90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

And collect dung and urine for the kitchen.  Or is that tomorrow's show?

It's all one big shit show.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Its OK, I had some gruel yesterday. It wasn't too thin".

When I’m jokingly laying guilt trips on my kids I pull random numbers out of thin air on how long I was in labour with them. 
“ that’s ok , I was only in labour with you for 163 hours, but don’t you worry about me”. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be having the maiden voyage on my brand new electric mattress pad tonight; got tired of getting into a cold bed on these wintry nights.

[MagicEyes]

Rob demands to be forgiven. That’s not how it works, dude.

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[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

You might have a law suit there....

Against Yeti or Dunkin or both? Just like the McDonald’s guy whose lawsuit resulted in the “coffee may be hot” warning on their cups. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Tree stump face Scott and Weeknd wannabes Alajandro are both on it. That family talked shit about Chantel but the sister is dating a married dude and mom isn’t doing much better.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll be having the maiden voyage on my brand new electric mattress pad tonight; got tired of getting into a cold bed on these wintry nights.

Jelly!

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll be having the maiden voyage on my brand new electric mattress pad tonight; got tired of getting into a cold bed on these wintry nights.

 

Aha, finally turned the heat on, AND a new electric mattress pad, bet the doggo loves it!

[MagicEyes]

Like Cinderella, the Air B&B will disappear at midnight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing says real love more than being given permission to check each other’s phones. It should be in your wedding vows.

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

My daughter has severe TMJ and I'm going crazy trying to get help, since July.  We are at Rutger's Dental School in Newark and Tues see an oral surgen from U Penn, who is (supposedly) the best in the State of NJ. 

Hope you can find help for her! That's tough i Know. 

[MagicEyes]

But…he does live in a hobbit hole. Just not a hobbit hole with hobbit style.

[Gobi]

Sophie looks like Darcy a few surgeries back.

[CSunshine76]

Dude, you live in a room with no bathroom…you already live in a hobbit hole.

[magemaud]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

But…he does live in a hobbit hole. Just not a hobbit hole with hobbit style.

Do Hobbits have bathrooms? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Against Yeti or Dunkin or both? Just like the McDonald’s guy whose lawsuit resulted in the “coffee may be hot” warning on their cups. 

It was a woman, named Stella Liebeck, and she was severely burned because McDonald's keeps its coffee at a dangerously high temperature. 

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/12/16/13971482/mcdonalds-coffee-lawsuit-stella-liebeck

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

Do Hobbits have bathrooms? 

I don’t think that was ever mentioned in the books or the many endless movies.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hope you can find help for her! That's tough i Know. 

Thank you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Igor mother is crying because she realized that Nikki changed his name on the down low.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nothing says real love more than being given permission to check each other’s phones. It should be in your wedding vows.

Throw in to never mute, block or unfollow each other. Oh, wait, that's tomorrow night with Shek and Sharper...

[Gobi]

Igor can't go to the US, he just got that apprenticeship with Dr. Frankenstein.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nothing says real love more than being given permission to check each other’s phones. It should be in your wedding vows.

It probably will be. The vows on this show are always so touching. "I promise to call you when I'm drunk" "You're not just a one night stand" "I know we fight all the time". Its so moving. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol I love how dad quietly noped out of there

[MagicEyes]

I’ve decided that if I ever get married again, I’m stealing the vows from the Corpse Bride.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol I love how dad quietly noped out of there

He's having a cigarette and a slug of vodka out in the back garden. Who could blame him?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol I love how dad quietly noped out of there

He is wise and a good role model.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Robyn perfected the fake crying facial expression and drags it out on demand.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Igor can't go to the US, he just got that apprenticeship with Dr. Frankenstein.

The good doctor created a bride for him too!

[Pepper Mostly]

If the online shoppers here aren't on Rakuten, you should sign up post haste. My rebate check next quarter will be about $85. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

6 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

 

Aha, finally turned the heat on, AND a new electric mattress pad, bet the doggo loves it!

She really enjoys the turn down service, including a few small treats on her pillow.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The vows on this show are always so touching. "I promise to call you when I'm drunk" "You're not just a one night stand" "I know we fight all the time". It’s so moving. 

Mary’s vows to Brandan sound like she’s setting up a murder-suicide pact: “I just want you to know that I love you so much. I know that we're fighting a lot, but I I want to spend my life, my whole life, with you forever.” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clayton can’t wait to get laid. Let’s not mince words.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Mary’s vows to Brandan sound like she’s setting up a murder-suicide pact: “I just want you to know that I love you so much. I know that we're fighting a lot, but I I want to spend my life, my whole life, with you forever.” 

Then in the talking head she said "There is no divorce in the Philippines, so now I have him forever". Sounds for all the world like she'll have him locked in the basement before long. "Its for the best. You can never leave me now".

[MagicEyes]

I don’t think I like Anali, now that her real personality is starting to come out.

[Gobi]

"We'll be alone in a hotel room, hopefully things will get anally."

[MagicEyes]

I want some cider.

[magemaud]

Clayton and Anali “59 Days to Wed”? We just met them last week and she’s been here 31 days but no sex? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I want some cider.

I have some in the fridge. Planning to make a batch of apple cider mini-loaves.

[Pepper Mostly]

BRANDY invited them apple picking? Sure she did. Does the apple farmer have a sideline in meth? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I don’t think I like Anali, now that her real personality is starting to come out.

Why is she calling him fat? 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I can't believe Clayton said Indiana is famous for "Drugs and Corn".    Is it too much to hope for Brandi and Anali having a knock down drag out fight reminiscent of Jerry Springer's show? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandy: I wanted Clayton and Anali to come here because after last time I remembered a lot of hateful, xenophobic shit I forgot to say to her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clayton’s sister is using apple picking for repentance. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

BRANDY invited them apple picking? Sure she did. Does the apple farmer have a sideline in meth? 

For some reason she reminds me (not personality wise but a bit looks wise) of Melanie from Mel and Devar….was a long time ago so I might be way off

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandy: I wanted Clayton and Anali to come here because after last time I remembered a lot of hateful, xenophobic shit I forgot to say to her.

I think she was drunk or high…regardless she is awful

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

For some reason she reminds me (not personality wise but a bit looks wise) of Melanie from Mel and Devar….was a long time ago so I might be way off

She does have a similar tough look. 

Brandy: The reason I was acting crazy last time is I was tweaking real bad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The reason I was acting so crazy the last time was because I was jonesing for a fix.

[Gobi]

"The reason I acted that way last time was because I was flying on meth."

"I know a great recipe for apples and guinea pig."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"The reason I acted that way last time was because I was flying on meth."

We’re a tough crowd, aren’t we?

She’s here for a bigger reason, my dick.

[Suzywriter]

Found the purse/cup pic! Aren't they dreamy?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Found the purse/cup pic! Aren't they dreamy?

Cute!