90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Alpacas are everywhere these days. They're the new goat yoga.

If that’s true, I don’t believe Brandi’s story that she couldn’t procure one for the wedding. If they’re in Illinois, there’s no excuse not to find one in Indiana 

Edited January 29, 2024 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

I feel bad for Ashley's friends and family having to support her. I wonder if one of them will dare to object during the ceremony.

Oh, who am I kidding, she's probably got that line cut out of the vows.

Doesn't matter anyway. Its if anyone can show just cause why the couple can't get married. Like Mr. Rochester couldn't marry Jane because he was already married to mad Bertha up in the attic. No one can stop the wedding just because they don't like the idea. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

I feel bad for Ashley's friends and family having to support her. I wonder if one of them will dare to object during the ceremony.

Oh, who am I kidding, she's probably got that line cut out of the vows.

A new line was added: "If anyone here knows of any reason why this couple should be joined in matrimony, please enlighten the rest of us."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

If that’s true, I don’t believe Brandi’s story that she couldn’t procure one for the wedding. If they’re in Illinois, there’s no excuse not to find one in Indiana 

Right? She obviously didn't try very hard. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Glass Slipper Boutique. As if Sam is a prince.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh wow, MORE wedding dress trying on! We have certainly been blessed tonight, haven't we? 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHAT? I thought they broke up for good, on the season finale at Stacey's wedding. I'm way behind the curve here. 

Actually there were always together, even when Darcey was pretending to be dating those other guys. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Do you know what you're wanting?" 

"Um, a wedding dress? Did I stutter?"

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? She obviously didn't try very hard. 

Could it be a legal issue…no animals at the venue etc?

[Bees52]

Ah Citra, so sweetly looking for a white dress in a SEA of white dresses.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra, marrying Sam will be more like The Twilight Zone.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? She obviously didn't try very hard. 

That Bitch 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yes…Sam looks like a vampire alright…sucking your money for drugs 

[kacesq]

Oh honey...that is a traditional American dress. Lots of brides have done that look.

[Zombness]

That''s a very pretty wedding dress.  Don't know what Cintra sees in Howdy Doody, just the prospect of a green cardl

[Pepper Mostly]

Garden party theme? Holy shit, its going to be another sad affair in a local park, isn't it? 

 

[Suzywriter]

Skidding in with teriaki beek, vegetable curry noodles and non alcoholic beer.

I despise Nikki more than I do Jasmine. Nikki carries a nasty, mean-boy mama's best son masculine energy that has nothing to being trans. It's all about being a shitty person. I wish her pinworms.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra’s sisters are hard core Sam haters. They aren’t buying his bullshit explanation of how his “medicine” somehow wound up in a prescription vial that wasn’t his.

[Zombness]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The Glass Slipper Boutique. As if Sam is a prince.

And he goes to the pawn shop to get her a ring....

[Auntie Anxiety]

I want that picture of Dwight Eisenhower.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sam. There's a woman at the shop. Your narrow minded bigoted Citra hating mother won't be much help. 

[Suzywriter]

Dear Lord. A pawn shop.

[Zombness]

Good quality circonia.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jewelry pawn broker is giving Sam a really good deal. Okay.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Garden party theme? Holy shit, its going to be another sad affair in a local park, isn't it? 

 

Reminds me of snitchy wanting to get married for the 3 rd time in a park

[magemaud]

Any guesses what’s in Sam’s pockets? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Sam doesn’t push her faith or her booze on other people.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

And he goes to the pawn shop to get her a ring....

I died…

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, mother Sam, god forbid you should go to the Muslim ceremony. You might burst into flames, or they might hold you at gun point and make you convert. She is terrible. Would she go to a Catholic Church wedding? 

[Bees52]

Sheesh, Sam Mom, your son barely has any religious beliefs, what does it matter if he converts to something else.

Edited January 29, 2024 by Bees52

[Shelbie]

Sick of hearing about Sophie being bisexual.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Any guesses what’s in Sam’s pockets? 

Definitely not prescription drugs. Maybe its a Quran and some prayer beads.  

[magemaud]

I’m on the edge of my seat! Will Sam’s mother come to the conversion ceremony? Stay tuned! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Sick of hearing about Sophie being bisexual.

Hey, did you hear that Sam's going to convert to Islam? 

[Doublemint]

Well, it's not Tiffany's, not a diamond, but it's guaranteed not to  turn her finger green, so there's that.

Edited January 29, 2024 by Doublemint

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m on the edge of my seat! Will Sam’s mother come to the conversion ceremony? Stay tuned! 

He should have just told her that he's getting a catalytic converter.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m on the edge of my seat! Will Sam’s mother come to the conversion ceremony? Stay tuned! 

If she does show, guaranteed she'll bitch about having to cover her head. 

[Suzywriter]

Is Manuel upset because his real wife can't come to his wedding to the US?

[sainte-chapelle]

Nothing wrong with a cheap ring….my bro in law proposed with a simple band with a smallish diamond. Dude was in medical school and had bills. Now they live in a large home, travel etc….but this dude is a loser who is going nowhere but jail.

[magemaud]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:Maybe its a Quran and some prayer beads.  

Maybe there’s some kind of Islam conversion kit like my MIL gave my daughters for their First Holy Communions, a little missalette and rosary in a satin purse 

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Ok, so it's not just me who's wondering.

The idea of a beach wedding, I guess? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

Maybe there’s some kind of Islam conversion kit like my MIL gave my daughters for their First Holy Communions, a little missalette and rosary in a satin purse 

I got the same thing as a gift…I still have it!

[For Cereals]

29 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What happens when you go off Ozempic? Do you gain the weight back?

Not necessarily but with semaglutide (Ozempic) and Tirzepatide (Mounjaro), some people may have to be on long term because of the way it works on the different glp receptors.  The new one under study now, retatrutide may be better for longer term success.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He should have just told her that he's getting a catalytic converter.

Stealing one. That’s a big thing around here.

She’d probably be fine with a Catholic converter 

Edited January 29, 2024 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Stealing one. That’s a big thing around here 

Here too! Its a big problem.

[kacesq]

Ashley is exhausting to me. She thinks she’s the life of the party and I just want her to shut up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope the bathroom on the boat is big enough to accommodate both Assley and Manuel after their inevitable fight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ashley is just so obnoxious. I am sitting here agape at her obnoxiousness. 

[tvrox]

Sigh, sometimes I miss Florida. The beach, the water, the good weather... Even Publix!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ashley is exhausting to me. She thinks she’s the life of the party and I just want her to shut up.

"Woo! Woo! WOOOOOOOOOO!"