90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sophie can sit on the bed and cook the meal, a la David and Annie. There’s no room to turn around.

Annie has a lock on the bed cooking.  Sophie?  Nah.

[magemaud]

Are Sophie’s silly little hair buns fake? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rob and Sophie just aren’t very interesting. 

I love your gift for understatement. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"First she wants indoor plumbing, then a girlfriend. What's next, air conditioning?"

Bougie shit, like duvets. 

[MagicEyes]

Rob spends more on his car payment than he does on his apartment. 

[For Cereals]

Are they going to have the countdown to Christine’s wedding on the whole time?  Ugh…

[Red Bridey]

Sophie's mom is trashy, as is her horrible hairdo.

[Suzywriter]

Rob is such a prick.

[CSunshine76]

Wait. Dude doesn’t have an indoor bathroom but drives a decent sports car? Oh hell no!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino and Jasmine. <sigh> Will someone please resend the management our assessment of this ridiculous couple? 

[sainte-chapelle]

I wonder if Tom and his sister are there.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Wait. Dude doesn’t have an indoor bathroom but drives a decent sports car? Oh hell no!!

He has a 2x4 holding the trunk in place

[kacesq]

Oh no not Jasmine. I’m so sick of her. And I just know we’ll get stuck with her and Geno on another iteration of the franchise.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Rob spends more on his car payment than he does on his apartment. 

He spends more getting his hair cornrowed. 

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Wait. Dude doesn’t have an indoor bathroom but drives a decent sports car? Oh hell no!!

But remember, the door doesn't open properly so looks can be deceiving.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Wait. Dude doesn’t have an indoor bathroom but drives a decent sports car? Oh hell no!!

No, it’s an old hooptie car. I was afraid they were driving to the airport to pick up Sophie’s mother and wondered how she’d fit in the back but it turns out they were going to her hotel room. 

Edited January 8, 2024 by magemaud

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Are they going to have the countdown to Christine’s wedding on the whole time?  Ugh…

We really need a yawning emoji. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Sophie's mom is trashy, as is her horrible hairdo.

She is, as our own @Angry Moldovan2 would say, a chav. Plastered in designer labels and fake tan, no class. 

[Gobi]

Jasmine dances like she has a butt plug up her ass. Oh, wait....

[sainte-chapelle]

I want to go to Miami. I haven’t seen the sun in two weeks.

[kacesq]

Papa Geno? Ugh.  I hate that. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She is, as our own @Angry Moldovan2 would say, a chav. Plastered in designer labels and fake tan, no class. 

And earthworm lip injections 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love how Gino and Jasmine are color-coordinated, even to his hat!

[judylo]

Hi all! i had to tear myself away from the latest season of Shetland, so I’m about 10 minutes behind!

[kacesq]

No, not the will they or won’t they have kids storyline. 
also, Jasmine doesn’t take care of the kids she has. And nope, not gonna believe whatever sob story she’s come up with…

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sorry to bring this up, but shouldn’t something like having a kid together be discussed sooner than Year 5.

[kacesq]

OMG having kids is exhausting? Who knew? Thank God for 90 Day Diaries!

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sorry to bring this up, but shouldn’t something like having a kid together be discussed sooner than Year 5.

Storyline. These two will never leave our screens.

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course she is having second thoughts you moron, you waited until she landed to tell her you are going to jail simply because you are a moron.

[magemaud]

Nice flypaper placement in Sam’s kitchen 

[Gobi]

Sam has an interesting head shape, let's say.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

OMG having kids is exhausting? Who knew? Thank God for 90 Day Diaries!

Storyline. These two will never leave our screens.

There are only a few storylines, their hands are tied. Just setting the stage for the "Is Jasmine too old to have a baby?" storyline, which will surely follow. Yawn.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Papa Geno? Ugh.  I hate that. 

I think it’s a pizzaria every time she says it 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Sam has an interesting head shape, let's say.

It will continue to mesmerize us as the weeks go on. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Nice flypaper placement in Sam’s kitchen 

Sam worries me. There is just too much wrong there.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There are only a few storylines, their hands are tied. Just setting the stage for the "Is Jasmine too old to have a baby?" storyline, which will surely follow. Yawn.

Maybe we'll see her one aig.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Christine’s wedding? Yeah, no.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Sam has an interesting head shape, let's say.

I just choked on a chocolate chip muffin. 🤣

[Gobi]

I'm so glad that I'm not watching The Single Life. I'm turning my life around!

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

OMG having kids is exhausting?

Apparently only having ONE kid is enough to exhaust Kara and Guillermo  

[For Cereals]

Oh dear lord, what else has Jasmine been through and why don’t I care…

[Shelbie]

8 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Are they going to have the countdown to Christine’s wedding on the whole time?  Ugh…

Hi everyone.
The other way to look at it is we have a countdown to how much longer we have to endure this episode.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You don’t forget something as important as the paperwork, unless you’re a knucklehead.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Sam worries me. There is just too much wrong there.

Maybe we'll see her one aig.

A guided tour of Jasmine's lady parts is an absolute certainty. Buckle up. 

"I hope I don't lose her, like I lost my paperwork"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Citra, you can do so much better. SO MUCH BETTER!

[Gobi]

Are we headed for a 90 Day/Love During Lockup crossover?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm so glad that I'm not watching The Single Life. I'm turning my life around!

We've got Prison Wives coming up soon, though, to fill that yawning void left by "My Six Hundred Pound Life"!

[kacesq]

She seems way out of his league. I don’t get it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

After a few more looks at Sam’s skull and jaw, I’m going to stick with inbreeding.

[Realitystarr]

Jasmine would be more interesting if she told the real truth about her life. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We've got Prison Wives coming up soon, though, to fill that yawning void left by "My Six Hundred Pound Life"!

I was gonna ask…I saw a promo for that. Is that new trash? Trash I’ve been missing out on?

[Realitystarr]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We've got Prison Wives coming up soon, though, to fill that yawning void left by "My Six Hundred Pound Life"!

Oh I thought 600lb life was coming back.

[Auntie Anxiety]

IBS? Sam should get in touch with Stapler and compare notes.