magemaud February 26 Share February 26 2 minutes ago, Gobi said: Howdy! Snark mode engaged. Set phasers to snark 3 7 Link to comment
kacesq February 26 Share February 26 Sigh. Here. Who knows for how long? I don’t give a crap about any of these idiots and they’re not even entertaining. I miss the Nicole/Azan days. 2 1 1 Link to comment
OneGuy February 26 Share February 26 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Mama Sophie needs to ease up on the lip implants. It looks like her lips are trying to escape from her face. Well, have you seen her face? 1 10 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 So, I'm not clear on this, is it going to rain? 12 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 22 minutes ago, judylo said: Hi everyone, popping in early so I can type out my tale of woe. Friday was the closing for the transfer of my coop apartment from my mom to me (I have lived here 30+ years!). A good thing, but a monthslong, stressful, complicated process, and in the short term, I’m poorer. Anyway, just as I was about to leave for my car service to the coop attorney’s office in downtown Manhattan (I am in Brooklyn), I found the elevator was not working. So I had to walk down six long flights of stairs. Because of various injuries, plus stairs phobia, I haven’t taken stairs in years. And my legs are still weak from a pelvis bone break and not enough walking and exercise. So now my thighs are killing me. And the elevator, which worked intermittently on Friday, so I could take it upstairs when I returned, is now well and truly out. In fact, a resident got caught in between floors and had to get out via a ladder! We may find out tomorrow how long the elevator will be out, because it looks like it has serious problems. Meanwhile, I have kept postponing my grocery delivery (they won’t walk up to the sixth floor), and I have to send postclosing coop tax forms via Fedex, and I have an ultrasound for Tuesday … and my legs are too wobbly, at least for now, to try the stairs anytime soon … And my almost 92 year old mom in Michigan just got Covid! I need snark and hugs, my friends! I am sorry. I hope we can make you laugh tonight….sending love and positive vibes 4 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 (edited) If Manuel can read, he can check the weather report to see what weather awaits them. Edited February 26 by Auntie Anxiety 1 4 Link to comment
kacesq February 26 Share February 26 Tiffany is so damned impressed with herself. Just now, Pepper Mostly said: So, I'm not clear on this, is it going to rain? Maybe a drop. 2 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 Ashley doesn't understand how rain works. 1 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, kacesq said: Sigh. Here. Who knows for how long? I don’t give a crap about any of these idiots and they’re not even entertaining. I miss the Nicole/Azan days. 2 2 5 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 Instead of checking a weather report, Ashley turns to tarot cards. 1 2 7 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 26 Share February 26 Didn't her wedding planner tell her this already? Why is this a surprise? 4 1 1 1 1 Link to comment
magemaud February 26 Share February 26 Why are they blurring the tarot cards? Are they pornographic? 7 Link to comment
kacesq February 26 Share February 26 Just now, MagicEyes said: Instead of checking a weather report, Ashley turns to tarot cards. Who doesn’t? 2 10 Link to comment
Doublemint February 26 Share February 26 Their wedding song is: Here's That Rainey Day. 1 7 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 Oh, right, those sprinkly tropical storms. Right. Check the weather radar, but then do a Tarot spread, that's science. And Ashley knows shit about Tarot, take that to the bank. 3 2 3 Link to comment
CSunshine76 February 26 Share February 26 Maybe because I live only 60 miles from the coast, so it’s part of my life; but who the F doesn’t know you DO NOT plan beach events during hurricane season?! And beside that, always have a backup plan for outdoor events. Morons. Also, I need Anali to RUN to the airport. PLEASE. 8 5 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 Assley, you need to work on your witch skillz. 1 3 Link to comment
kacesq February 26 Share February 26 I thought we were done with Nikki. What god have we offended? 3 2 6 Link to comment
Bees52 February 26 Share February 26 Good evening, everyone. Lord, that child Ashley is going to do tarot for the weather. Smh Just go get married already! 4 1 Link to comment
OneGuy February 26 Share February 26 Her witchery enables her to make such definitive claims as "It may rain. It may not rain." 1 8 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 2 minutes ago, Gobi said: I guess witches can't control the weather? Well, Ashley sure as shit can't. She can't even control the Accuweather app on her phone. 12 Link to comment
Gobi February 26 Share February 26 "Hi Nikki, I don't want to see you again. Just FYI. Ciao." 3 2 3 1 Link to comment
kacesq February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, MagicEyes said: Uh oh! Is Nikki getting dumped? Worth tuning in for! I’m going to hell, I know. of course Nikki wanted to stay on camera lol 3 10 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 Nikki needs to be careful rubbing her eyes with those nails. 5 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oh, right, those sprinkly tropical storms. Right. Check the weather radar, but then do a Tarot spread, that's science. And Ashley knows shit about Tarot, take that to the bank. My BFF read Tarot cards…..Ashley has no idea what she is doing 5 2 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 26 Share February 26 It's not rain, it's a goddam hurricane! And tears from Nikki! My cold black heart is dancing! 3 5 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 1 minute ago, MagicEyes said: Uh oh! Is Nikki getting dumped? Let’s hope so 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 What incredible timing! Igor broke up with Nikki over texting at the very moment she was going to be interviewed. Serendipity strikes again. Nikki decides to stay and do through the interview hoping that some casting director sees her range. 1 1 2 6 Link to comment
magemaud February 26 Share February 26 Sorry, I can’t muster an iota of sympathy for Nikki 4 2 5 1 Link to comment
Gobi February 26 Share February 26 3 minutes ago, magemaud said: Why are they blurring the tarot cards? Are they pornographic? Could be a copyright issue. 2 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 So I guess Igor finally came to his senses? His mother must be thrilled. 8 1 3 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: That was a simpler time. We were so young and innocent then. 4 1 1 3 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 26 Share February 26 7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Mama Sophie needs to ease up on the lip implants. It looks like her lips are trying to escape from her face. They escaped in the UK. She hired trained worms as understudies. 1 9 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 Did Igor find another sugar mama? Her extensions are looking a bit raggedy. 2 3 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 26 Share February 26 Just now, MagicEyes said: Did Igor find another sugar mama? One with a normal sex drive. 4 1 Link to comment
Floatingbison February 26 Share February 26 4 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Their wedding song is: Here's That Rainey Day. Rainy Day People, Gordon Lightfoot! 1 3 Link to comment
Doublemint February 26 Share February 26 Well, we didn't need tarot cards to predict this for Nikki & Igor. He was not interested, only wanted the money. 6 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 26 Share February 26 2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: My BFF read Tarot cards…..Ashley has no idea what she is doing I do too. I was laughing my face off as she was doing her "reading". 4 1 1 Link to comment
Floatingbison February 26 Share February 26 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: That was a simpler time. We were so young and innocent then. Memories.. of the way we were . . . . 3 5 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 He heartlessly ignored her three heart emojis. 1 9 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 26 Share February 26 Igor found a young Moldovan girl to have babies with 8 Link to comment
magemaud February 26 Share February 26 Did Igor’s attorney write that text? His English isn’t THAT good! 6 2 2 2 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 26 Share February 26 Rainy Day Women: Everybody must get stoned. 3 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 26 Share February 26 I have a whole playlist of rain songs that we can use for the next hurricane wedding. 2 4 Link to comment
kacesq February 26 Share February 26 Ha! Production hates her. “Can we call you an Uber?” And keeping in the nose blow. 3 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 26 Share February 26 Nikki will have to find another pastie patsy. 3 Link to comment
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