90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Howdy! Snark mode engaged.

Set phasers to snark

[kacesq]

Sigh. Here. Who knows for how long? I don’t give a crap about any of these idiots and they’re not even entertaining.  I miss the Nicole/Azan days.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama Sophie needs to ease up on the lip implants. It looks like her lips are trying to escape from her face. 

Well, have you seen her face?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, I'm not clear on this, is it going to rain? 

[sainte-chapelle]

22 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi everyone, popping in early so I can type out my tale of woe. Friday was the closing for the transfer of my coop apartment from my mom to me (I have lived here 30+ years!). A good thing, but a monthslong, stressful, complicated process, and in the short term, I’m poorer. Anyway, just as I was about to leave for my car service to the coop attorney’s office in downtown Manhattan (I am in Brooklyn), I found the elevator was not working.

So I had to walk down six long flights of stairs. Because of various injuries, plus stairs phobia, I haven’t taken stairs in years. And my legs are still weak from a pelvis bone break and not enough walking and exercise. So now my thighs are killing me. And the elevator, which worked intermittently on Friday, so I could take it upstairs when I returned, is now well and truly out. In fact, a resident got caught in between floors and had to get out via a ladder!

We may find out tomorrow how long the elevator will be out, because it looks like it has serious problems. Meanwhile, I have kept postponing my grocery delivery (they won’t walk up to the sixth floor), and I have to send postclosing coop tax forms via Fedex, and I have an ultrasound for Tuesday … and my legs are too wobbly, at least for now, to try the stairs anytime soon …

And my almost 92 year old mom in Michigan just got Covid! I need snark and hugs, my friends!

 

I am sorry. I hope we can make you laugh tonight….sending love and positive vibes

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Manuel can read, he can check the weather report to see what weather awaits them.

Edited February 26, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

Tiffany is so damned impressed with herself. 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, I'm not clear on this, is it going to rain? 

Maybe a drop.

[MagicEyes]

Ashley doesn't understand how rain works. 

[Gobi]

I guess witches can't control the weather?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Sigh. Here. Who knows for how long? I don’t give a crap about any of these idiots and they’re not even entertaining.  I miss the Nicole/Azan days.

 

[kacesq]

@judylo sending you much love!!! ❤️ 

[MagicEyes]

Instead of checking a weather report, Ashley turns to tarot cards. 

[Red Bridey]

Didn't her wedding planner tell her this already? Why is this a surprise?

[magemaud]

Why are they blurring the tarot cards? Are they pornographic? 

[kacesq]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Instead of checking a weather report, Ashley turns to tarot cards. 

Who doesn’t?

[Doublemint]

Their wedding song is:  Here's That Rainey Day.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, right, those sprinkly tropical storms. 

Right. Check the weather radar, but then do a Tarot spread, that's science. 

And Ashley knows shit about Tarot, take that to the bank. 

[CSunshine76]

Maybe because I live only 60 miles from the coast, so it’s part of my life; but who the F doesn’t know you DO NOT plan beach events during hurricane season?! And beside that, always have a backup plan for outdoor events. Morons.

Also, I need Anali to RUN to the airport. PLEASE.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley, you need to work on your witch skillz.

[MagicEyes]

Uh oh! Is Nikki getting dumped? 

[kacesq]

I thought we were done with Nikki. What god have we offended?

[Bees52]

Good evening, everyone.

 

 

Lord, that child Ashley  is going to do tarot for the weather. Smh

Just go get married already!

[OneGuy]

Her witchery enables her to make such definitive claims as "It may rain.  It may not rain."

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I guess witches can't control the weather?

Well, Ashley sure as shit can't. She can't even control the Accuweather app on her phone. 

[Gobi]

"Hi Nikki, I don't want to see you again. Just FYI. Ciao."

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Uh oh! Is Nikki getting dumped? 

Worth tuning in for! I’m going to hell, I know.

of course Nikki wanted to stay on camera lol

[MagicEyes]

Nikki needs to be careful rubbing her eyes with those nails. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, right, those sprinkly tropical storms. 

Right. Check the weather radar, but then do a Tarot spread, that's science. 

And Ashley knows shit about Tarot, take that to the bank. 

My BFF read Tarot cards…..Ashley has no idea what she is doing

[Red Bridey]

It's not rain, it's a goddam hurricane! And tears from Nikki! My cold black heart is dancing!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Uh oh! Is Nikki getting dumped? 

Let’s hope so

[Auntie Anxiety]

What incredible timing! Igor broke up with Nikki over texting at the very moment she was going to be interviewed. Serendipity strikes again. Nikki decides to stay and do through the interview hoping that some casting director sees her range.

[magemaud]

Sorry, I can’t muster an iota of sympathy for Nikki

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Why are they blurring the tarot cards? Are they pornographic? 

Could be a copyright issue.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I guess Igor finally came to his senses? His mother must be thrilled.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 

That was a simpler time. We were so young and innocent then. 

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama Sophie needs to ease up on the lip implants. It looks like her lips are trying to escape from her face. 

They escaped in the UK. She hired trained worms as understudies.

[MagicEyes]

Did Igor find another sugar mama? 

Her extensions are looking a bit raggedy.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Did Igor find another sugar mama? 

One with a normal sex drive.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Their wedding song is:  Here's That Rainey Day.

 

Rainy Day People, Gordon Lightfoot!

[Doublemint]

Well, we didn't need tarot cards to predict this for Nikki & Igor.  He was not interested, only wanted the money.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

My BFF read Tarot cards…..Ashley has no idea what she is doing

I do too. I was laughing my face off as she was doing her "reading". 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That was a simpler time. We were so young and innocent then. 

Memories.. of the way we were . . . . 

[MagicEyes]

He heartlessly ignored her three heart emojis. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Igor found a young Moldovan girl to have babies with 

[magemaud]

Did Igor’s attorney write that text? His English isn’t THAT good! 

[Suzywriter]

Rainy Day Women:

Everybody must get stoned.

[Gobi]

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

[MagicEyes]

I have a whole playlist of rain songs that we can use for the next hurricane wedding.

[kacesq]

Ha! Production hates her. “Can we call you an Uber?” And keeping in the nose blow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nikki will have to find another pastie patsy.