90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

What happens when you go off Ozempic? Do you gain the weight back?

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Does Ashley own a single bra? 

No. She spends all her money on coffee.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder how much Rob is contributing toward the wedding. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rob is coming FLUSH with all the passive-aggression he can produce in his body.  That is his contribution and it makes him VERY IMPORTANT and a REAL MAN, OKAY???

[magemaud]

Wow, how did nobody EVER think of a dating show with people who don’t speak each other’s language before? 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I agree. I’m always taken aback by the “I want to look hot at my wedding.” I don’t get it. But that’s me.

I know I want my boobs out when my dad walks me down the aisle….no

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Wow, how did nobody EVER think of a dating show with people who don’t speak each other’s language before? 

90 language fiance.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I can't WAIT to get a pretty dress and photographer when I marry myself eventually and have a giant party at an upscale bar!

I love this idea. I hope you are going to invite all your snarky peeps. We could even do a whip around and get you a nice prezzie. You know, a blender or a vibrator or something. 

[magemaud]

Am I going crazy? Was there just a “Visit Illinois” commercial featuring ALPACAS? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Snowing here all day and I’m just hoping that my pup and I will be able to access her favorite pooping places tomorrow morning. My dog, bless her, is amazingly regular and needs that morning constitutional.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Am I going crazy? Was there just a “Visit Illinois” commercial featuring ALPACAS? 

Alpacas are everywhere these days. They're the new goat yoga.

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love this idea. I hope you are going to invite all your snarky peeps. We could even do a whip around and get you a nice prezzie. You know, a blender or a vibrator or something. 

A toothbrush!

[magemaud]

No, Igor, Nikki doesn’t look anything like when her mother “born” her 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Snowing here all day and I’m just hoping that my pup and I will be able to access her favorite pooping places tomorrow morning. My dog, bless her, is amazingly regular and needs that morning constitutional.

Its raining here, mostly, with the odd flurry. Fingers crossed it doesn't get worse. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Igor, get out now. You still have time to escape.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, Gobi said:

If you see the flamingo shirt, you know there's a nerd inside.

The only place that shirt would make sense is Hawaii or Florida. Not Indiana. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Not sure what’s worse, Nikki with or without her makeup.

[Zombness]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Igor, get out now. You still have time to escape.

He won't....that green card is very enticing.

[kacesq]

Did we know they were going to Florida to get married? Any reason why?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Igor, get out now. You still have time to escape.

"Sweetie, I'm just running down to the corner for a newspaper and some smokes". Then he disappears, never to be seen again. 

[Shelbie]

Nikki is a vapid twit and Justin is acting stoned.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

A toothbrush!

And mouthwash so my breath smells pretty..and a razor

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley is in love with the idea of getting married. Manuel is just an afterthought.

[kacesq]

I always feel watching these shows that some women think getting married is the ultimate accomplishment. Who cares if we not suited, if he’s a jerk, I’m married. I’m awesome. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, its another riveting "drive to the airport" scene. I'm on the edge of my seat, will they make it on time?

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Nikki is a vapid twit and Justin is acting stoned.

Wouldn't you be? 

[Gobi]

Ashley and Manuel, soon to appear on 90 Day Divorcees.

[Eldemarge]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love this idea. I hope you are going to invite all your snarky peeps. We could even do a whip around and get you a nice prezzie. You know, a blender or a vibrator or something. 

Everyone is invited and feel free to buy me snacks, booze, edibles, a cat tree or quality sex toys.

[Bees52]

Just now, kacesq said:

Did we know they were going to Florida to get married? Any reason why?

Ok, so it's not just me who's wondering.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley is in love with the idea of getting married. Manuel is just an afterthought.

He's an accessory. 

[kacesq]

I don’t care if tertiary character Solly comes to the wedding or not. Whatever. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Gobi said:

Ashley and Manuel, soon to appear on 90 Day Divorcees.

9 Day Divorcees.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Solly, here’s to you, bro. He refuses to participate in this folly.

[Zombness]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Everyone is invited and feel free to buy me snacks, booze, edibles, a cat tree or quality sex toys.

You can come to Florida to get married.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh I do hope we will be treated to the sight of Manuel's mad pineapple cutting skillz. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I don’t care if tertiary character Solly comes to the wedding or not. Whatever. 

Solly’s the only one with any common sense 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Ashley’s friends have the same wardrobe/fashion aesthetic as Ashley.

[kacesq]

I always love how Sharp does this. Weeks and weeks of dysfunction and then everyone is happy happy about the impending nuptials. 
 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why is Ashley sporting pancakes on her chest?

[magemaud]

Speaking of divorcees, did you hear that Darcey and Georgi have already split after their November 11 wedding? 

[Eldemarge]

I wonder how long Ashley could survive if Manuel abandoned her in the Everglades?

[Doublemint]

The good news is that the weddings are here, so the show is over in another week or two?  Looking forward to no more Ashley and Nikki - and everyone else too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Manuel is silently calculating the cost of all this and how much money they’ve wasted.

[Gobi]

Manuel is sad that his wife and kids can't be there.

[tvrox]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rob vague posts, you know, like a teenager. Jesus. What a man baby.

Why do all the men on this show act like they're 14? 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is Ashley sporting pancakes on her chest?

It’s what’s for breakfast! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Speaking of divorcees, did you hear that Darcey and Georgi have already split after their November 11 wedding? 

WHAT? I thought they broke up for good, on the season finale at Stacey's wedding. I'm way behind the curve here. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Speaking of divorcees, did you hear that Darcey and Georgi have already split after their November 11 wedding? 

Oh man, I wish I could hear every single detail of this T!  😁

[Bees52]

I feel bad for Ashley's friends and family having to support her. I wonder if one of them will dare to object during the ceremony.

Oh, who am I kidding, she's probably got that line cut out of the vows.

[Gobi]

TLC's new show about matching people who have lost their vision: Blind Dates.

[judylo]

Wait, was that Ashley’s wedding? With Manuel in T shirt and cap?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Even though he invited her to the local pawn shop to help find a suitable ring for Citra, Sam says his mother doesn’t have very good taste.

Exhibit A: Her horrendous wig.

Exhibit B. Her makeup.

Exhibit C: Her get up.

Need I go on?

Edited January 29, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety