90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Soulmate. Did Nikki say Soulmate? I have bingo.

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Haven't we seen enough horses' asses tonight?

Between that and Jasmine's ass surgery... 

[magemaud]

The Nikki’s hair looks exactly like the horses’s tail 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Why do Nikki's eyes look so weird? It's not just the shape. There's something else that just looks wrong and unnatural. 

It looks like she's had some surgery on her lids, maybe? they're not even. And her nose is wonky too, so her whole face is like a goddamn Picasso. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Why do Nikki's eyes look so weird? It's not just the shape. There's something else that just looks wrong and unnatural. 

She looks slightly cross eyed. I wonder if she has some eye issues.

[kacesq]

He looks so in love doesn’t he?

[Shrek]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Why do Nikki's eyes look so weird? It's not just the shape. There's something else that just looks wrong and unnatural. 

They are not symmetrical, one is higher. 

[goofygirl]

Oh hell... Time to get it on Boatside with Ashley & Manuel.  She's gonna drown herself if she's not careful~

[magemaud]

The only thing dumber looking than a backwards baseball cap is one that also has sunglasses perched on top 

[For Cereals]

Should Nikki be doing all that riding with her Jasmine-like implants?

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She looks slightly cross eyed. I wonder if she has some eye issues.

They also wobble.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley puts Manuel in a barrel, tells him it’s part of the ride and pushes him out of the boat.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She looks slightly cross eyed. I wonder if she has some eye issues.

Igor sure must.

[magemaud]

This makes me want to rewatch one of my favorite movies, “Niagara.” 

[Shrek]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

They also wobble.

That’s because there is no brain holding them in place. 

[kacesq]

Oh yes, we’re now in the “everything is magically fixed” portion of the season so marriages must be happening soon.

 

 

[Gobi]

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Hmm, no fooling.

[Eldemarge]

Yes, what a beautiful experience with Manual.  Rainbows everywhere. Spiritual.

[MagicEyes]

I can't wait for this guinea pig wedding!

[Suzywriter]

Do not fuck on the boat.

[tvrox]

The sis is so desperate to avoid the wedding that she's going to pretend to have diarrhea!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Sister Clayton…wedding planning is women’s work

[magemaud]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I can't wait for this guinea pig wedding!

Don’t forget the llama. It can be the Officiant

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

This makes me want to rewatch one of my favorite movies, “Niagara.” 

Marilyn Monroe and Joseph Cotton.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why don't Clayton and Anali just go to the courthouse? No fuss, no muss. Then maybe the fam can go to the ax throwing bar. fun! 

Edited January 22, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

Anyone going to watch Love in Translation? It looks pretty bad but not as bad as that mothers dating the sons show.

Edited January 22, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why don't Clayton and Anali just go to the courthouse? No fuss, no muss. 

Not enough drama in that.

[Gobi]

🎵Double rainbow all across the sky

Yeah, yeah,

It's so intense!🎶

[magemaud]

Here’s the cake! 

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why don't Clayton and Anali just go to the courthouse? No fuss, no muss. 

No guinea pigs would be allowed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Anyone going to watch Love in Translation? It looks pretty ban but not as bad as that mothers dating the sons show.

I read somewhere that it’s just a lot of soft porn. So if that’s what you’re into…..

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Anyone going to watch Love in Translation? It looks pretty ban but not as bad as that mothers dating the sons show.

I need to wash my hair. 

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Anyone going to watch Love in Translation? It looks pretty ban but not as bad as that mothers dating the sons show.

The bar is so low... 

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Hmm, no fooling.

are you insinuating SEARS PONCHOS aren't REAL???

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why don't Clayton and Anali just go to the courthouse? No fuss, no muss. 

Because like all the couples on this show they believe their love is special and will last for all eternity and so must celebrated with pomp and a million arguments.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sister Clayton…wedding planning is women’s work

Seriously!  He's so upset the bride who can't speak English isn't doing all the work, so he finds another woman to beg to do it!  He truly is USELESS.  I bet he owns one shirt.  And then just buys another shirt when it gets too rank and he just throws that one away.

[For Cereals]

Ashley (and Tania), I’m begging you, find a bra.  Spaghetti straps and gravity are not your friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The flypaper is just an added touch of klass.

[sainte-chapelle]

I just can’t take a Jamal and Tim fight seriously . I imagine them just slapping one another.

Edited January 22, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I need to wash my hair. 

I have to meet my probation officer. Oh wait, wrong show. 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I need to wash my hair. 

Sorry. Can’t watch. I have a hangnail. 

[Suzywriter]

You're all coming into the bedroom with me and my carrot sticks. I'm trying to last until 10.

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Ashley (and Tania), I’m begging you, find a bra.  Spaghetti straps and gravity are not your friend.

Thank you for this.

[Eldemarge]

No.  Having expired medication is not something that will land you in jail.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Because like all the couples on this show they believe their love is special and will last for all eternity and so must celebrated with pomp and a million arguments.

But half the weddings on this show are sad, tatty affairs in some shitty park, with a dozen or so depressed looking guests. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam is messing with the wrong cop.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t buy the whole “ expired medicine “ excuse.  If he needs to take it all the time then it shouldn’t be old enough to expire. Was he in trouble due to expired meds or the fact that his name wasn’t on the bottle? Did he avoid the paperwork because he is lying through his teeth?

Edited January 22, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[goofygirl]

LOVE the translation Citra is giving her Dad. Hilarious!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

You're all coming into the bedroom with me and my carrot sticks. I'm trying to last until 10.

You can do it! We're so close!

[Gobi]

"My heart's racing a million miles an hour, but that's probably the drugs."

[For Cereals]

Citra can do so much better…also does Sam have bottom teeth?