90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clayton’s bachelor party is like something my son would have done with his socially awkward group of friends when he was 12.

[magemaud]

Watch out! Clayton is wearing his flamingo shirt! 

Bachelor party with pool toys.

Bachelorette party with sex toys. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Penis decoration overload in 3…..2…..1

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Off topic but Prison Brides…it is a hot mess. You must watch 

Oh it is so good for the snark!!! Are we live chatting that? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, penis balloons! That's how you know that this is going to be LIT.

[MagicEyes]

I'm watching a silent movie with flappers and bathtub gin, so I'll be clocking in for a hard day's snark later. 

[kacesq]

Where is Clayton having his party?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok now I like the sister…I think she actually made an effort here

[kacesq]

Sister Clayton dressed for the occasion.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Mother Clayton isn’t invited? She’s such a live wire!

[magemaud]

Anali obviously didn’t understand the dress code 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Clayton’s bachelor party is like something my son would have done with his socially awkward group of friends when he was 12.

Worse yet, only ONE friend 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Oh it is so good for the snark!!! Are we live chatting that? 

I tried to live chat the first couple of weeks but there weren’t many people watching, so I had to give it up since I got tired of talking to myself.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Oh it is so good for the snark!!! Are we live chatting that? 

I haven’t seen a live chat and it starts at 1030pm my time so a little late. Not sure if my Canadian network lines up.

[Bees52]

These ladies at Anali's party don't care who the bachelorette party is for- they just want to drink and dance with a stripper.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait till Rob finds out Sophie is trying on wedding dresses. He probably expects her to get married in an old bathrobe or something. 

[Gobi]

"Rob always gets defensive when he's attacked. I hate that!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I tried to live chat the first couple of weeks but there weren’t many people watching, so I had to give it up since I got tired of talking to myself.

I'd watch but I don't get Lifetime. Sad face.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Where is Clayton having his party?

In the pool in the Airbnb house. Then they’ll dry off and play video games and football. 

Edited January 29, 2024 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hate social media. There, I said it. It’s made stupid people even stupider.

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, Gobi said:

FYI - I have a guinea pig costume and I'm available for weddings.

But do you have a swat police costume? 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait till Rob finds out Sophie is trying on wedding dresses. He probably expects her to get married in an old bathrobe or something. 

This might assume there is a bathroom though.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I tried to live chat the first couple of weeks but there weren’t many people watching, so I had to give it up since I got tired of talking to myself.

I would but it’s on so late and I didn’t notice I live chat….i would stay up,for you friend 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

These ladies at Anali's party don't care who the bachelorette party is for- they just want to drink and dance with a stripper.

My kind of people…

[Pepper Mostly]

Rob vague posts, you know, like a teenager. Jesus. What a man baby.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

In the pool in the Airbnb house.  

Colonel Mustard with the rope.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait till Rob finds out Sophie is trying on wedding dresses. He probably expects her to get married in an old bathrobe or something. 

Oh yeah... what does a non-bougie wedding dress look like?

[Pepper Mostly]

By all means, Sophie, wear the dress that slit up to THERE. Classy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bridal consultant is Chrissie Teigen’s doppelgänger, but not obnoxious.

[kacesq]

No, your boobs do not look nice. But to each their own.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Oh yeah... what does a non-bougie wedding dress look like?

Probably a pair of jeans from the thrift shop and one of his old shirts. 

[sainte-chapelle]

No…that dress look like lingerie 

[Gobi]

If I close my eyes when Sophie's mother is talking, I think its Ozzy Osbourne speaking. 

[kacesq]

Stripper fairy, Sophie. That’s the appropriate term. Per SYTTD

[Pepper Mostly]

I think that dress she has on is really pretty. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t like the second wedding dress—too much coverage and Sophie’s tits aren’t hanging by a thread.

[Pepper Mostly]

NO CUTOUTS SOPHIE! Step away. Now.

[Doublemint]

Yes, number 3 dress is the one.

[Eldemarge]

Just get a dress and DON'T marry Rob.  That would solve the issues if a dress is making her overlook all of Rob's shittiness.

[kacesq]

I lol whenever people go with “you look like a princess.” I’ve watched and seen pix from lots of royal weddings. Saying you look like a princess isn’t always the compliment you think it is.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Its never going to be like this again. Sophie's first wedding will only happen once".

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder how much Rob is contributing toward the wedding. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sainte-chapelle]

I hate the sexy wedding dress trend …save that for the bedroom 

[kacesq]

Does Ashley own a single bra? 

[judylo]

I love Sophie and her mom.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sophie: I'm actually getting married.

Rob: Hey, hold the phone there, missy. 

[magemaud]

When Rob calls Sophie a “princess,” I don’t think it’s a term of endearment 

[Eldemarge]

I can't WAIT to get a pretty dress and photographer when I marry myself eventually and have a giant party at an upscale bar!

[Zombness]

Talking about weird people.......Ashley and Manuel.

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I hate the sexy wedding dress trend …save that for the bedroom 

I agree. I’m always taken aback by the “I want to look hot at my wedding.” I don’t get it. But that’s me.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi everyone! As usual these days  I am a mess about getting my coop transferred from my mom to me. What a process! I need a lawyer but so far my brother and mom have nixed. I am SO GLAD that I, an English and film major, didn’t go to law school. Hate this stuff.  (I also worked for a legal business mag for 29 years before they laid me off.) 

Please distract me with your snark!

Hang in there!