times these people fuck each week?

Like the old Newlywed Game using the term “whoopie.” 

[For Cereals]

Was Sam using a chin filter in all those videos?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anally’s father refused to be on the show. At least someone has a brain!

[Gobi]

Just now, tvrox said:

All the sex in the world without Gino hasn't make Jasmine happy. 

FTFY

[sainte-chapelle]

Why did Devon and Nick appear on this show? Why did they apply and who chose them? A throw back to the original premise of the show from season 1?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now being on social media is what makes a relationship real? Good to know.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Anally’s father refused to be on the show. At least someone has a brain!

Smart man. And he's right Anali should go home. 

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why did Devon and Nick appear on this show? Why did they apply and who chose them? A throw back to the original premise of the show from season 1?

You're right season 1 the people on the show were almost normal! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, after that commercial, I am definitely not tuning into HEA next week.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now being on social media is what makes a relationship real? Good to know.

She didn’t change her status! 

[tvrox]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, after that commercial, I am definitely not tuning into HEA next week.

What a waste of a good drink! 

[Bees52]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shaun doesn’t want to use the words “sex life?” So she says “things in the bedroom?” Do I need to know how many times these people fuck each week?

Jasmine, maybe you should redecorate the bathroom. Assley can help you with the furnishings.

You know, she's talking with people who still use hand gestures to describe sex, she has to speak on their level. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think the actors on the Ingrezza commercial should have a dance off with the folks in the commercial with the little pill that has a big story to tell.

[WerWerWer]

This has been driving me crazy since the beginning of the season! Can't unsee it now. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now being on social media is what makes a relationship real? Good to know.

Yes because people are perpetually 12 now.  I love that my husband wants nothing to do with it.  He refuses to even set up a LinkedIn account even though his boss asked him to.  He was like, “so you want me to get poached?”  End of discussion.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WerWerWer said:

This has been driving me crazy since the beginning of the season! Can't unsee it now. 

Holy cow! Spitting image.

[tvrox]

That stripper was so gross. 

[Bees52]

I expect Clayton to have a tantrum, run backstage and have a panic attack any second now.